>What you wanted to be when you were a kid >What you are

artist
digital artist

>>35779568
>Fighter pilot
>NEET

>Scientist (i wanted to discover cures for shit like ebola not even kidding)
>mma fighter

>Rich never had to work
Same dream now desu

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>>35779568

>Clown
>Systems Architect

>>35779568
>astronaut
>neet

>Chad
>KV NEET

Tractor Driver
NEET

heh

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>>35779568
>Filthy Rich Lottery Winner
>Dirt-poor NEET Lottery Contestant
Maybe my dreams will come true some day?

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>working at NASA
>cashier at a supermarket

>Dead (first suicidal thoughts started around the age of 8 years old)
>Alive and NEET

Young me had no dreams at all. On school career days and shit, I'd just sort of not have any clue what I wanted. Teachers would basically bully me into making a choice.

>>35779568
>policeman
>delivery driver
I don't want to do police work anymore because it involves working with the worst of the public.

>>35779634

>unironically paying the idiot tax

The lottery is LITERALLY a state tax on the poor and stupid.

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>mercenary working for Blackwater or something
>NEET currently being rejected from military service
they're not even going to let me be a cop, i'd be lucky to do mall security at this rate

>never had any dreams or ambitions besides playing video games
>now a 27 year old neet where all I do is play video games.

>>35779702
>He loses the lottery

I have a bigger net gain than loss thanks to the small prizes. Maybe you need to try being yourself?

>>35779568
>Military like my father.
>NEET

>>35779568
>military operator
>military
still working on the operator part

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>veterinarian
>drug dealer

I never really knew what I wanted to be. I had vague ideas like a veterinarian or a firefighter but never really knew exactly where to apply myself

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fighter pilot
call center agent

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>>35779568
>archeologist
>NEET

>>35779735
What's your MOS anon?

>>35779770
>>35779736
Meant 4 u

~~oreganoposterino~~

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>>35779751
>that image
I dont know what it supposed to mean but i'm laughing.

>>35779736
This why i'm not bothering with any combat MOS, you never really get to operate, you get treated like shit, and learn nothing of value.

I'd rather save all my shekels having a well paying easy MOS and then LARP when i get out instead of LARPing in the military

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>>35779568
>cartoon voice actor
>retail slave
Granted I'm still in school right now, but I don't really see myself able to break into that business

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>mad scientist with an army of robots
>AI programmer (while studying mechanical engineering)
On my way folks

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>astronaut or pilot
>Currently an undertaker
life is so fucking unfair. i just wanted to explore and do actually do something with my life.

>>35779568
>pope
>CS student

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Never wanted to do anything with my life.
Currently Studying Comp Engy so i don't disappoint my family any more.
Doing Terrible but life is nice sometimes

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>>35779568
>Happy
>Sad
>Original

>astronaut or fireman
>corrections officer

>>35779568
>professional philosopher
>basement schizo philosopher with weird ideas

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>>35779568
>girl
>ugly loser

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>Engineer
>Network Engineer

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>>35779568
>science fiction writer
>unemployed english major

Follow your dreams they said. It's not about money they said. None of the normies literally took this advice. I was the only idiot that actually did it.

>Implying Insurance Salesman is bad

Unless you're personal. Commercial here fampai.

>>35779904
Are you literally me, for fuck's sake?

>>35779895
Airline pilots don't explore shit. They're bus drivers, and most of them don't get paid much more than bus drivers.

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musician making a living off of music

agriculture worker

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>pilot or programmer
>tfw went to aviation school for two years but dropped out due to depression in high school
>currently studying IT and will probably drop out to become wage slave

>>35779944
>corrections officer
the one who works with problem teens in felony?

>>35779986
I never said i wanted to be an airline pilot (even though the image is from one, i just forgot to say pic unrelated.)

>>35779822
>US SOF
>Not kicking down doors and killing people 24/7 since 2001
If you want to see action git gud and sign an option 40/18x contract

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>>35779568
>anime
>NEET

>>35780015

No I work in a max joint with anyone 18+

>computer programmer
>NEET, freelance translator

really, since like age 6 I understood I need a PLAN B and I chose languages for that. When I got older I saw startup culture being the cancer it is, there's no liberation in software. I'm OK with where I am, I'm not disappointed in myself as much as I'm disappointed in what computers became. There was this tiny window when free software could have been top dog and brought about a good world, but people chose macs and win10 with preinstalled keyloggers. I'm glad I didn't choose to follow that path.

