ITT: Shit normies say that drives you up the wall. >well

>why are you always so negative

>if you cant handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
>i could care less
>atm machine
>that was lit af
>aaawkwaaard
>how are you?(as greeting and not a genuine question)

>salty
>lit
>on point
>finesse
>bruh
>bro
>weed
>turn up
Can't think of any more right now but basically all of the nigger phrases they use.

>You need to respect everybody's opinion, anon

>>35805256
>woke
>that's lit
>'murica
>tell us how you really feel
>you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

>>35805355
>aaawkwaarrd
I hate this one so much. You can't just have a moment of silence anywhere because normies have to be talking all the time.
>five seconds of silence during a car ride
>AWKWARD XD

i'm just going to go ahead and tactical nuke this thread with this portlandia sketch that covers every possible thing you can think of and accompany it with a pic of my waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJTiBPHMxgA

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>>35805660

forgot my waifu pic :(

>>35805672
Your waifu is a shit Sleater-Kinney is great though

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>>35805701

DELET THIS YOU NOW

>>35805552
Finesse is a black meme now? I used to like hearing that word in mivies and stuff.

>when you x and she y
>"sir"
>"bro" or any variation of it
>avoiding swear words
>"gosh"
>"gawd"
>emojis

>yaaaass
>why dont you talk, anon?
>saying "lol" out loud
>sup
>using memes in real life

>>35805771
It means "to steal" in ebonics, I'm pretty sure. Like "Finna finesse that bike over there"

>slay queen
>yaaaasss
>cash me ousside how bou dah?
basically any normie meme pisses me off

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>>35805894
>>35805852
>>35805810
>>35805621
>>35805552
>>35805355
>>35805277
>>35805256
My blood is fucking boiling keep them coming
>dude it's just words

Using words or phrases like
>edgy
>Cringey
>Normie
>Using xD
>Fuck
>Heard of this meme xd

>I'm such a nerd
>Netflix and chill
>Anything relating to emojis

> wanna go to the bar?
> hey my friends and I are going to do something this weekend
> my girlfriend and I are going to <insert normie shit here>
> want to hang out with us?
> I just graduated from college! <college grad pics galore>
> naw I gotta go to work tomorrow sorry

>>35806143
>> naw I gotta go to work tomorrow sorry
this one is legitimate, wagecucking sucks, sorry NEET

>>35805256
>people using xd ironically
>people using words such as dank or epic
>people on facebook using greentext
>like this

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>I'm such a nerd/geek
It's always the most retarded kids who say this

When they say anything at all.

God I wish normies would just shut the fuck up.

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>>35805810
>Avoiding swear words

b-but swearing is bad

>>35805810
Emojis are cancer

>>35805256
I fucking love father ted

>>35806807

>2/3rds of the main cast are now dead
And I just made myself sad.

>>35805552
you forgot about fleek. the fuck does that even mean yo

>>35805552
I only know salty because of Dark Souls desu, not going to stop using it.

Saying per se to sound smarter

>>35808621
>not going to stop being a faggot
Your choice.

>when someone uses the term normie

Easiest way to spot a newfag who's too scared to say normlafag

>>35808682
It is, and I'm not. Being a faggot's pretty good. Stay salty though, your choice.

>>35808621
>Because of dark souls
It's only said by normalfaggots. Mostly on Twitter, slutchat, and facejew. If you say it you are one of them and should fuck off.

>>35808763
I have never heard it outside /v/, but then I use none of the services you mention. Non-anonymous social media is terrifying.

>>35808763
Not him but calling someone salty has been a thing for over 10 years now before normalfags and dark sols fags started saying it

>I'm so (nice, honest, etc)

No, stfu. You're not that fucking nice, cool, or whatever the fuck your say you are. Just do it and don't say it.


Oh and
>senpai

>emojis

fuck off please

>>35808789
Doesn't matter how old or established it is. If normalfags pick it up it becomes insufferable. Just like 90% of the old shit from this site, like advice animals or calling people trolls instead of bait.

>>35805256
well that escalated originally.

>they ask me to talk about myself
>I do
>they find a way to loosely relate my story to their own mundane "funny story" and proceed to talk on and on about themselves

they only ask so they can talk about me me me ME ME ME ME ME ME

>>35808998
>feeling more depressed than usual
>stacy sister asks me what's wrong
>work up my courage and tell her about my depression
>"everyone feels that way sometimes anon but we still work hard to get things done"

Bitch don't act like you know my struggles then backhandedly say I don't do shit about it.

>>35809274
Depression is just a fleeting moment of sadness for normies.

>you're going to die anyway so you may as well die from [thing that is totally avoidable]

>>35809274
It is your fault you are depressed,not her. Depression is something you can work out of. The first step is wanting to not be depressed but i think if you managed to stop you would have nothing else as a focal point in your life,so go ahead and keep being sad. Its the only thing you are good at after all.

