I wanted my fucking foreskin that was stolen from me as a baby so I superglued my head under my skin, but I forgot to leave a hole and now I need to pee. How do you get superglue off? Please hurry
>>35812614
pics or it didnt happen, you faggot
>>35812614
Won't help if you don't post a pic proving you fucked up
>>35812672
>>35812716
I don't want to post a pic because I'm a dicklet, and you all will just make fun of my tiny dick or this will turn into another fucking sissy/trap thread
>>35812807
then youre a faggot
sage
>>35812614
Uhh you have to go to a hospital
>>35812959
shit really? Im' having a hard time holding my piss in as it is
>>35812614
>>35812807
>>35813027
Post dick or fake/gay
>>35812614
HAHAHA pls tell me this is real, I want to believe somebody is this fucking dumb
>>35813052
Don't forget timestamp
if op posts pic of dick i will take a picture of my asshole with four sharpies and timestamp
>>35813209
nobody wants to see that
Post a picture for proof and I will tell you.
>>35813209
>four
I believe you can do better than that
>>35813262
>>35813052
>>35812716
Is nobody seriously going to help me until I post a pic of my dick? this is really serious
>>35813429
I originally guarantee nobody will help you unless you post proofs.
>>35813429
Suffer in silence or post pic with timestamp.
>>35813265
fine i'll do the last number in ops post id when it gets posted
Better circumcise yourself again