>>35780042
>No I work in a max joint with anyone 18+
Any stories?

>NEET
>Successful Businessman

>>35779971
I kno the feels bro. I wanted to be a painter now I'm stuck with a masters in fine arts and I've never made a dollar in my life. I just hide in my mom's basement and try not to think about life because it hurts too bad and I'm ashamed of my failure virgin NEET status.

>>35780025
right, Seals and Rangers are the only people who actually do anything. Even then their rules of engagement are shit and don't actually get to operate like they should.

and it's really not worth all the training and long contracts if you're just a defense force allowed to lash out every once in a while.

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>>35779568
>Astronaut
>Astronaut

>police officer
>Anarchist

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>Doctor
>Nurse

It's really not all that bad. The hours are the best part. 3 days a week, night shift, and still get to play with drugs and hospital toys. I might go back for my doctoral and do anesthesia or something. It's the exact same thing as anesthesiology except it pays half as much.

I'm making enough now I could retire early with a few more years. I'd rather play with fungus on my own time all day. Who knows, maybe I git gud and open a brew/wine/distillery. It's probably better to be a beer judge. Lots of autistic tests and workshops and drinking.

>/famous guitar player/paleontoliogist
>cashier in a pharmacy,studing IT shit becaause i thought it would help my family escape from poverty

i might get a decent job soon and when im done with this IT degree i will sure get my biology one just to say fuck you world i completed my dream

cant play guitar for year despite practiicing for years ,my fingers are all twichty and shit

>>35780117
Can't wait to watch you get vaporized live on national tv, normie.

>>35779568
>professional boxer

>machine operator in a warehouse

>>35780078

Lots of them but some are contextual.

We have one guy though and I don't know how he did this being chained down the way he was but he managed to rip the ceiling light down and hurled the metal chunk out the front of the cell, smashing the plexiglass outer door all while in standing hard restraints.

>>35780174
Were there any robots in the joint?

>>35779568
>soldier
>poker player

>rock star
>grocery store clerk who can play 4 chords on a guitar

>>35779568
Police/soldier

Retired Military Police, living a earned comfy life till I die

>>35780193
>Earned kek
Sure thing freeloader.

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>>35780193
>Military Police
You mean just like the standard police officer?

>firefighter
>Accountant
I realized I had a fear of heights

>>35779568
>Footballer
>neet!

As time went on I changed dreams but in the end I ended up being a neet!

>pilot
>neet

>>35780183

Probably. Most are just your normal gangbanger, talking shit, drug abusing whites and blacks. Never bothered to ask any of them actually.

However most of the ones we have nowadays have been incarcerated for more than 10 years so if they are robots they are prison ones.

>>35780217
Ok lol

>>35780219
Na normal police have it way worse then we do

>Movie Director
>Musician
eh either way id be a disappointment

I had no idea. What kind of kid knows what he wants to be? How can you predict where industries will evolve to? Makes no sense man.

I think I said I wanted to be a fire fighter because tv and shit planted that idea in my head. I don't want to be a fire fighter.

>I wanted to make videogames
>NEET
I don't really like vidya anymore, I think it's a terrible way to spend your time. I don't know what I want to do now.

>>35780193
Fuck that I was one for 6 years back 02 08 shit sucked dick

>>35780305
I'm guessing you didn't want to be an autist either

>>35780288
Do you have favorite one? You know maybe a person who's like a good person but slipped one time and ended up in joint.

>>35780322
Do you still have the urge to suck good dick?

>>35779568

I wanted to be a serial killer when I was a little kid and would avoid doing things that would leave my name in a database so it'd be easier to evade capture as an adult and practiced pretending to be normal ect

now I'm a bouncer which is pretty fitting since I might be able to legally kill someone one day if they really kicked off

>>35779568
>ninja turtle
>NEET
i live a sad life.