>>35809447
Normalfag detected originally.

>>35805256
>bruh
>low key
>>>bruh
niggerfied normies are even worse than actual normalphaggots

> look at all the F's I give
> Posting videos of cats being beheaded is the same as doing it

>>35809478
I can't stop you from thinking that,so,ok. If you say so. Just know that it isn't an arguement to call people names and i hope you get better at arguing one day.

>>35809509
>Talks about nonarguments
>His entire post relies on objectively incorrect information
See >>35809337 to better understand why your normalfaggotry is so transparent.

>>35805256
>Robot
>Normie
>Normalfag
>Chad
>Stacy
>Roastie
>Shitskin
>NEET
>"It's not that simple"f
>"Nothing can fix me"
>Friendzone
>Forever alone

>>35809337
I know, they say "i have depression" or "i have anxiety" just to either A: gain feelz points from their other normie friends, or B: don't understand depression is a thing that lasts longer than being a little sad.

> dafuq
> are u trying to say something?
Using upside down question marks and random capitals in the middle of words

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> You're the weirdest person I ever meet.

Fuck off you sheltered cunts, I never heard this before coming to uni.

Using soz and lol irl
>spamming the same emojis
>you are trying hard to be weird aren't you

>>35808998
that's called a normal flowing conversation you fucking aspie

>>35808998

That's them trying to relate, empathize, and break the ice with you my autismo friendo.

>Adulting is hard!

>>35809494
If you take enjoyment in watching animal cruelty, but """wouldn't do it irl""" means that not only you're a sadist but also a pussy.

>>35805256
>tfw no gf
You are a normie if you want a gf.

>>35805852
What's wrong with sup?

I say it in person to greet people sometimes, when I need to be extra casual it's pretty nice.

nice try normies, you have to figure out this by yourselves

> double rainbow
> that face
> the first memes

>>35809875
Want to lick me?

>>35805852
i say lol out loud ironically
that ok?

>>35805552
what's wrong with saying weed? how would you say it, "marijuana"?

>>35810011
>Death sentence
Pentoboriginatal

>>35808841
Bait used to piss me off, it was so much worse than it is now when it first caught on, fucking everything was bait. Pretty much solidified my hatred of /a/ for starting it.

I'm surprised it replaced troll, I guess the fish memes helped make it less cancerous.

>>35809998
What for, sicko?

>>35806633
shut the fuck up you nigger weeb, if you avoid swearing in real life you are human garbage.

>>35805871
I once sat in front of a group of spics and niggers back in high school during a presentation. They talked about head phones and hoe they were "finna finesse them nice sets right there" after the class was over. Pretty sure they were talking about my white turtle beaches. It just dawned on me now that I could have been robbed.

>>35810060
You gay or what? You don't to lick pussy? You Niggerfaggot

>>35810042
fag detected, if you think smoking """weed""" ks a death sentence you are either retarded or living in one of those retarded Asian countries.

>>35810125
>Edgy hambeast
Leave roasty

>>35810125
No, it's disgusting and unhygienic.

so are blowjobs

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>>35809610
>You're so weird
>He's so weird

fuffufuffFUUUUUUUUUUCK
ALL I WANT TO BE IS A NORMIE :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>>35810176
Feels like sandpaper as well

>>35810166
I'll burn your pets with a lighter.

>>35810201
>gunchicken
that's a rooster

>>35810011
>Pair of dubs
Marijuana cigarette
Reefer

>>35810234
you don't have balls for it roastie

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>>35805256
>my bf is 8x6
>teheehe is da MasterRace Cawk tehehehe

>>35810262
Right I don't have balls I am a pussy. But I'll get chad to do it for me

>No Regrets
>Bad decisions make good stories
>If I could do it all over, I wouldn't change a thing
>It made me who I am today

>>35810234
You'd better come well armed then.

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>so that just happened
>quit being such a negative nancy!

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>>35805256
>"he just needs to come out of his shell"
>tfw you are the shell and there is no out of it.

Also,
>"get out of your comfort zone"
Normals live in their fucking comfort zone. It's just that they share theirs with all the other normals so it's socially acceptable to stay in it.

>That's not Jackie Chan!

>>35808799
>>senpai

who ever says this irl need to be hanged

>uhh tmi
>too much information dood

you ask me a question and I give you the answer
do you want to hear it or not

>>35810291
>implying anyone would care about sad psycho roastie

>>35810296
These are phrases uttered by pepple with easy lives and several safety nets (e.g. rich, stupid parents, dotting friends and family, strong social network etc.).

