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Post in this thread and I'll pray for you to get a loving

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Post in this thread and I'll pray for you to get a loving gf that loves you and is beautiful and that is perfect for you.

You've got nothing to lose.
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I pray that you get someone that looks like your pic.
Lol what now you generous little bitch?
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>>35801878
thanks oregano poster
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>>35801878
Going on my second tinder date today, pray for me
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>>35802275
I pray for you to fail, normie

Or you can get off my board and part the nice way.
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but prayer doesn't do anything
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woah thanks anon

oregano
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>>35801878
Posting my post. I hope I'll at least a have a really good day sometime soon.
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arigato anon chan
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>>35801878
thank you op, pray I make it
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Thanks Op! you the best
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to which deity or deities are you praying to?
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>>35801878
Good vibes to you, too OP
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Thank you kind anon, have a gondola as payment for your services.
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Yeah, you're not tricking me into worshipping you again Lucifer. Get off my board mate.
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>>35801878
I am more fit than average, got a nice haircut, been told that I look like Orlando Bloom and I am finally starting to leave the depression behind and maybe ask some girl from the street out. I don't remember the last time I talked to a girl, so I'll need all the prayers I can get.
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>>35801878
I've got a (You) to lose.
Nontheless, here I post
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>>35801878

asalaamualaikum brother, praise allah. i hope to find a wife
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>>35801878
As you said, I ain't got anything to lose.
I'll pray for you guys as well; two prayers be better than one.
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>>35801878
Thanks OP, a little backup may be nice.
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>>35801878
Jesus himself couldn't get me a gf, let alone a beautiful and loving one

Thanks for trying though
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>>35802294
was a 32 level khv before tinder, so fuck you.
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Gl all you fagbots ik I need it kek
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>>35801878
oke.. thenks
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>>35801878
baby come back, you can blame it all on me

this is original
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i want that, pray from me anon
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>>35801878
Pray for me brudda.
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this is my only dream in life
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>>35801878
I seen this posy before. What is her instagram again?
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Thanks op. You're a bretty gud guy.
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>>35801878
>tfw 9/10 down to earth traditional girl actually likes you
....I want to cry, 20 years of spaghetti swelling up inside me about to explode. If there is a god, please just give me this W. I need this one.
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thanks op, pray for you too
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>>35801878
pray for me anon please :3
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>>35801878
Grip the shaft
Punch the tip
There is no God
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>>35801878
You are a servant to the people of this board, thank you may you find your qt too.
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>>35801878
thank you based poster
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Posting for a mommy gf of ~30 years old with big milf tits
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>>35801878
Im probably going to kill myself
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>>35801878
please and thank you original friend
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Can you make her Asian?
Or if she is white make her look like mercy from overwatch.
Thanks
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>>35801878

Thank you anon.I ill remember you when i have climbed out of the pit.
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im not a praying man but I want a slightly dominant big spoon cuddler
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Thanks OP, god bless your soul
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I Appreciate the effort but no one wants a sperg.
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>>35801878
qwdqw
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>>35801878
That bitch looks so unhealthy *shudders*
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>>35801878
Thank you anon, god bless your kind soul.
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>>35801878
Please pray for me, pray that she has huge tits please.
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>>35801878
t-thanks mate
I hope you get your qt gf too
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>>35801878
Which god do you pray to? Also post a timestamp of your prayer session.
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>>35801878
Thank you op
Bananolui
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T-thanks OP, praying for you too
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Thanks /b/ro, ily
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appreciate the help op
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>>35801878
A girl who looked just like this was into me, but I was too beta to grab pussy.

She wasn't even thick because she was short or fat.

Not the next time. We're all gonna make it.
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Please op i pray and still no gf help
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thancc anon

you too :)
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>>35801878
Can I get a shortstack gf who plays vidya and is mostly a shut-in?

