Anyone else's parents not tell them they were supposed to untwist their balls if one gets higher than the other? My left is permanently lopsided and has poor circulation now, doctors say it'll probably need to be taken out within 5 years.
>>35790688
9/10, you'll catch plenty
>>35790688
Holy shit. It hurt for like a second, and then felt incredible. Why did nobody ever tell me about this?
Mine are lopsided and hurt sometimes.
>>35790688
PSA: testicular torsion is insanely painful and if you actually had it, you'd be calling an ambulance instead of shitposting here. Don't listen to OP.
>>35790688
w-wtf do i do, one my testicals hangs lower than the other, im scared guys
>>35790688
I know this is bait, but I've been experiencing some sort of discomfort around my right testicle occasionally for a couple of months and now I'm feeling bad.
>>35790915
It will pass on its own probably, I've had a few of those episodes over the years
>>35790688
One is supposed to hang lower. weak bait
>>35790877
Twist it you dumb nigger
>>35790966
Thank you for your wisdom.
>>35790877
Don't twist your balls, you fucking autist.
>>35790688
Is this real, my right nut sits slightly higher than my left, I though it was supposed to be that way
>>35791765
No, it's not.
Most men have one testicle hanging lower than the other.
ITT: Results of glorious American sex education.
>>35791952
>implying I'm american
try harder
This is supposed to be the case so they don't clank against eachother when you walk.
>>35792704
>clank
BALLS OF STEEL
>>35790688
>>35790877
>>35790915
Stop trying to cause testicular torsions you malicious faggot
http://teens.webmd.com/boys/testicles-faq
Your testicles are always supposed to be lopsided
>>35790688
>Discord sperg remeiliafag
>Vaginal envy
>Choker fucker
>Didnt reply to a dead mom post guy
And now testicular torsion tyson
>>35790688
>doctors say it'll probably need to be taken out within 5 years
Well, you are on R9k after all, so you'll probably not be needing it anyways...
>tfw know a Chad with only one testicle
Somehow, despite having ONE BALL, this guy is able to pull women like it's nothing. He regularly fucks women as if it's the easiest thing in the world despite having A SINGLE LITTLE NUT.
Here I am, with two beautiful, perfect testes, and I can't even get a single woman's interest.
Do not twist your balls for any reason you tards
>>35793212
Hitler only had one nut and look at how hard he slayed
>TFW you put icy hot on your balls
feels good man