>>35780354
>I'm a bouncer
The good one or the one who beats over smallest things?

>>35780289
>Police
>Having any problems
OK, you're just trolling at this point.

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>>35779960
Network engineering seems awesome. Which language do you use?

>>35780345

I have no favorites because that's dangerous to do. I had a clerk in my unit, the guy who handled the janitor schedules and payroll. Guy looks like you fucking grandpa broke out of prison, held a knife to a woman's throat and carjacked her before being caught.

I like him and others like the serial killer who I can talk about hockey with but I have to remember that each of them is capable of extreme violence and most are there because of it but honestly I don't have a favorite nor do they get anything extra from me for liking them other than not hassling them.

>>35780366

there's cameras everywhere so I don't escalate anything, eg only hit someone if they're already hitting someone else or me

>>35779917
I was going to type this. How original.
>didn't really want to be anything
>I am nothing
Guess I achieved my goals

>doctor
>med student
shit's too easy lads

>programmer

>maybe start a business or save money and invest that money into something that will give me more money

>>35780479
>only hit someone if they're already hitting someone else or me
ever had to knock out someone? what are you starts anyway?

>>35779799
not american
but 18A here it would be rt operator in us

Fashion designer
Private banker

>>35780441
Were there any riots?

>Inventor
>Post-grad in STEM

Close enough.

>>35780549
Is that you, Federal Reserve?

>>35779568
>Game Designer/Artist
>Art and Game Design Student / Full Time Cashier & Stocker

>>35780507
So you wanted to be a programmer and now you're nothing

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>NEET
>NEET
orginala

Away from my family

Away from my family

>>35780593
Nope. Just a finance anon

>>35780561

None I have been involved with. There was one way back in the day in the early 80's but nothing since. Part of that is because we heavily restrict movement while inside. We stagger yard times so aren't large groups out on the yard. We remanned gun posts we hadn't used(currently banned from that position) and we feed all the inmates in their cells so we eliminated the chow hall. Honestly most inmates and out of the cells for about 1hr and 20mins a day if they are lucky.

>do shit with computers which is not programming
>do shit with computers which is not programming

semms ok

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>astronaut

>astroNEET

>>35780693
What was the most violent person in your career? Did you put him in solitary?

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>A mad scientist (I always remember saying a mad one)
>A pharmacist (I guess I partly got my dream)

>>35779568
>I wanted to go down in history for inventing something
>cashier at a supermarket

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>>35780733
>killing people in illegal way
>killing people in legal way

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>>35780755
>Implying

original bomment

>>35780716

Lol like violent in terms of crime or doing shit while in prison? The most violent for crime that landed one in prison is probably the serial killer who beat 8 ladies to death or the guy who shot his whole family one night with a .22 rifle.

While inside i've personally been assaulted about half a dozen times. The most serious was I ended up fighting with a guy who was in already in seg because he refused to go back into his cell and we ended up on the ground punching one another. That's just to me though, other inmates have done more violent things inside but not to staff. Like the one inmates who is now serving a life sentence for killing his bunkie by strangling him with a fan cord for being a child molester.

>>35780835
>getting in for being child molester
I guess that pretty short ride if you're one.
>assaulted
Are you a big guy or there's some training before starting to work?

>>35780835
why didn't the strangled guy fight back or anything

>>35780695
like what?i like computer shit
but programmin is too dense in my opinion

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>>35779568

>Successful.

>Not

Actor
Masters Student with no job
Currently want to be an author

>Astronomer
>NEET
fucken ...

>>35779568
1. spy
2. NEET

>a great musician to overcome all the musicians before
>went for IT/STEM because music is a breadless art

>programmer
>neet

>Bug professor
>Programmer

Pretty close I say

>>35780886

The guy died because he kept talking about being one after the guy told him to shut up and to pack up and move rooms. That he admitted that happened as well as the killing.

>>35780914
I don't know why he didn't fight back. He's dead and I wasn't there when he got murdered. I assumed the chomo didn't see the attack coming before it was too late to fight back.

>>35779843
You can do it! I believe in you!


I want to be remembered for doing something for my family and future generations.

Haven't accomplished anything..