But only if you're praying to a good god. No gods of murder or broken computers that require brutal sacrifices.
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imma try and send good vibes this thread's way

remember jesus loves you anons :)
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>>35801878
not one like in the photo, thx op
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I'll pray for you too Anon
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That would be pretty great, thanks OP
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>>35805208
That pupper trying to do everything at once while daddy doggo watches and thinks holy shit my son is so fucking stupid.
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Please pray, we all need help to ascend to gfness
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>>35801878
them thighs tho 0_o
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>>35805161
Amazing person and amazing photo love you
God bless This is the comfiest thread on /r9k/
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If only your god were real...
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>>35805324
you too anon :)

we will all have qt loving gfs in time
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>>35801878
But what will you pray to.
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please grant me my wish op
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>>35801878
I found a loving gf that loves me and is perfect for me on r9k last May actually in a chart thread. We have been dating since August and moved in together in December.

Dreams can come true robots.
God bless you op, I hope those prayers are answered for other robots.
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>>35805421
>fembot
You are fucked my dude. Leave her before she dumps you, all women on /r9k/ are whores.
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>>35801878
Are you Kek?
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>>35805421
You can't say "gf" without specifying in parenthesis.
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6'2 good featuers big d virgin pls gibe me gf
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Please lord kek gibe gf
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I've already found her, and she loves me, I'm sure.

And we're already going to become gf/bf, its inevitable. But I'll post anyway just for fun.
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>>35805662
Pls Kek giv tendie buddy
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pls. i promise id be a great boyfriend
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>>35805906
Thisorino
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will not find a gf if i get repeating digits
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>>35801878
ok also fuck muslims.
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>>35806011
I'm sorry m8, better luck next time
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>>35801878
ok, thank you for your prayer.
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>>35801878
I just lost such a girl. nothing to lose anymore
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>>35801878
Pray for me, anon. I don't want to become a wizard.
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Thanks anon, that's nice of you
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>>35801878

Nothing to lose except being single and independent.
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pls be my ai gf
Original bot is a nigger faggot
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>>35801878
Gh uhh gd ft jhyu if DU Un uhh bf do ld ho uhh gb g go oi if
Original bitch
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>>35801878
Thanks anon

101% original post.
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I don't want to be alone anymore.

Origgggg
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>you have nothing to lose

Yeah, you're right I suppose. Here's hoping when i go out to get some milk that I bump into my future gf.
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What a nice guy, I pray for you too.
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>>35801878
make it happen OP
;___; this is original ffs
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>>35801878
Praying for a Europe fembot to want a robot bf. I'll stay with you forever, cuddle, play vidya, talk, watch movies. This is the way out of loneliness, first one to apply gets a bf for absolute ever.

I'm holding out the golden ticket here, someone please take it.
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>>35801878
>You've got nothing to lose.

Sadly, you're right. Might as well post and hope for the best. Not going to expect anything.
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>>35801878
praynigga
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>>35801878
What a nice guy you are
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Thanks OP, you're a nice guy
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Thank you based anon I'll pray for you to get qt 3.14
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hey, don't forget to pray for me too op
thank you :)
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>>35801878
sure, let's try it out
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>>35801878
Don't pray for that. Pray that I can stop being a sinner.
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Thanks op u r a nice dude
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Thank you anon. I know this won't work, but it's a nice thought
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>>35801878
hey thabks ob
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>>35801878
Sure thing anon, I'll post in your thread, why not
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>>35801878
That's if you even do pray for us, anyway your right in saying I have nothing to lose
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>>35804088
>>tfw 9/10 down to earth traditional girl actually likes you
Don't fuck it up anon, all I want is a traditional girl with good values. You can live my dream anon, godspeed
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>>35806011
These are the saddest dubs ever
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Eh, might as well. You're right, I've got nothing to lose.

