>tfw can't even get an orbiter from /r9k/ out of all

haha i have like 5 orbiters

step up your game bitch

>>35797927
>Attention seeking whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kC4_iEXhGc

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>>35797949
Attention is not what I seek, lol dumbfuck.

I'll orbit you originally

I'll orbit you on one condition: I get to impregnate you.

Do it you worthless whore. You've failed your very nature.

>>35798025
You have to orbit her not be on a collision course.

>>35797998
You're not being serious

>>35797927
Post contact. And, maybe ill let you orbit me.

>>35798170
Of course I'm serious. Why wouldn't I be?

>>35797927
can i be your bf if i orbit you?

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>>35797927
You laughed as you made this thread. I do it; we all do it. Look at this picture, I'm just like you.

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Give us a reason to want to orbit you. Describe yourself, pics, vocaroo, etc.

I want a fembot gf, if I wanted to be a financial cruch and an emotion tampon I'd watch a streamer

>>35797927
Are you fat or otherwise deformed?

Why would I orbit you and give you money when I could do the same for some camwhore who's hotter than you instead? You don't offer anything that she doesn't.

you do realize if you post one picture or one vocaroo then you'll get swamped right? People here have no standards.

>>35798208
Because then you'd have posted contact.

>>35798955
[email protected]

what now huh?

>>35797927
Kek
I'm a guy and I have like 4 orbitors without even trying.

>>35798997
That's because /r9k/ is full of submissive faggots.

White guys are so pathetic they have given up orbiting now lool