>>35779568
>Dead

>Alive

oiwejfowjieofwjiefowjiefoweijiwj

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>Scientist
>Med Student

>Astronaut
>Neuroscientist

>biggest rockstar ever / symbologhist

>film student with a huge pile of scrypts, novels, short stories, lyrics and humor comics ready to be rejected (or be acclaimed if there is a god)

>>35781045

I think I might have watched a video of that guys trial, he got a standing ovation when the court heard he killed a pedo and he looked confused that people were supporting him now

>anything that lets me survive
>unemployed and soon homeless

>Navy SEAL
>Cryptologic Technician for Team 4

Almost.

>a famous writer
>a neet with no talent or creativity

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>guy that plays video games all day

>guy that plays video games all day

>>35779578
*autist
*digital autist

>>35780139
Male nurse?
I'm a radiographer, what kept you from going into medicine, I think I'm just too dumb

>>35779568
>a sailor
>neet with panic attacks

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>>35781267
>digital autist

>>35781227
was he an actual babyraper or an amerifat/bongoloid meme pedo

>>35779568
>Teacher
>In law school

>>35779568
>loved
>alone

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>>35779568

>video game tester
>video game player

a-almost

>>35779568
>Some kind of graphic artist I guess
>Permanent NEET

>>35779950
Hahaha, I'm similar.
>well known poet living in Paris
>basement dwelling poet writing jaded, disturbing nonsensical poet

>>35779568
>aerospace engineer
>aerospace engineer
>i hate my life and want to die

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>>35781046
Th-thanks anon. I dunno the only time I ever do any type of cartoon voice is whenever I'm trying to make discord friends laugh or in vocaroo threads

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>>35779568
>Marine scout sniper
>neet

I would cry if a drill instructor yelled at me i just know it ;-;

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>retired
>NEET with webcammer gf

>>35780099
Maybe you could start painting rare pepes and sell them online to depressed autists

>>35781410
>vocaroo threads
p-post your impression?

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>have my own metal band
>my bassist left and the other guitarist and my band is now a duo

>>35779568
I never wanted to be anything
Now I work at Dennys and smoke weed every day
Also I'm only 21

>goku/super hero
>emt/premed

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>Navy
>Die setter/machine operator

thanks mister genetics for making the first one impossible 10/10 stuff to be honest with you.

>>35781297

Well the child molester was in for sex crimes against a minor younger than 13. He was 67 or something close. As for how old the kid was I dunno. I never read the actual details on it. I tend not too cause some of that stuff is brutal to read.

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>>35779950
>>35781382
>I'm secretly insane.
>Wanna see my Digimon collection.

>>35779568
>marine biologist
>botanist

much better desu senpai

Race car driver or cop
Business owner

>Journalist
>IT support monkey

I hate my job
I hate my life

>>35781248
what do u do on your job?

A God

Employed

>Voice actor
>IT wageslave

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According to my inane childhood journal: a panther.
I'm definitely still a human, but I'm pretty glad to not have my guts ripped out by slant/poo/groid poachers, or be stuck in a breeding program getting raped by some fat inbred asshole shipped out from the Carolina zoo.
It's good to have thumbs and not be a stupid fucking panther.

>>35782084
I want to cuddle that cat

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>>35779876
Are you working with tensorflow? I'm trying to get into it but is it worth? I'm a complete noob

Comic book artist
Graphic and multimedia designer/game developer

>>35781441
What kind of impression would you like anon. I'm at work currently so i can't right now :o

>>35779593

That sounds comfy anon. How'd you get there?

>>35779593
>tfw know how to make 30 different balloon animals
>tfw like kids
>tfw funny
But clowns aren't wanted anymore

>>35779568
>scientist
>fucking depressed as shit fembot sabotaging everything good in her life because i deserve it

>>35779568
>rich so that i wouldn't have to work
>food inspector

its okay

a philosophy professor
business student with nothing worth a damn thing

kill me please

>>35782279
>What kind of impression would you like anon
johnny bravo?

>>35779568

I never wanted to be anything until I was about 14, when I wanted to be a professional musician

Currently an English student because of the marginally better employment possibilities

>>35782576
My voice isnt deep though ._.

