Why do I have to wipe my arse so much when I shit? Why is

You'll wipe less if you clean your ass with your hands and soap in the shower. Make sure it's the last part of you you clean, though, or you'll be wiping shit all over the rest of your body and wash your hands right after you shower.

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>>35787032
>americans don't wash their ass with a hose

your probably arent eating right. i include a healthy amount of fiber and i hardly ever have to wipe.

>>35787113
I eat a fair amount of veggies though

>>35787032
I have the same problem but my work has a bidet which helps so much

Poop stool will change your life. On a good run I only have to wipe once. A couple days ago I didn't even need the single wipe.

>>35787032
Take a shower after you dump. Make sure to clean and rinse your butt real good

>>35787032

WIPE TILL YOU BLEED ANON!!!

KNOW THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE CLEAN!!!

Eat more fiber OP.

>>35787519
THAT'S WHAT I DO. MY ARSEHOLE LOOKS LIKE TANNED LEATHER NOW