I just drank all 19 beers that were in my house fridge . Tomorrow

>>35799303
Buy more beer OP you fucking retard

>>35799303
if you have any money lying around you could buy enough beers to replace the ones you drank

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>>35799303
I'll never understand how people drink beer. The taste isn't bad, but something about carbonated beverages and alcohol fucks my stomach up. Ten minutes after I drink it my stomach is in a knot for 30 minutes. Doesn't happen when I just drink regular alcohol like whiskey.

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>>35799329
>>35799342
But I Iive in the woods. the nearest grocery store is like a 30 minute walk.It's like 1 am so I'm scared to go walk in the woods alone.

>>35799457
stop being a bitch dude

>>35799457
Why are you scared to walk in the woods? It's probably much more likely you'll get robbed or killed on city streets at night

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>>35799515
Because I'll get lost. i don;t have a flashhlight and it's dark. There's also pumas in my country. And I'm drunk as fuck. Why can't NEETS get free acohol and weed? It should be a basic right for NEETS. I'm an autistic loser with no redemption. Drugs and alcohol should be supplied to me for free by the government.

>>35799648

lol, shut the fuck up scrub.

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>>35799688
No, stop being rude I'm saying the truth,

>>35799744

That you should get free shit? the only free shit you should get is a bullet to the temple.

>>35799303
Just admit to it. You're 25 years old, stop taking shit from her, you're a grown Fucking man.

>>35799457
are there any sidewalks or streets nearby then? you could always walk to the nearest grocery store without getting lost in them.

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>>35799770
No, you're rude. Suck a dick normalshit. If niggers and retards get free shit, I should get free shit too. It's not fair.

>>35799841

You can get free shit, you just have to exchange it for beer and weed.

Stop being a bad anime poster or come suck my dick while I play viddya.

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>>35799829
No. It's literally a 30 minute walk through forest until you reach the nearest supermarket. And I'm not even sure if it;s still open.A nigger or a puma might kill me. It's scary.

>>35799859
Beer and weed are basicallly medicine.

If you're being 100% serious and your mom will want you to replace the beers you drank, why not just go to the store in the morning and buy a 24 pack? If you have no money and you must absolutely buy it with your money, why not donate plasma?

>>35799457

You probably can't buy beer at that hour anyway. Most states have it so selling beer late at night is illegal.

>>35799303
Just replace them the next day. Make it your mission haha its not like youre gonna do anything anyway tomorrow. Im a 25yr neet as well and youve got to continually tell yourself this isnt normal otherwise you'll start descending into madness and get outcasted by your family

>>35799303
>19 beers
holy shit anon

are you like 400 pounds? you should be fucking smashed right now if you're an ordinary weight

>>35799380
Personally, I like the drunk beer gives me the best (7 or 8%), but yeah, I pour it roughly in a glass to get rid of half the carbonation.

(Also, this may sound strange, but diluted vinegar will help when your stomach's like that, or basically any stomach ailment.)

>>35799303
buy the same kind of beer
>and get an extra pack to drink so you don't have to steal

>>35799457
>a 30 minute walk
That's not in the woods at all.
I grew up with the nearest store at least 3 hours away by foot.
It was a 10 minute drive though.

>>35799329
This is the only option you idiot

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