>Travel, see the world, become an international man of mystery
>Travel, see the world, become an international man of faggotry
I'm okay with it though!

>nothing
>nothing
Went better than expected.png

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>Astronaut/Firefighter/Ice cream truck driver
>Uni student studying computer science/engineering

Life is boring.

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>>35779568
>paleontologist
>at uni studying paleontology

>>35779568
>military officer, probably as a pilot
>uni student and wannabe cop

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Vet or fashion designer
Elementary school teacher

>Take over the world, Genghis Khan style.
>College student (last class), grocery market employee and janitor.

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>>35779568
>Bioengineer
>Electronics Repair
I'm fine with it.
But would the 10 year old me be fine with it?

>>35783137
Why worry about it? 10-year old you had no perspective on life. When I was 10 years old I wanted to become a gardener lol.

Care about what you care about now, not what you cared about when you were 10!

>>35779971
Holy fuck I know this one

BA and MA in humanities and just

Fuck me

>>35779568

>Astronaut
>Net Tech

Vertigo can cause panic attacks and you have to be a math god with degree, RIP dreams.

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Anything that put me into the position of helping other people that actually need it.

NEET, I kinda wish someone would help me by putting me out of my misery.

Marine

A neet but I was a marine for 5 years.

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>>35779568
Forensic Pathologist (combination of Doctor, Scientist, Cop)

BioEngineering student with lab experience in cancer research at an ivy league, as well as a tri-state award for my presentation for research related to physics (making me an award-winning physicist?)

Im 25 and still dont have my undergrad. Burnt out in premed at 19-20 rocking a solid 1.3 gpa. Clawing my way back up, like a demon from hell!

You can still make it if you focus that rage against the normies into tireless effort. Dont let them win.

If you feel like shit, if you give up, everyone you hate wins.

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>NEET KV loser
>Chad CEO of Fortune 500 company
How did I end up like this

A CIA Intelligence Analyst

A DoD Research Analyst

two years ago I was a part time security guard so im okay with it

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>History Teacher
>Going to go through training to become a Police officer
I'm not complaining since my combination of robot emotionless and slavery to the law will make me incorruptible.

>>35779568
>Paleontologist

>Degenerate NEET loser

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Rich am bank teller

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>>35784455

slomon pls aprove lone an stop gendosiding my rates

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>>35779568
>Architect
>Studying to be an Engineer

i wanted to work in the video game industry. i always a liked playing video games. i wanted to go to the conventions seeing people announcing video games.

i guess like a graphic designer kind of thing. when i was in school they are kind of like keep your work, i found out you needed a portfolio to hand in with your resume. now i kind of wish i went to school for like computer repair / it work.

>astronaut
>working at a Navy shipyard and going to school to become a welder
I noticed when I was in middle school I sucked at math, hated science, and liked working with my hands. I still dream of being in space. All I ever want to do in life is look down at earth from space.

I don't even know what I wanted to do. For a while I wanted to be a "scientist" but my knowledge of science was limited entirely to what I read in picture books. Even then, it wasn't anything really strong. I feel like my ability to dream is stunted, or something. I have these wild masturbatory fantasies of living in the woods as a hermit or guerilla warlord, but nothing really feasible was ever in my head.

Right now I'm a failing college student. I could probably qualify as a NEET with my situation.

>Something in communications/marketing
>Nurse

Well I did t see that one coming, but I'm glad I dodged that bullet and got into a really fucking awesome field

>>35779568
Truck Driver
Car restorer and reseller

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>sailor or working in a cruise ship
>i work in the risk department of a bank

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>>35779568
>The nicest person on earth
>An asshole

Scientist
Medicine student

>>35779568
>doctor
>sailor

where do things go so wrong

>no plans
>IT student
future plans
>dead hopefully

>>35779568
>what i wanted to be:
a pussy magnet

>what i grew up to be:
a cocksucker with no job

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>An astronaut exploring galaxies and shit
>Unemployed NEET with no HS diploma

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>>35779568
>palaeontologist
>miserable law student

happy
not

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>don't remember
>NEET

My memory is shit due to constant vidya and I hate it

Police man

Neet

My brother is now a policeman, he wanted to be a robber.

