So Chad has >A six figure job >A cute wife >A cool kid

>>35812979
I got a rock.

Mom cooks my meals

>>35812979
free time

>>35812979
>a cute wife
come on she looks like an ayylien
and that guy is no chad he's just your average normie with a receded hairline and a faggy v neck

>>35812979
Freedom to do whatever I want, whenever I want.

Regret
not original

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A gun to take it all away from him

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I have a healthy body.

There's absolutely no risk of me having a liver cirrhosis, brain necrosis or other effects caused by long-lasting consumption of strange substances.

Alcohol is for normies & drugs are for edgelords.
I listen to music instead.

>>35813236
>what is prolonged screen time
Your brain is more fucked than the average

a six figure job that i hate and had to spend 8-10 years in college to get

none of the rest

>>35813277
I have a knowing that prolonged screen time is more a complex of symptoms rather than a diagnosis.
Brief googling proves it.
I would assume people with fairly low amount of brain matter are likely to spend time in here.

>>35812979
Never mind the fact that Chad literally fucked his way through college by doing porn, something his family knows nothing about.

I know someone IRL who has in fact done that but I've never said anything, and he doesn't know that I know. I didn't find out until about a year ago, by accident when looking for porn, only to find a video of him boning Nikita Denise. Then I found many, many more videos with him. He's done a LOT of videos.

>>35812979
You know what? He's probably a decent human being too. Lots of normies didn't grow up with fucked up childhoods.

>>35812979
A killer instinct.

>>35812979
I saw this version of Chad literally right outside my window about 10 minutes ago.
He probably dropped by to have dinner with his mom and dad. He brought his wife and kid, and the wife seems to be getting fatter every time I see her. LOL. Although, maybe another kid is on the way, we will see. He seems a little run down too, and was wearing fairly baggy clothes. He's maybe 34 or 33. I'm 29.

Neighbor Chad drives a sort of new (2012-2016) Jeep Grand Cherokee, and they're all playing loudly with the kid or something and I can hear them across the street.

To answer the question, I have:

>A 99 Jeep Cherokee Sport
>Free room and board
>An extensive video game collection
>A sort of /fa/ wardrobe.
>A nice road bike
>Lots of free time
>$5,000 of unemployment insurance benefits left.
>Some savings.