Toys you had as a kiddo and were ignorant about death, taxes

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bath toy

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finger skating

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talkboy

i think macaulay culkin was in their commercials

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koosh

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sockem boppers

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This whole line of toys, and some from Xena and Hercules, which I didn't actually watch.

>>35778346
Ayyy
That's some dank koosh there boi

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>Had a super saiyan trunks action figure back in kindergarten
>Other friends would have the other Z-warriors
>Every afternoon at recess we'd reenact an episode from the Cell saga

Those were such simpler times

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I loved this stupid thing. He was called Fred.

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balancy bird

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plastic fish

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yak bak

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Used to play with it but one day mom confiscated it.

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>>35778328
I had one of those, but mine was purple and called TalkGirl.
The gender segregation begins early...

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Don't feel good on your dick at all

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This guy is still on my dresser next to Ryoko and a destroyed Konig wolf because I guess i'm the most ghetto collectfaggot ever.

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don't remember wat this is from but i had one

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power rangers sword

>>35778447
That's actually pretty horrifying. A spaceship with gigantic teethy mouths.

>>35778423
I upgraded to a fleshlight.

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I had this Captain Planet figure.

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This was a fun toy when i was a lad

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>tfw I was a richfag so I had every toy posted in this thread up to now

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>>35778458
had this bird as well

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>>35778500
This was the absolute shit though.

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They marketed this fucker as being able to move towards you based on your voice and playing fetch, but it couldn't do any of that shit.

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>tfw I broke the pump and he was forever flacid

>>35778447
McDonalds used to have cool toys with their happy meals.

>>35778328
It was in Home Alone.

>>35778688
Home Alone 2!

I remember wanting it for Christmas & telling my grandparents so when they asked what I wanted for the holiday. They ended up getting me a VHS copy of Home Alone 2. I don't remember how I reacted, but I hope it wasn't in a way that made em feel bad.

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>>35778518
I had the complete Zord set of that kind. The bird went on the back. Feels like I played with that for 10 years.

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I still have these in a box somewhere

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Get fucked, Anons.

>>35778800
Got these out of the quarter machine all the time. They don't last if you live in a dusty house or have pets.

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Now THIS is podracing. I loved episode IV when I was a kid.

>>35778819
>>35778800
http://www.random
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I remember getting one of these with my issue of the Beano and slapping my sisters with it.

>>35778584
I came here to post this

Does your name start with M?

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I used to have one of these until my parents sold it while I was at school because the hated the whistle.

Model trains were (and still are) my shit. I never had crappy toys, it was always metal, realistic machines.

Also had a toy space shuttle I loved but lost.

>>35778918
nope

last name does though

>>35778918
Mark
Mike
Melvin
Mario

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everyone I knew had one of these guys

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Fuck loads of these, and this exact one as well. My dad used to buy me hot wheels all the time because dolls scared the piss out of me
I remember playing with hot wheels lots when my mom locked me in my room, they were a big comfort

>>35778458
I had the blue ranger and played with it until it totally fell apart
>his arm fell off and got lost? no he has an arm cannon like mega man

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Was 5 when I got Gnaw (the frog shark monster) and he was my favorite toy. My dad brought it home to me as a surprise random gift. He did stuff like that for me and my brother. Apeface is just in the pic because I found him in a trash bag of
Broken toys and decided to keep him.

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>>35780387
forgot pic

>then later I grow up and realize Power Rangers is just a shitty heavily Americanized version of the Japanese Super Sentai made by a jew named Haim Saban

>>35778423
holy shit I knew i wasnt the onhly one

>>35778355
I had that whole set too. I thought they were coming out with a jurassic park mutant dinosaur movie when I saw them.

>>35778518
>>35778727
I had a bunch of these as well. My prize possession was the green dragon lord zed or whatever his name was used. If I didn't actually play with the thing I'm pretty sure it would've been worth a decent amount of money.

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>>35778754
THIS WAS THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHIT MY AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE AQUANTENCE

>>35778363
>That day you invited Ahmed and things got way to real

>>35778447
ayy I had the same thing. I didn't know where it came from.

>>35780439
I still have mine. I never got the red ranger.

>>35780497
Serpentera?

>>35778407
and told me: "Filippo, this is like Barbie -- that is, it's for females only!"

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>>35780719
>it's for females only!
Not if you're one of those if you catch my drift.

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>>35778584

were you talking about your penile penis?

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>tfw kid stole my yugioh cards
I was set up for misery

>>35780784

>tfw girl tried to steal my virgin card
but I escaped and ran away

--> now escaping to /toy/ because this thread switched on my toy mood

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yeaaaaah boi
you know i strutted down the mf street every day thinking i was the shit with this thing

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>>35778447
It's from McDonald's. I had the green camouflage plane, scared the shit out of me. I had my mom tape it closed.

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I'm surprised no one mentioned Hot Wheels. it is objectively one of the best toys with lego's etc...
I actually had so many different Hot Wheels tracks i combined them and made one going out of my window to the ground in the garden. it took my hours with the help of my dad but when it actually worked i felt so happy. fuck now i'm sad because all these buried memories are coming back up... I miss life.