Lyfe.

>>35779585
I know this feel, Sorry about your eyesight and lack of motivation as well anon.

>>35779568
>Own a hotdog stand
>Scientist

>>35779568
>Veterinarian
>Accountant

thank God desu

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>A father
>boring work online, eternal nogf

>Actor
>Millwright

Still make good money, meh

>>35779568
monster truck driver

depressed/stressed/failing student

>Construction worker
>Doctor

>architect
>watchmaker

don't even know why i decided to be a watchmaker. just picked something at random and went with it, since i was too bad at math to be an architect.

>scientist
>accountant/independent auditor

My life is good.

>>35782287

>How'd you get there?

Mostly by never being smart enough to say no to anyone's stupid requests so more people kept coming to me and making me learn more new things I didn't want to learn to solve their problems.

>>35779568

>Lawyer
>NEET Husband to wife who earns 6 figures

feelsgoodman.mkv

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>Ufologist
>chemical engineering student

>>35779589

>MMA Fighter

That's a funny way to say unemployed.

>>35780050
how much do you make by translating?

>>35786672

>UFOlogist

So, NEET?

>>35779568
Who else here /No Aspirations/

I never really wanted to be anything. Back in elementary school when they'd ask you this question all the time I'd just say "I want to be a banker like my dad" because "I don't know" wasn't an acceptable answer.

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>Happy and satisfied with my life, being an average man with a decent wife, large family and a home, even if it entails drama and mediocrity
>A depressed manlet composing a suicide note and clearing off his bucket list

>>35779568
>world dominating dictator
>retail salesman at Sears

>>35786767

I have been for about 20 something years now. But as a kid I knew a lawyer who was a badass, so I wanted to be that even though I had no idea what lawyers actually do.

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>astrophysicist
>delivery driver at dominos

>>35786720
no, as a kid I really believed in all these aliens come to earth on a flying disks stories

>>35786822

Glad to see you outgrew the meme.

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>superhero/president/secret supervillain/Jesus reincarnated
>autist sperg who just got out of mental hospital

>I don't remember
>ended up drifting around the USA for a year when I was 21 and then then joining the IDF on my 22nd birthday

>>35786767
Forgot to mention I'm NEET. So I guess that means I became what I wanted since I never wanted to be anything and I grew up to be nothing

>game concept artist
>MD/PhD-student

L-life's okay I guess? Just that sweet depression.

>>35787105

>My life is great, I just bought into the depression maymay

Fuck off, Normie,

>>35787130
I think about killing myself daily and take antidepressants.
It's more than may-may depression. I even have a diagnosis of depression :^).

>>35779568
>Using the neuroscience of dreams to create immersive VR
>Depressed neet
I've long given up on that idea though. I'm too stupid for that kind of thing, both in the programming department and the biochem department.

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>>35779585
Same. when I found out that I couldn't become a pilot I lost all motivation and ended up doing nothing with my life.

>ice cream man
>chemical engineering

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>Writer/Astronomer/Archeologist/Hero of Justice
>Code monkey
I want to die.

>>35786117
Thats kinda interesting, care to tell more about your job?

>>35779568
>Literally a man with any honest job, as long as I get a good family and live near my friends
>Friendless NEET
I blame society.

>>35787287

I think I might realise one third of your dream while being a NEET. Would you move away from your friends to be an honest NEET with a family?

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>>35787287
This is actually heartbreaking, anon.
And I blame society too.

>>35787343
Depends. How sure am I my gf in this scenario won't turn crazy?
Because I'm pretty sure, I'd do that.

>>35787369

She is definitely not crazy. Tending more towards boring. Also, she earns more than 100k.