Thanks for the thought, OP. I appreciate it.
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Thank you for praying for me sweet sweet poster
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>>35801878
PRAY FOR ME SENPAI MY GUY
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may the power of kek grant me a cute gf. amen!
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Please let me get a clingy thicc qt girlfriend who loves me forever, I will marry her and be the best I can possibly be for her.
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>>35801878
Studying at a uni and getting pretty good grades but lonely. Like you said, got nothing to lose, so thx op
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Can you pray that I become a gril
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>>35801878
Literally impossible, I'm going to prove it.
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>>35801878
tell me this is a shop
pls tell me
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>>35801878
to be honest i don't think i'm deserving of love
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Thanks anon it would be really nice to meet a qt grill who isn't appalled by my anxiety/depression/self loathing
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I'll pray for your eternal joy in Jesus Christ our Lord, brother
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Pls let me find a nice robot gf online or in life
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>>35801878
Thanks lad. Prayers may not do shit but at least its soemthing
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Please, got nothing to lose....
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>>35809830
>I'll pray for your eternal joy in Jesus Christ our Lord, brother
This anon has it.
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I don't want a prayer. It's important for me to know that I made it on my own.
Pray for the guy under me twice tho.
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aint no rest for the robots
until we off ourselves for good
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>>35801878
what is there to lose?
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>>35801878
Ravioli ravioli, give me a gf-ioli.
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I'm not religious.
I'm autheitistc.
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Can I lose myself in the music?
(Moms spagootur)
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>nothing to lose

Nothing but my virginity!

):
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Pray for my soul pls
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>>35801878
Thanks anon much 'preciation
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>>35801878
I've never seen someone with such uneven proportions, still very aroused though
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>>35801878
you better fucking pray for me since nothing else works ahahha i want to kill myself :(
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pray4me
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Pls pray 4 me my friend
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>>35801878
Gibe me oneitis plz
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>>35801878
No amount of prayer or hope will ever get me a gf.
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jesus please help me OP fuck
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>>35811921
i live in a constant state of fear and misery do you miss anymore, i don't even notice when it hurt anymore... anymore...
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Thnaks mn
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>>35801878
In the current year, no such female can exist.
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thanks anon, we all need it
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Hoping for the best here.
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>>35801878
Please do. There's a beautiful girl who's probably leaving my uni by next year, I'm feeling feels I haven't felt for years
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gibe bless
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>>35801878

here's to hoping lads
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Might as well try, am i right guys or am i right?
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>>35801878
Well then I really want to have a gf to do everything together.
Be loyal and never leave each other in bad moments.
But its too much for a worthless person like me I guess
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I don't want to be a wizard anymore
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>>35801878
Pray for me and Irina senpai thx
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>>35809638

Somewhere, an autistic NEET zoomed way in on a picture of a thick girl and counted pixels across her thigh and across her waist.
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>>35801878
i don't even talk to any girls but thanks for the good vibes
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Alrighty.

Hope things go well with E tomorrow. Maybe she'll text me first ;)
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>>35801878
I sure hope so. I just want someone I can hold and talk to about life. Someone who completes me. Someone who can help me and I'll help them. Godbless.
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>>35801878
pls pray for nice gf for me ty
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>>35801878
I SHALL GRANT YOUR REQUESTS!
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thank's OP, I hope you'll find a nice young man to keep you company :^D
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I already have a loving GF that is "perfect" for me and takes care of me.
Please pray for me, I've been trying to convince her to let other girls join us in the bedroom but she claims that her bisexuality works in the way that she spends phases where she's only attracted to women or only attracted to men.

Pray for me to either succeed in convincing her or to have the strength to leave her when I come across two girls looking for a man

It happened once and I flaunted it. Matched a couple of really cute lesbians/bi girls looking for a guy, I tried to play it too cool and ended up never replying one day before it could go anywhere.
My nightmare is to live my life without finding that kind of opportunity again :'(
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>>35812477
Looking at those numbers, my confidence in this chance I'm taking continues to rise.
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>>35806011
imma redeem him

digits confirm gf
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>>35813666
oh shit
well thanks, satan
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>>35801878
Thanks anon

Pray for things to workout between me and this girl A I just started talking to
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>>35801878
God is a sadistic faggot, once dead we will both suffer, and Satan has god's fist firmly up his ass.
Thanks for reading and have a wonderful day.
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I'm so fucking bitter about this but yeah please go for it. I'll pray for you guys too in a minute here when I can stop fucking sobbing. seriously.
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thanks anon :) I'm real close so maybe it will happen
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>>35801878
i pray for myself, though I'm not going to resume looking until after I move. No point in putting myself out there when I'm going away before anything has time to get serious.
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>>35801878
wow thanks 4chams
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>>35801878
thanks mang
i hope i am not too late
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>>35801878
Fuck it
Zzzdghges
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This is nice. I will also pray for y'all.
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>>35801878
Thanks bless bless
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thanks anon I really appreciate you
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Pray for us all anon
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>>35801878
Gib introvert qt gf
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Please god or anyone, do it
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>>35801878