>>35805256
>Typing Like This Capitalising Every Word
>using emojis, especially when it's not even to emote, like putting a plane next to "We're going on vacation" or something like that
>there's someone for everyone!
>any form of virtue signalling, especially involving tragedies
>crying about being "alone" while having absolutely no idea what it's like to not have a single person who cares about you

>>35809844
Oh fuck that
Also
>broke college student xD

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I HATE when stacies call things that are small and cute "nuggets" or "little nugs". It makes me rage for a reason I can't put into words.

>>35810374
Chad would do anything for a walking talking pussy like me

This isn't a normie thing as far as I know but "little" as a noun really creeps me out. It's probably the one word that would make me nope out of a relationship with a girl.

When a Stacy sneezes and but does that stupid "...et..-TSU~! xD c: " noise I want to fucking throttle her.

Even worse when people laugh at it and say "omg your sneezes are so cute xD" which just encourages her to keep doing it.

>EPIC FAIL
They ran that one into the ground.

Have they stopped saying it, yet?

>>35810449
keep telling yourself that
one day might become true
but we both know that day will never came

>>35810478
My mother does that, and claims it's involuntary.

>>35810478
A classmate did that, it was hard for me not to smile at it though anon, it sounds so silly coming from a grown person, like a little puppy dog.

>oh shit he's mad
>yo you alright
>why are you so sad/angry all the time
>you look like a school shooter lmao
>you take everything really personally don't you

IT'S JUST MY FUCKING FACE

I CANT HELP LOOKING LIKE A CREEPY WHITE BOY

>>35810550
>>yo you alright
As a statement this is the highest form of praise you can get from a black person though.

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>>35809694
>>35809769
Bullshit. Nomalshits have no curiosity about other people. They don't remember things people say to them are or what they've already said to other people. But they adore running their mouths and repeating themselves and I guarantee her "funny story" was something she had already told 5 times or would go on to tell 5 times more.

You are only projecting those kinds of good intentions because you don't measure your words either and think your constant jabbering is to everyone else's benefit. Speak less.

>>35810571
Lol true

I've actually had black people say this to me and can confirm

>>35808998
You're right.

That's why the easiest way to make friends with a normie is to ask them questions about themselves and agree with them.

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>hahah I love memes
>xd I'm a meme queen

Reposts garbage normie shit from instagram/tumblr

>they quote lines from a popular television show
I have come to hold a deep hatred for Always Sunny and Reddit and Morty fans

>>35810674
Ever have them recite marketing slogans at you?

>>35810674
Wubba dub dayman

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>>35810478
i do this with my coughs

makes them hurt much less

>>35810610
Being a normalfag is all about self promotion. It's all about who can dominate the conversation with stories about how zany and interesting their life is.

"I'm socially awkward"
It's their code for slightly shy.

>>35810760
It's not even about being slightly shy. Almost everyone is less open around people they don't know. That's not shy. Shyness is avoiding contact, avoiding conversation, avoiding socialization. You can't be "slight" about it.

Their idea of being "shy" is just not acting like a total degenerate all the time.

>>35805256
>check these digits! praise kek!

>did you just say LOL? hahaha what a newfag, we say KEK around here!

>>35805256
It's only funny when I see that phrase on escalator snuff films from China.

>>35810825
In other words you are a newfag who got caught because you lol'd. This is doubly obvious when you think kek as an analog to lol has anything to do with /pol/'s dub culture. Lurk moar and stop being such a salty little bitch people tell you to "put that away" wheen you show your ass where it's not welcome.

>>35810825
newfaggotry beyond belief

>>35810807
True. A lot of normies are loud people, so when someone thinks they're not loud they must be shy and don't like talking.

>>35810958
wrong. these happened over night some years ago. you're the normies that feel the need to conform and change your vocab at the drop of the hat. you, my friend, should indeed lurk moar - preferably over 2 years.

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>>35810958
>>35810979
>KEKEKE PRAISE KEK KEKEKE LMAO LOL KEK
>KEK IS A PHRASE I FIND TO BE FUNNY KEK KEK KEK PRAISE EGYPTIAN GODS GET IT?? KEK

please call me a newfag. i ache to be called so by the likes of you.

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the digression this thread has taken can only be atoned for with the slaughter of innocents
sage

>Worrying about something that is worrying
"MY ANXIETY IS PLAYING UP"

>>35810253
Roosters are chickens

>>35810399
I have a friend that says that shit but has literally spent over $3k on LoL.

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>why do you care about what other people do?

>>35811111
huh, did a quick google search and apparently you're right.
sorry, I'm an ESL

>>35811032
>these happened over night some years ago
And you're still assblasted about it? Holy fucking shit dude, I thought you had it bad at first but this is something else. You're still a newfag, you resentfully remain a newfag in mindset out of spite to justify the giant chip on your shoulder. Don't even lurk moar, just stop posting for fucks sake

>le lurk 2 years before posting
Now who's trying to hard to fit in?