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>>35779568
>What I wanted to be as a kid
Batman
>What I am now
Hollywood Actor
And I've been secretly studying self defense techniques so I can one day become a vigilante in LAAnd it's funny because I'm telling the absolute truth and no one is going to believe this post

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>>35779568
>nothing really
> accountant
> soon to be a student again

as a kid I never knew what I wanted to do with my life, just drifted away I guess and landed this job as an accountant right after school as it was the first thing to come by

this shit paid job made me horribly depressed

soon going back to school to improve my education to study physics
probably will fail anyways but atleast I've tried right?

still getting dragged down into the abyss by nihilism constantly

>>35787439

>I was an extra in a gay porn film that was filmed in hollywood

>>35787439

>it's funny because I'm telling the absolute truth and no one is going to believe this post

I believe you. I believe you're like all the other "real life superheroes:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bejz7qLKoc

>>35779876
good luck mah man. Hope the transition to nano doesn't hit you hard

>>35781170

There are a whole lot of med students here. Where do you go to?

>>35786672
Was employment easy? What was your first job?

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>Artist/Painter
>Currently in my last year of my engineering degree
I don't know where I went wrong

>heterosexual

>Faggot

>>35787623

>Implying you can't take up painting as a hobby.

I have a full time job not at all related to art but I still write music.

>>35787645

Man, I wish I could into faggot, Lord knows I have tried. You really hit the jackpot, anon.

>>35787623
come to /ic/ lad
there's tons of failing artist neets who wish they'd taken a STEM degree so they'd have money and a job while getting gud in their own time

>teacher
>scientist
I could still be a teacher, but I dont want to anymore.

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>>35787486
Have a (you) for making me chuckle
>>35787517
>A bunch of nerds dressed in bad costumes and doing community service
Nah brah. I'm planning on buying a bunch of tactical gear and gunning down drug dealers, gang bangers etc Punisher style because it's the only realistic way to fight crime

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>nothing
>nothing
I never really got inspired when i was young.

>artist
>depressed piece of shit

>>35787682

What kind of scientist. A cock flavor profile specialist?

Don't bother to responding to this.

>I knew i'm a piece of shit
>I knew I would have some shit job
>mfw I realized I was a smart kid

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>>What you wanted to be when you were a kid
A chef or a DJ

>>What you are right now
Studying to be a cubicle monkey

>>35787721

Give up on chefing? Or just not interested anymore? Seems like the kind of bullshit most people could manage.

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asked as kid
>i don't know
>asked as teenager
>i don't know
be adult
>I'm a NEET

maybe i always knew

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>Cult leader to obtain a a mass following me
>uni student about to drop out and get wagecucked

>the very best like no one ever was
>mediocre trainer, always cucked by prof. oak and his faggot grandson

>>35779568
>World President/2nd Jurassic Park Creator
>not that

well at least now I know for sure that a park full of dinos will never work out ever

>>35780486
>>35779917
hertz

>>35779568

>Engineer
>Operations manager

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>>35779568
>neurosurgeon
>Walmart bagger

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>>35779971
Same very soon

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>35779568
>Police Officer
>A fucking failure with no future career prospects

>professional grey hat hacker
>unemployed for the 2nd time, dropped out of uni
I'm still trying. I really like IT security..

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>Neurologist
>Psychologist

FeelsBad

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>>35779568
>videogame developer
>fat NEET

>Veterinarian
>A guy who cuts down bamboo and various other edible plants for pandas and other zoo animals to consume

>Astronaut
>schizo NEET

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>>35779568
Game designer or writer.

Accountant.

>>35779568
>software maker guy
>software engineer

>>35786024
Hi fellow robot millwright. What projects ya been doing recently?

>>35787623
I'm almost your future self.

>Artist/Musician
>Engineer/Wizard

I still daydream about playing music in a band but I don't know anybody so it'll never happen.

>>35788163

Ever fucked any of these alleged animals?

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>>35779568
>Music Producer
>Meme-Engineer
Was a paratrooper... dropped uni, work at a place where I earn even less than the minimal wage

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>>35779568
>game developer
>fucking nothing not even neet, fucking leeching off of my parents and their money wanting to kill myself every single day

>a Dad
>fix AC-130J in the airforce

>>35779568
I wanted to make games. I can do that now but I want to do virtual reality. The math isn't really that hard but I don't think I'm good enough at 3D modeling. Might use photogrammetry

>>35788358
what's the difference? exxdee

>>35779568
>Construction worker who gets to use big earth moving machinery
>Software engineer

>>35788226

Currently have projects going on all across north america, possibly a big one coming up at the telsa gigafactory. You?

