Would you rather have the gf/bf of your dreams, or a gatling

>>35786922
I like having two hands, so gf pls

this even a question? i can get any girl i want with a gattling gun for an arm

>>35786942
What if I throw in unlimited ammo and no recoil?

>>35786922
my dream gf would be able to give me as many gatling gun arms as I want, so dream gf pls

>also canon arm is superior in every way

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>>35786922
If I choose the gun will I still be able to go into no gun zones without getting into trouble?

>>35787069
>can't use it close range

>>35787126
yes, you can also collect disability benefits

>>35787127
>a giant metal pipe cant be used in close range combat

what did he mean by this?

>>35787140
Then yeah, I'd take the gun. Probably try to take up a job as a security or something.

>>35786922

gf of my dreams tbqhwu.

a gatling gun would be a fearsome trait, but you would be shunned by society for being too dangerous, and the only reason anyone would be nice to you is because you're part machine gun.

It depends if I get infinite ammo. This shit costs.

Otherwise gf.

>>35787293
You can't safely fire it in a confined space though, pretty lame.

Gatling gun arm obviously.
Live in Austria though and machine guns are illegal for civilian use here. Looking forward to see what they are going to do about it, it's not like they could just chop my arm off.

Gatling gun arm, no contest.
How do you feed ammo into that thing though

>>35786922
Gun. I played too much FF7 as a kid to pick a chick.

>>35787460
you eat them