>>35805672
Eww look at that kike mug

>>35810125
>HAHAHA BOY YOU THOUGHT I MEANT THE THING BUT ACTUALLY I MEANT THE OTHER THING ARENT I HILLARIOUS??

>>35811226
the thread is about things that normies say. i gave examples. you're the one, not me, that got triggered about it. throwing around the word newfag won't make you anymore of an oldfag, anon - we can see right through it. try not to get too worked up over things you disagree with, because it seems to cause you to not make any sense when you address those matters.

sad.

>>35805621
>tell us how you really feel
what's wrong with this

>>35811226
>Don't even lurk moar, just stop posting for fucks sake

triggered as fuck

>>35805277
>why are you always so negative
because life is all about being positive and happy with no cause, isn't it?!
fuck I hate when they say that shit.

>>35811311
>Damage Control: The Post
Yes, I will be chalking this one up on my "Internet Aguments Won" board and I am certain someone who bitches about posts he read years ago on 4chan will be bitching about this thrashing he's received for years to come aswell :^)

>sad
Yes, you are.

>It's like that one South Park episode where...

Shut the fuck up.

>Speak in ebonics
>_____ logic
>_____humour

>quote-unquote, followed by the actual quote

>>35811414
>Damage Control: The Post
learn to apply that phrase correctly. you're only digging your hole deeper now. you overreacted, getting completely assblasted, and it resulted in you arguing with emotions rather than logic. let's see what your emotional self is going to brig in the next post, i'm sure that it's going to be riveting.

very sad.

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>normie
>top kek
>:^)
>*insert any kind of twitter/facebook meme*
>oneitis
>emojis (ASCII art and the likes are fine though, those are creative and fun)
>cringe

>>35805256

>what the hell did I just watch!?

you just watched it, retard.

>>35811110
I was home schooled and diagnosed with anxiety and did research on it. When I finally entered the people sphere and saw someone talk about their anxiety I thought they actually had anxiety and opened up. That's when I found out that it's just something normies say.

When/how did that become a thing to do? Do they also say "My cancer/lymphoma/hernia is acting up" when they don't have these things?

Whenever a retarded single mother calls their hideous offspring a "little person" or "small human".

>>35811786
Is the human little or is it a little human?

in response to anything that isn't a cat or dog
>kill it with fire
>nature, you scary

>>35811615

Normals like to use mental illness as a fashion accessory for some reason, I guess for virtue signalling points or for fake dopamine production from getting Facebook likes to reassure them everything is fine.

>>35810404
you're making me really fucking angry now
I FUCKING HATE that 'smol bean' SHIT ASWELL

>>35808799
every single word that this anon said is true

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>>35811042
>ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT YOU LIKE THIS THING THAT I DON"T LIKE LIKE? I CAN"T EVEN.......UGH!!!

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>why so quiet?
>why so shy?
>come with us,you'll have fun!
>why dont you talk anon?
>we want to hear you anon!
>didnt hear you anon,can you speak up?
>hahaha,you're weird anon
>LOL,I want to kill myself SO MUCH
>this triggered my OCD SO MUCH

>>35810674
"LOL DAYMAN,BIRD DUDE XD"

>>35811363

Because you get downright berated and dismissed for expressing what you really feel.

When someone says "tell us how you really feel" it translates literally into "tell us something that fits our arbitrary narratives and views"

>>35805621
>>you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
That's reddit talk whilst you tip your fedora, not Normie language

I can't stand it when they talk about how bad drugs are and much better it is to be natural. People like me can't get through basic things in life without medication.

>ITS JUICE AND JAM TIME

what drugs were they on when made this LOL

>>35812730
The whole thing of acting aghast when someone you know likes/believes something you didn't expect them to is really easy to fall into. I was fuming when I realised I did it quite a lot.

Saying things like "oh my god, HOW could you like that" or similar is what I used to say. So fucking embarrassing now that I think of it. Anyway, now I don't have any friends to annoy with such clumsiness, which is hardly better.

>>35805256
>you look sad anon, what's wrong?
Repeat 20 times a day

>>35810009
I think so, I do that with my friend when he says something ironic.

>How do I (noun)

>>35805810

casual swearing is so unpleasant grow up

also
>at the end of the day

It irks me when people speak in pop culture references all the time. I've worked with people before who seemingly have no original thoughts, they just say things that they heard on a tv show before

Typing edition
>XD
>BRUH (emoji)
>Lmaoooooooo
>gg (out of context, usually followed by XD)
>-.- ._. (+variants)
"How does that disprove my argument?"
>Just google it
>I don't need to educate you

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>spelling out Rip as R I P
>spelling other nigger abbreviations by letters
>"anon, why don't you use emojis?"
>saying hella again and again and FUCKING again
>"Why do you only listen to 80's music? Try listening to The Fagsmokers"
>general roastie and normalfag chatter

Also, they can't fathom that someone wants to spend most of their time away from everyone. They try and rationalize it by saying "It's good for you anon!"

