>21 years old >still can't grow a beard >ZERO

>tfw could grow a full, connecting beard in the 6th grade

>had a full chest of hair by freshman year

>have to pluck my unibrow

>tfw hairy asshole
>tfw hairy asscrack
>tfw even my toes are hairy
>tfw lots of back hair
>tfw lots of nose hair

at least youre not a literal sasquatch. being this hairy has given me mild trichotillomania because theres nothing more satisfying than ripping out a huge clump of asscrack hair that youve been spinning into a braid for an hour

You don't want a beard. They're overated
Wide hips are attractive for both males and females.
Chest hair is nasty. Its like having pubes between your man-tits.

Your genes arent that horrible

>>35792673
>wide, femenine hips

damn, that's hot, op

>>35793164
Motherfucker I have all that shit besides the fucking beard and only a little chesthair. At one point I had to dig in and scrub my asscrack because some shit stuck in the hairs. I have fucking hobbit feet and this fucking rainforest from my bellybutton down south.
I can live with the downsides if nature gave me a manly beard but I'm only left with a voice so low it's outside of the hearble wavelength spetrum. Not that that matters really because I hardly ever talk nor have anyone that would actually listen to me.

>tfw hair everywhere except on my fucking head.

I'm 25 and all I got is a slight moustache and some hair on my chin, but still really fluffy. Once met a 30 yo dude who still didn't have any facial hair either.

I'm worried now. We're doomed bro

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>>35792673
I know that feel bro.

I was growing a full unibrow at about 13 before I could even grow a peachfuzz puberty mustache.

Now I'm in my 30s, can barely grow a Asian mustache and soulpatch, have a dozen lopsided chest hairs, I'm still fighting against my unibrow everyday, and on top of that Ive been balding like crazy.

But hey it at least balances out the hair fucking ass that I have. Ladies love that shit. mmm a good old buttbeard