There are 3 guys outside my door RIGHT NOW who have been knocking

>>35803606
>What do?

Shit in your hand

Start lubing up that boipussy

>he doesn't booby trap the entrance to his house
at this point just keep ignoring them because answering now would only prove that you were hiding

>>35803606
Call 911 and say you have suspicious men on your property. Say you think they are trying to break in. I'm serious OP

>>35803606
OP please update so we know you haven't been murdered or something. I hope you are safe

>>35803606
just say you were in the shower or had headphones in and apologise for not hearing them

>>35803606
Do they want to borrow some eggs? If they do RUN

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>>35803790
this

but also tell the cops that you think the suspicious characters are black

>>35803872
>talking to the doorknock persons

normie get out

>three men trying to break into op's house
>op shitposts on 4chan

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play nasheeds super duper loud. vid related, "Allahu Akbar Theme Song".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39d2w1okTCs

May you find your Jihad.

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>>35803606
mfw everyone on r9k are paranoid as fuck

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>>35803906
>mfw OP is literally getting raped as we speak

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is op kill?

he dropped his spaghetti.

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The real question here is...

IS OP WHITE???

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we're all gonna make it, anonns.