>take out a huge loan to go and get a degree they don't need
>broke student xD thanks government for forcing me to do this, i had no choice!
Anyone who goes to uni instead of just learning with the internet in their own time is a retard, but people who complain about having to pay for it are double retards. Believe it or not, it is VERY easy not to get in debt, it's actually the default state.

>>35805256
>why are you so quite Anon?

Not oregano

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>are you feeling okay?

origino

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>>35805256
>just kill me
>end my life lol
>i want to die
>i want to kill myself
>i have crippling depression XD
>i just want to die like so bad right now seriously guys
why is depression and suicide a normie meme now?
of course i don't want to get all offended, but it still kind of makes me angry because i doubt they've ever actually experience anything close to those kinds of feelings.

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> XD XD XD
>Ugh I'm bored entertain me

>Normalfag starts shit
>You counter
>"Woah dude chill out mate I was just joking no need to go all psycho"

>>35805256
>never responds to any texts
>stop trying to talk to her
>why do you ignore me?
probably wants more orbiters or something

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>>35809400
Haha! YOLO my dude (retarded laughing emoji x7)

>>35810478
better than screaming it out like an autist

>>35811447
what do you have against south park

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>I'm a sapiosexual

You are not smart you are just a god damn slut on Tinder.

>ultimately
>proselytize
>I'm not a maths person
>I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic.
>Philosophy is worthless
>If you speedread, you miss out on comprehension
>I can't stand public restrooms!
>I like to live for my own sake. You are your top priority.
>Asians aren't smart. They just work hard.
>I wish I could have done school over again
>Escapism is wrong
>There is NOTHING wrong with escapism
>Not all anime are moeshit

>Hmm... interesting
I lose all respect for a person if they say this, especially with a "hmm" that lasts more than a second and a half.

>>35819110
Forgot to add:

>College is a scam
>A trade is better than college. I was smart enough to go to a college, but I didn't.

>>35819220
College is a scam though, stop trying to rationalize your wasted money.

>>35810550
>You alright

Kek, I always do this when some retard starts acting up in front of me. It never fails to shut them up or get them so flustered to the point where they can't think straight.

Easy autist bait.

>>35819270
EECS from Berkeley, here.

This is only true if you were too dumb to get into a top ten program, and/or picked a shit major.

I almost fell into the brainlet trade trap.

>>35819270
Also
>wasted money
Anyone who wasn't a retard got a full-ride, or close to it.

Stop associating with mental midget normies.

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>Well that was a thing
>Well that happened

>>35805256
Hey man, Anchorman is funny. I will admit that line gets overused a lot though. You know what's even worse though? When some happy go lucky asshole posts some shit on FB like
>Kill me I'm so depressed and hate my life lol

>>35809558
Seconded all the way

>>35805649
>When the classroom gets quiet for 2 seconds
"Woah, that was weird! xD"

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>"Nobody asked you"
>"Grow up"
>"Magical sky wizard"
>"Dank"
>"Fire"
>"Forever alone"
>"Fuck yo couch"
>"I cant/I cant even"
>"High/low key"
>"So random"
>"Anxiety"

>>35811993
'smol bean' is a nickname for Tyler Joseph, lead vocalist for twenty one pilots

So talk shit again and I'll kill you

>>35811532
I use :^) all the time......

>>35813134
I joke around about killing myself, it makes them laugh but the feelings are true

>>35813771
???? I don't know any normalities that say this

>>35810478
Fuck it sucks to have to sit there and listen to that shit and just grimace knowing she's doing it and everyone is aware she's doing it, fuck just sneeze like a normal person without drawing attention

>>35817871
I hate it when an autist takes something little so serious

Like some autismo the other day physically pulled me out of my seat because it was "his"

>not everyone is heartless like you anon

I really wish I knew what was going through their minds on this one. If they truly believe you're heartless, why aim for this shallow insult? It must actually be that they are just mad at you and are lashing out to try and hurt you for not agreeing with them which is ironic considering how heartless that is.

>Live. Laugh. Love

or whatever other normie shit they always post on normiebook or get tattoed on their stupid wrists or some shit

>>35805256
Why are you always quiet Anon?

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>work as cashier
>Hold $50 or $100 bill up to the light to check it
>"Should be good, I just printed it this morning..."

OR

>Item won't scan
>"Guess that means it's free today!"

Every fucking time. Shut the fuck up.

