>dinner with relatives >"let's have anon

>eating toast for dinner

>>35796244
>A toast!
>To the poison in our drinks!
>And the antidote in mine!

>>35796279
how do I edit my post here

>>35796295
Click the red X at the top right corner of your screen

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>>35796244
>dinner with relatives
>so, anon, what have you been doing with your life?

I thought toasts only happened in movies.

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>tfw second youngest
>little brother had to say grace instead
feels good man

>Here's to family
>And here's to friends
>A prayer for harmony
>And finally amen
>But first, before we bite
>I'd like to remind you
>That Hitler was right
>Dig in

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>>35796349
>toast happens
>everyone clinking their wine glasses
>awkwardly hold my plastic cup with pepsi no ice out
>doesn't clink
>uncle says "still growing up huh?"
>tfw 27

>>35796244
here's how you robots survive this:
"I don't like talking so keeping it short; to family."
Then drink.

>>35796295
You go back to where ever it is you came from

no this isn't an answer to your question under this spoiler

>>35796295
>newfag doesn't know how to edit his posts

EDIT: It's really fucking easy lads

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>>35796244
>religious family asks me to be the one to pray over dinner

>At birthday party
>anon what do you have to say about the birthday girl (age 28)
>Give a great short and sweet speech
>Everyone generally impressed I was able to form words

>>35796487
You sound like a faggot anon

>>35797215
>rubba dub dub
>thank god for the grub
And then you inhale your food.