>mom told me i have 24 hours to find a gf or i'll be living in the streets
I'll be your gf anon.Just kidding
>>35783394
if not larping, ask her why
Hire a prostitute for the day
>mom told me if I don't make her cum in the next 20 minutes she'll kick me out of the house
>>35783467
>leghair poking through
Atleast shave man
>>35783394
set ablaze house, you are homeless anyway
>>35783394
>assuming you're serious
Fucking women. They assume men have it like them and we can just go out and find a gf in 24 hours.
>>35783394
How does something like this happen to you?
God your life sucks
>>35783394
what kind of mom is that??