>>35810550
Let's be honest you're probably a school shooter.

>>35821278
Lets be honest if I was even slightly functional and wasn't crippled by actual depression I totally would have been.

>makes political propaganda to influence everyone viewing it
>"dude, it's just a joke, lmao"

Make some political cartoons about these, like /pol/ does, with SJW / normie talking points.

>show normie a song
>What kind of drugs were they on when they made this?!?!?! LOL

It's always either "Who knows" or "None at all" but why do they need to know? Your favorite meme musicians probably smokes an awful lot of pot and you never question it.

>>35805256
"who says that"
liberals make me grind my teeth

>>35821132
>>"Should be good, I just printed it this morning..."
I'm going to say this next time I use a 50 or a 100 to pay for something.

>Suicide is just a permanent solution to temporary problems
Yeah, but what about permanent problems? Ever thought of that?

>>35809940
Im mostly bothered by it because Im too autistic to know how to respond, do I say sup back? do I say "nothing" because sup is a shortened version of "whats up"? while I contemplate how to respond it has already been too long for me to respond and will be awkward no matter what I say.

>>35806633
This. I personally like minced oaths. :^)

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>when they say "true" after literally any fucking statement
"Yeah I had to take the bus to work this morning cause my car's in the shop"
"True"

>>35819440
>EECS
I'm not EECS, but I'm a freshman who's an intended CS major here at Berkeley right now. Any advice fellow Bear? :o

>>35821629
it's right, in most cases. If you have severed spine or so, go ahead, but if you're "depressed", look into personal or medical options.

>>35805256
>why do you always look angry.

It kinda turns me on when guys call me bro, so that one doesn't annoy me :^)

>>35820153
WRONG. He just called himself a bean not smol bean.

>>35820258
>LMAO MAN TIME TO TIE A NOOSE HAHA AM I RITE??
shut the fuck up, keep it to yourself.

>>35817178
I'm not a normie and I say hella all the time. I grew up hearing it a lot in the Bay Area.

>>35810645
>>35810571
MAking notes boiii

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One of the things I really hate is how everyone nowadays just openly talk about farting and shitting and pissing. Fucking idiotic.

It's fucking retarded that the guys do it but when the girls do it too we reached a new fucking low.

My sisters just blatantly burp and say they'll go "shit" or piss or they just fart out loud.

And in public people dont mind too much talking about farts. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. animals

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>>35822857
Both my uni roommate and his friend say this and they're from idon'tremember, California.

I keep telling them nobody says that fag shit Texas, we say y'all.

>>35810478
>being jealous of a chick getting attention
Your levels of damage are at an unsustainable level

>>35818952
>sneezing like a chick is better than normally sneezing
Trap posting is getting more and more invasive

>>35805277
>snap out of it!
had my mom tell me both these things today

>>35813425
give examples.
this literally is not how it ever works.
Also if you're sad, just literally stop being sad

>>35821637
best response is to just say something like "hey man, what's up?" it's more just a greeting than an actual question

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>>35805256
>why are you so negative
>if you just change your attitude...
>you're not ugly (from stupid roastie)
>anyone who supports Trump is a nazi
>you're overrating
>you're overthinking it

most of the people saying this to me are roastie cunts. FUCKING STUPID ROASTIE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ALONE BITCH YOU GET LAID LIKE 3 TIMES A WEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35805355
>>how are you?(as greeting and not a genuine question)

I do this all the time because it's politer than mumbling hi.

>>35805277
"I'm not negative, I'm realistic"
This is my go to response

>>35805621
Finna woke AF bruh baka

>>35820153
twenty one pilots a shit, faglord

>>35823879
I have never talked in depth about my bodily functions unless it was to a doctor. How have we devolved so much? It is hard to want to be attracted to people.

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>>35824101
dog bless texas

One time I heard a stacy scream
>that's literally lit!!

When obviously, nothing was actually on fire.
Also when they (stacies) say anything with "literally" when it isn't needed.

>I literally hate <so and so>
What the fuck? You "literally" hate someone?
Oh wow cuz you can totally metaphorically or figuratively hate someone.

>I literally just finished my essay
Again, what? Is there actually a way to figuratively "finish an essay"? No!

It's like saying:
>I physically moved the rock
It's retarded. You can't figuratively move a rock you moron.

>>35825404
Are you me?


Gykvujgf

>>35806052
>edgy
>normie
those get used all the time here, famalam. You better change the board if you don't like it, my nignog.

>>35824101
>I keep telling them nobody says that fag shit Texas, we say y'all.

cali fags need to leave desu

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>>35806143
>my girlfriend and I are...
that's already annoying enough

>>35825007
>just literally stop being sad
Breaking news, anon wills depression to go away

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>>35810318
>negative nancy
that pisses me off.