You're right, I have nothing to lose. Thanks OP.
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I lose time, but I know I'd waste it anyway. Enjoy your bump.
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>>35801878
>>35801878
I want a qtpi christian gf pls.
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>>35801878
Eyyyy thanks bro. Only the power of God can snag me a girlfriend, 'preciate it!
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thank you OP

She doesn't have to be 10/10, I'll be satisfied with 7/10 loyal gf
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Boyfriend, girlfriend, don't even care. Been single for all 23 years of my life so indeed there is nothing to lose. Bless you, OP.
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okorgeha
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>>35801878
Pray for me too please, c'est la vie
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>>35801878

Here's a (You) please pray for me
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>>35805293

hit a little too close to home
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>>35801878
Why not
I'm lonely as shit
I'm eating my feelings today but for the rest of the week I'm going to go hard with the fitness and weight-loss shit
I will not rest until being intimate with beautiful women becomes a regular part of my life
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>>35801878

Thank you based anon.

jengo
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>>35801878
Just pray for me to figure out if I want to get a gf or not.
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>>35801878
plz
oregano comment [/spolier]
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>>35801878
I've prayed a lot. If never bloody works. God just decides to ignore us. Love is not in His plans for us.
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I hope our relationship is good CMH
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Thank you, op. God speed.
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Please Oregon trail tier original post
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I hope it's not too late, OP.
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>>35801878
posting for good vibes
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>>35801878
Eh, why not, pray for me.
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OP you're a nice person. Thanks from down under.
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pray for me op, ur my only hope!
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oogoola boogoola
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>>35801878
>actually go out of my way to meet girls online and in person
>still can't get a gf
>meanwhile cousin who dropped out of uni and quit his job to move back in with his parents and become a neet still managed to get a online gf
>she even eventually payed to mover across the country to live with him in his parents house
I need more than prayers op, I'm literally less desirable than a manchild neet living in his parents basement
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>>35801878
Do one for me, fampai!
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Let's do this OP, help me get a cute one.
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>>35801878

Thanks, also pray my tinnitus goes away.
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ples op i need thes prays
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pray for me please. i'm at the age where i have to look for a wife. i got cockblocked a bunch of times.
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prey for me
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Really mister?
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>>35801878
what even are you supposed to do with a girlfriend?

Fuck em?

what else

being in a relationship just to fuck someone feels kinda pointless
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Hope you get one too OP :3
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>>35801878
ok, I'll post.
ty OP
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I'm focusing on myself right now, but maybe I'll find someone cool soon.
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>>35801878
give me my qtp2t now please
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>>35801878
what is her name? what's she like? I'm eager to find out!
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>>35801878
wish me luck op
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I've been working on a fembot (read: roastie), and I'm hoping something happens. Thanks, OP.
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>>35813666
damn, meme magic really is real
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>>35813666
>>35818000
Mad trips over here
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>>35801878
tyfoekfoeapkfopeak
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>>35801878
thank you op god bless you

you too
oregano
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>>35801878
I'll pray for you too, anon.

And I'll pray for an original post so this shitty system will allow me to post jesus fucking christ.
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>>35801878
the body however
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You're right I've got nothing to lose

Don't fail me anon please
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>>35806011
>>35808766
>>35813666
>>35818000
PRAISE CHECK
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>>35801878
Thanks anon, here's to hoping it'll come true my friend.
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>>35801878
Those thighs are too thicc for her own good
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>>35801878
Thank you pious anon

I'll be sure to send some prayers your way too.
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>>35801878
Pray for me ANON!
I have no excuse for not having a gf. Please help
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>>35801878
if digits, will find love of my life..?
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Please, even though I don't have a job.

mall of Vu
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>>35801878
please do it even tho i don't believe in god
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>>35801878
>Post in this thread and I'll pray for you to get a loving gf that loves you and is beautiful and that is perfect for you.

