>"Any woman would be lucky to have you son, you're

>>35813514

>acid and weed

How do you have drug hookups but no friends or gfs?

Your mom is past the age where women start to desire nice, caring men instead of chad bad boys. She doesn't remember her youth very clearly. She's being genuine and if you hold out long enough you probably will be able to find someone later in life.

>>35813514
I feel too fat for a gf, I feel like if I even got that far a girl would be repulsed if I took my shirt off.

I will lose weight in order to get a gf!

>>35813608
/fat/ general on /fit/. godspeed brother

>>35813608
If you just gave less of a fuck and enjoyed life you'd get pussy.

You can be fat as long as you're clean and dress well - I know a fat fuck who gets way more pussy than me.

>>35813586
wow thats so fucking great, OP gets to have chad's sloppy seconds from washed up women who are way past their prime and looking for a provider chump because they cant get dick from cool guys anymore.

>>35813573
I have a few close friends, all male. No female friends, and getting drugs doesn't mean shut in terms of getting a gf.

>>35813781
it's fucked up obviously for virgins to have to settle for whores but thats the way of the world my dude

>>35813781
>It's fucked up that OP can't get the prime top 1% of women because he's a fucking loser
Lmao stop being a fag and live in the real world, people have sex and there's nothing wrong with it.
>inb4 cuck
How insecure can you be?

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>>35813514
Don't worry mate. She will stop eventually.

Source: I'm a 28 yo wizard apprentice

>>35813514
Ah-bloo-bIoo

>>35814070
Yeah hopefully
>28 yo wizard apprentice

What's it like?

>>35814062
number one cuckhold

>>35814070
Lucky. I'm a wizard and my mom never did stop. She still thinks I'm worth something despite the evidence to the contrary being right in front of her. Like living with a 30yo neet whose hobby is vidya.

>>35813752
I wish I knew how to enjoy life. I'm addicted to escapism because nothing's enjoyable, just stressful.

pfft kiddo
i'm turning 24 in two months and my mom still calls me her little baby. says i look like a model and that my children will be super cute etc

oh mom


she cooks me food everyday, even clean her basement (my room) etc

and i don't do shit! well i work a minimum wage but only for the last 9 months
she even bought me nier yesterday

>>35814136
>What's it like?

Hollow.

>>35813514
>vidya, porn, acid
No wonder you have never had a shag if these are your only hobbies

>>35813514
My mother actively calls me a worthless shit that won't accomplish anything in life

Consider yourself lucky

>>35813514
My mom keeps telling me I'm too young for a gf (I'm fucking 22) and that I'll easily find one with no problem when I'm 30. Maybe she knows deep down too that my only option by then would be roasties looking to settle.