Find out that your crush has a successfu,l millionaire dad and

>>35799059
Give her your seed

>>35799059
Does he disappoint her with his dick though?

Checkmate faggit

>>35799059
>rich girls don't slum it
Ok lad.

>>35799110
What do you mean, lad? Explain.

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>tfw your crush is older than you, has a steady job and is fit.
Meanwhile im just an autistic fuck with no job, no talents and no hope.

>>35799059
yeah but i don't want to be her dad, i wanna be her partner in crime

>tfw your crush is super rich and offered to travel with her but you were scared of being in debt paying her back so you say you will go when you have the money
> 2 years later still cant afford the tickets

fuck this 3rd world hsithole


fuck this shit ,i blew my chance

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>>35799059
>realize I have nothing to offer a woman
>give up