Although I appreciate the offer, I'm afraid I'll have to decline. After all, I've spent my life praying to God and His angels, Satan and his devils, and every spirit between for a woman to look upon me just once with desire rather than disgust. Heaven has remained silent and Hell has only laughed. So, although my sorcery hasn't won me a woman it has, at the very least, taught me that while God may be more polite than the devil, He's infinitely less honest.

I could wrack the name of Jehovah and drag poor Mephistopheles up from Hell, clutching a silly contract in his trembling hand. I could demand that the little devil provide me the experience of love in exchange for my immortal soul, and the demon would blush and turn away, forced to admit that I shouldn't expect from the devil what is impossible for even God.

So, dear intercessor, given that knowing what it's like to be loved is impossible for me, I would be tempted to ask you to pray that I be granted a night of rest without nightmares. But let's be honest with ourselves; after all, the hour has grown late and we no longer have time for pleasant lies. God has decided, in His infinite wisdom, that I am unfit to live as a man. Why should I expect Him to grant me license to sleep as one?
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here's your (You) OP

easy 400 replies
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>>35801878
Bless me, please oreganal
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Pls pray for me to get the balls to pursue a gf I cant take it anymore
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>>35818844
unty pls go
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>>35801878
enjoy the (You) I hope I don't die alone ;w;
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>>35801878

Ah what the fuck, I may very well just give this a try. Got nothing to lose.
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>>35801878
Please pray for me too, anon.
Thanks.
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It's worth a try
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>>35801878
Please pray

ortiadasda
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>>35801878
Ehm fuck it. The butterfly effect is a thing.
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>>35801878
Stop being nice to people, it's bad for you
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>>35801878
why not? pls save me ty
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take this pepe as my thanks
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Here's your (you), now just give me a chance with my oneitis.
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>>35801878
You are going to be praying for a lot of people.
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>>35801878
eh fuck it what can I possibly lose
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>>35801878
Please OP. I'm so lonely.
All I want is a qt Latina punk gf to take to hardcore shows so I don't have to keep going alone.

Be honest with me r9k, is that too much to ask?
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>>35819708
you stole a pepe from this thread >>35817996
shame on you.
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>>35801878
i have nothing to lose.

Let us pray.
>>
Ive already met her but were not a couple yet

I wanna marry her :(
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>>35801878
Danke, mein duden.
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>>35819783
Not true at all, i stolen it from a /fit/ thread few weeks ago
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>>35801878
That thick lower half bodytype gets me everytime..

let us pray
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>>35801878
Thank you, Original Prayer
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Sending out sone Good vibrations
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>>35801878
thank you anon! can't wait for the cute cuddly girlfriend!
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>>35801878
please pray for my success in life as well <3
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>>35801878
thanks op ;_;
oregano
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>>35801878
I'm drowning in pussy but I hate them all

>in before Chad

Kiersten come back to me babygirl
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>>35819945
get off my board chad
original
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>>35819872
>mexicanposter
no one else respond to this man.
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Plz let me find a tomboy i can get /fit/ with. Also one who wont cheat on me.

Domo originato
>>
Please. I'm so fucking lonley.
>>
Wouldn't that be bad for women though. Having god force them to date us heartless Robutts. What becomes of us when we outlive our mortal counterparts. We should mandate all robutts mustn't socialize outside with not rubutts, especially Normie's.
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>>35801878
The only thing perfect for me is a bullet.
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>>35801878
>imblyng this will work
>>
Pray for me and bless me with the power of meme magic so I may finally find a gf
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>>35801878
I don't want GF. I want to be either a Chad or Tyrone who gets all the ass he can. How dare you wish less than the best for m
>>
I hope the hope you have for us bring us to a new level of understanding and we all get what we hope for by proxy of your hope
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>>35801878
let's hope this meme magic is real
>>
Thank you for your kindness, OP.
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>>35801878
My name is William and I want a girlfriend, do your thing wizard
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>>35801878
Thanks OP.