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>a saw, dude! Dude, a saw!

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>nobody can even post any examples itt without normos being offended

>>35808998
This is how conversation works. You follow up with another similar story and get to learn about each other.

>>35805810
fuck you bro >:^(

>>35808763
You sound pretty salty bro XD

>>35805552
yeah fuck salty

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>>35810478
Fuck i knew someone like this in high school

>>35805852
>>35810009
i say "El oh el"
is that okay?

>>35827948
yes

el oh el

>>35806052
>fuck
what

>>35810255
I jack off two times in the morning

I jack off two times at night

I jack off two times in the afternoon

Anime makes me feel alright

>>35810011
yeah i didnt get that either
"pot" sounds fucking retarded
you can be a pretentious retard and call it "ganja", "sensimilla" or some shit like that though

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>>35810067
Thank you for speaking my mind for me, anon. You're my hero.

Basically every nigger phrase that is creeping into the English language, thanks America.

>>35828696
I say refers (plural) sometimes

>>35828762
Should have left the Africans in Africa.

YASS

SLAY

>I'M CRYING
>I'M SCREAMING
>I CAN'T BREATHE
>WHO DID THIS
Get help.

>>35825557
Apparently English Oxford had to include an alternate meaning for literally because people kept misusing it. It means not to not mean something in a literal sense but to imply great emphasis.

Personally I hate people who whine when someone uses the word literally incorrectly, like they're some shining beacon of enlightenment.

>>35805571
that phrase turned me into a neo-nazi.

When niggers and nigger lovers say "be like"

>ROLLING WITH MY BOYS BE LIKE
>TALKING TO MY BABY MOMMA AND SHE BE LIKE
>GETTING MY GIBSMEDATS BE LIKE

LMAAAOOO SMDH TBQH FAMLAM, SHEEEEIT, SUMFINNA MUPS DE DOO DAT *clicking tongue noises*

There needs to be a cull.

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>>35806471
I do all these things

>I hate politics. They're all the same.
For when you're >to intelligent to have political opinions and want to give the pretense that you're both apathetic and a genius.

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>>35805256
>All of the babby's first memes on Facebook
>people that brag about any accomplishment in their life when you know they are fucking retarded and useless.
>People that try to make themselves seem unique or quirky ("I feel so much older than everybody else I just like watching Netflix with my cat LOL crying emoji")

>>35828888
lol ur a dickhead m8

>>35829042
samefag detected m8

>>35821132
Printed one is pretty funny.

>>35810674
I fucking hate Rick and Morty
Reddit needs to burn along with their boring taste of humor
And most importantly they shouldn't quote this retarded shit in conversation

>>35805552
all words overused and ruined by white people, no joke

>>35810478
I fucking hate that. It brings about an unquenchable anger in me.

>>35816821
I used >_> for what feels like millenia. Don't know why I stopped. Some people didn't get what it looked like at first and that always surprised me

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>>35805256
>well that escalated quickly!
>>35805621
>you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
>>35810318
>so that just happened

these have got to be the faggiest, whitest, dorkiest, most reddit phrases ever

When older people try to be cool or hip and post fucking 10 year old shitty memes.

>The pay gap is real

>I browse /b/ everyday anon, there's really cool stuff there

Typing. Like. This.

This. Is. Original.

>I say excuse me
>normie smiles smugly at me
>"Oh, you're fine!"

>>35805852
>"lol" out loud
That shit, and any other form of shortened phrase when said aloud will piss me off to no end, even spelling it out angers me, if something is funny you laugh you don't clarify it with a stupid phrase.

>>35805256
>Money can't buy you happiness
You know who's depressed? Poor people
You know who kill themselves the most? Poor people
Rich people are happier and healthier

>>35822846
If you think that's how I go about it then you really are autistic

>>35821132
>"Should be good, I just printed it this morning..."
That's a good one tho

>>35809274
Depression was somewhat easy for me to get out of. I just had to trace it back to its cause, come to terms with it, then suppress any and all emotion, both positive and negative due to it being a balance, so that it wouldn't come back and now I live in contentment.

>>35810550
Back in high school my problem was that people alway mistook my indifference as me thinking I'm better than them or depression when all I really wanted was for them to just fuck off and leave me alone.

>>35828820
This, words change.

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>>35805256
>I noped out of there

>>35805256
Bumping

Any normie overusing "meme speak". You can just tell they are normies just by their prose, it gets to you

>>35810404
Gyaos

>>35805552

>low key

what the fuck does that even mean

>"just bee urself bruh"
>"it's easy to get girls"
>"hey, did you go to the party last night?"

>>35805810
>sir
I have to say sir a lot what's wrong with it

>>35806471
fuck you man, xd and epic are still great. dank and fb greentext are definitely degenerate though. TOP TIER GOOD SIR TOP FUCKING TIER!!!