>Machinist
>Automation Technician (Student)

close enough

>>35788385
nothing really, dont really get out much and no girl is really interested in me do to the fact that i look 15

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>>35779568
>Factory worker
And what do you know. I actually became a factory worker.
But I picked up so many regrets along the way that I can't even enjoy it anymore...

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>a total fucking loser
I'm so happy.

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>Bill Gates
>Tech support

I blame WoW.

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>want to be a NEET when I was a kid, didn't know what the term was back then
>currebtly in the military

I fucked up

>journalist in warzones > political analyst (as I grew older)

>Electronics engineer

I went where the money is and now I'm miserable because I didn't follow my dreams. I was so scared of being poor that I ended up being not really poor but extremely miserable in a field I hate :'(

Author
Lead developer

>mathematician
>Software developer

>>35779568
>Mad Scientist
>NEET

>>35788760
>not a virgin
>very a virgin

Literally only one FUCKING chance at life and I failed

>>35779568
>police
>Pizza delivery

>>35788791
sounds like you have no fucking chances

>Police Officer
>Currently applying for Police Officer

Here's to me getting pass the psychological evaluation in the coming weeks.

>>35779751
>>35779810
Looks like a Warboy that tried to do his Witness me! move and failed
His rocket spear propably didn't go off and he just threw himself from a truck riding at high speed
He got wounded, but what's much worse he failed Immortan Joe and will never ride in halls of Valhalla, neither shiny nor chrome.
He lost his only chance to achieve glory, to kill Road Warrior, to became THE Warboy.
Now he had to live in shame, far away from Immortan's water and even further away from any chance of glorious deeds on the battlefield
As the noose tightened around his neck he thought of only one thing
He was declared mediocore

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>happy
>apathetic

>>35788677

Can I get any advice about this? I know I'm not special snowflake but is there anyway for an engineer to venture into the completely different world of journalism without having to go to college again?

>Famous Author
>Actuary
Fuck. One day.

>>35788587
>day pic

That's the problem though. Kids are taught no to just ignore them instead of doing something. I regret not laying into that fuckwit till the end of high school. So much better when I did.

>>35788856
One time I drunkenly wandered into a precinct and asked if I could be a police man. They told me no. I'm lucky I didn't arrested for public intoxication.

Being an alcoholic is really embarassing sometimes.

>Loved
>Hated

>>35787463

I made a life of money working as accountant, it's a really good line of work. You need do some gruesome error to not get rich on working as accountant.

>>35781449
I have no idea why but boomboom fucking left me in tears
Spudro truly is the best meme

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>Physicist
>Philosophy Professor

Life comes at you fast.

>>35779568
>pilot
>student hoping to get a job

With my eyesight going down the drain I never had a chance.

>>35779568
>Archeologist
>Programmer

>>35787766
Food service is hell through and through, even for the guys on top. Chefs are expected to get so many details precisely correct, to memorize so many minutiae, and deal with a very high stress environment.

>>35787241
I mainly work with overhauling wristwatches/pocketwatches and sometimes wallclocks.

got avpd so im not in the store section, work in the backroom mostly doing repairs and such.

like my job alot, i interact very little with the costumers. get to work in silence without anyone interrupting me, and have only 2 coworkers, that works in the store section.

There are few accountants here, maybe a number big enough to made realize that accounting is a really robot profession.

>>35789123
Chefs are bossy dickheads. I worked as a dishwasher it was the worst experience ever. Dishwasher is already such a hard job without being yelled at..

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>dentist
>dental assistant in Navy

On my way

>>35788964
you normally have to work to make yourself properly hated by someone
unless you're surrounded by bitter assholes in which case I'm sorry

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>>35779568
>What you wanted to be when you were a kid
Never really thought about it as a kid, the only thing I did most of the time was talking a lot and arguing with my teachers, who were borderline bull-dyke cunts for the most part.
>What you are right now
Philosophy student, arguing is my profession now. I know that my chances for a high paying job are quite bad as a philosopher, but that's the only thing I'm really good at and I'm enjoying it, it's my talent.