I'll pray for everybody in this thread too. Together we'll make it!
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>>35801878
Make sure she's a virgin and smart too.
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>>35801878
ok i guess i could use a gf thanks in advance opee
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>>35801878
Couldn't hurt; why not?

Although it really does look like you have too many prayer requests as it is, OP.
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>>35801878
yeah alright sure,
who is that tho?
>>
>>35801878
nothing to lose, nothing to gain, this shit ain't working
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>>35801878
pretty please senpai desu
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>>35801878
Fine here's a (you)
>implying I won't get one right before I die or well into old age
>>
>>35801878
how low have I fallen mis amigos
>>
>You've got nothing to lose

I guess you're not wrong
>>
>>35801878
I don't even know if I want a gf at this point, but I'll go for it anyway
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>>35801878
thank you friend, please pray for me to get a dragon maid gf
please
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Nothing to lose, thanks OP!
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>>35801878
thank you, i really appr eciate it
i dont want ot be muted again... . . . ... ..
>>
I pray your dreams come true, OP.
Now, please, pray for mine.
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I love you big daddy
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>>35801878
>pray

nothing to gain either

don't pray for me

or do, not like it matters
>>
>>35801878
bless up pray for me anon
>>
Thank you anon, much love
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Thanks, OP. The sentiment is appreciated.
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>>35801878
Thank you OP. I hope you are blessed with the same fortune.
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>>35801878
Here's my (You)
Thanks for caring about us lonely anons
>>
>>35801878
woah
i pray for your well being
original
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>>35801878
Why not OP.
Give me a qt asian gf pls.
>>
>>35801878
(You) whore.
>>
Thank you Anon, I appreciate that.

Praise kek, oregano.
>>
please pray for me op
>>
plz more than anything
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>>35801878
work your magic anon!
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>>35801878
Can I get an internet neet gf that will talk to me a lot, and play vidya together with me?

Would ask for a regular gf, but I'm NEET as well. So it's not like I could ever see her anyway. May as well ask for the next best thing.
>>
thanks OP so kind
>>
Thanks OP. You should all play va-11 hall-a btw.
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>>35801878
>tfw no cute loving gf
>>
I need the booty
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>>35801878
I appreciate you and your efforts, anon!
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Sure, why not. Cyborg checking in
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Thank you, OP. I hope I can find a girl like my waifu someday.
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>>35801878
fuck you for taking advantage of the fact that we are all no-pussy losers
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>>35801878
Make her thicc and brown for me, Anon!
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>>35801878
who ya prayin to senpai
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Threads like this have become increasingly rare

Thanks anon
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>>35801878
ehm, okay thanks
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>>35801878
get me out of here you fucks
if there is a god, please help me
>>
Pls help me OP
>>
I'll take any support I can get, even imaginary.
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>>35801878
Thanks, I'll pray for you too!
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Posting. Need to make message unique or muted
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My name is Eric, please pray for me
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>168 replies
Holy fuck
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>>35801878
god bless i need a qt in my life
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>>35801878


can i just ask to love myself, i dont even want a gf anymore, just love myself.
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>>35801878
I'll pray for qt gf
>>
thanks good fellas
>>
in this regard i really do not have much to lose
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>>35801878
thank you anon.
origaminal
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>>35801878
Who/what will you pray to though anon?
>>
thanks but it will not work lol
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>>35801878
post in your threads often
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>>35801878
Someone with a library to rival mine please
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>>35801878
Thanks anon, I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
>>
pray for ME PLEASE !AHHHHHH
>>
Please send help my way, God, I pray to you everyday.
>>
I guess you are right OP, pray
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>>35801878
She's thiccc
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>>35801878
pray for me pls :(
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>>35801878
me tooo pls
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>>35801878
thanks op appreciate it
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>>35801878
I appreciate it anon plz let her be nice
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>>35801878
Thanks Anon i pray for everyone to get one
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>>35801878
thank u op
>>
thanks, anon. I'm going to pray for everyone too. Pray I get my qt blond gf.
>>
Prayers out for my robot bretheren
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>>35801878
Thanks anon pls do it for me
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If singles no one get a gf
if dubs only i get gf

praise Kek
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>>35829077
patician roll my friendo
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