>>35809274
ya just gotta smoke dat herb, brah, depression's all in yr head, just smoke some of dat good green muh dude.

>>35811111
god damn, these digits got me hard af

Lit and dope, what's with the increasing niggerfication of our language?

>X be like

I really, really hate nigs and white cuckolds who adopt ebonics

>>35814700
you are a total fucking normie if you have 20 people asking you what's wrong, wtf.

>>35833846
AAVE is no less valid than any other dialect. Linguistic prescription will always prove futile.

>>35805355
>i could care less
it doesnt aven make sense

>>35833915
I mean, it's derived from literally the dumbest demographic I'm the country so yes, yes it is dumber than other dialects

>muh relativism

Back to pleddit

>senpai
>nut
>I think everyone has a little OCD
>cancer
>why do I have to go to college if I'm already smart?
>What do my recent emojis say about me?
>any stupid catch phrase in real life.

>>35823879
I hate this too

>>35834032
I mean, have you ever heard some of those pidgin english dialects from the shitty little islands in the pacific or the carribean? Or Aboriginal Australian English?
At least ebonics still resembles English in a meaningful way.

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>>35828762
>yaaaaaaaaaaaas qweeen slayyyy

>getting laid
>sperg
>anything with "my ass off"
>I hate my gf

>>35834127
>At least ebonics still resembles English in a meaningful way.
That's exactly why it's worse.
"lit", "slay", "whateverthefucktheysaynow", already has definitions.
This new shit isn't them being clever or unique, it's them being to stupid to create new words.
It's cancer, with all the metaphorical properties that term applies.

>>35834127
>trying to justify the bastardization of a language
get out

>>35834259
>t. linguistic ignoramus
The sky is not falling.

when they make a sentence fragment starting with "when"

>saying heck instead of any curse
>>35817178
>saying hecka

>>35834519
What in the aych eee cee kay?

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>>35805672
your waifu a shit, A FUCKING SHIT!

>>35832895
Thats a pretty dumb change though

this thread is savage

>Oh my god I actually wanna kill myself right now, like actually
>Dab
>Like
>Um
>Literally
>Im a foodie
>O my god i'm such a geek
>me me me

shit thread, shit content, shit posters. sage

>>35805355
>atm machine

????????????

>Muted for 16 for not being original somehow

>>35809447
While I get its bait, its utter horseshit.

There is underlying biochemistry behind depression, its a physical change (in the sense its a dysfunction in receptors rather than a wiring pattern).

You can't just will yourself out of it, anybody whose "gotten out" of depression by sheer force of will is doing the equivalent to continue running with a broken leg.

>>35835300
ATM is already an acronym for Automated Teller Machine, the second machine is redundant

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>>35806052
>Fuck
Fuck off

>>35821629
What strange is that the phrase makes it sound like a good option (which it is).

>nah we can't use your new technology. It will solve this temporary problem forever, instead of just putting it off acre years...

>"I'm just forgetful sometimes"
>"My mind is weird like that lol"
>"Hey! Did you know 'latest political or science fad on mainstream media'?"

>>35835463
That makes sense then

Its like people who say "rip in peace"

>>35820153
What the fuck are you doing here you runt? thats the biggest fucking normie band ever FUCK OFF

Refering to a bf/gf as "my (name)"

>i don't need any air filtration in my environmentally isolated apartment because I have a chunk of salt with a lightbulb inside it

>>35806633
So is masturbating to your chinese filipino cartoons fucking weebs are just as bad as niggers

>creativity is only possible with drugs
>that's why I never do anything cool
>it's not that I just don't try

>>35810674
>How I Met Your Mother
>Big Bang Theory
>Family Guy
>Rick & Morty
>Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Every time someone brings any of these shows up, you know you are dealing with bottom of the barrel human trash.

also, normies have a god awful sense of humor...

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>>35836130
I was with some people last week who kept going on and on about how good Little Britain was and quoting the show.

>>35835969
Related, I also hate when there was creativity due to drugs, then fanboys of said creator try to argue "oh it wasn't really drugs, it was just alcohol or coffee!"

>>35810674
>>35836080
Always Sunny is amazing, go fuck yourselves

>im such an art hoe XD
> i just love to draw
>proceeds to roughly sketch some shitty moon or something "tumblr"

>>35817178
>using rip at all
eat shit and die

>>35817178
le wrong generation amirite xD

>>35805256
>i'm lazy but smart
>i never asked for this life that i'm living, wtf parents

>>35805355
>If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

If you don't agree with this statement you're 100% Aspergers syndrome. The rest are fine.

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>>35836792
1R2V

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>>35805852
>lol

normies can't even into top kek IRL