>girl accidentally steps on your foot on a crowded bus >imagine

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>>35776914
>girl accidentally steps on my foot on a crowded bus
>doesn't apologize
>I tell her to watch where she's going
>everyone looks at me like *I* did something wrong
female privilege

>>35776914
>girl glances at me in public setting
>start writing wedding invitations

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>make eye contact with a girl on the subway for about 30 seconds
>still treasure the memory to this day

>>35776914
>Girl is friendly to me
>Still think she was my one and only chance at happiness

>>35776939
You fucking cis male shit lord you deserve death honestly

>girl calls me a creep after about 30 seconds
>buy adjacent cemetery plots

>cashier tells me to have nice day
>have a nice day thanks to her

>tfw i accidentally stepped on a guy's foot on a crowded bus today
if the girl apologised profusely it was me

>girl at whole foods smiles at me
>go home and jack off and dream about her being my gf

>>35777181
You'd only apologize to Chad, and there are no Chads here

>>35777343
no i'm awkward and apologise profusely to everyone

>>35777114
Oh my god did you assume his gender! Racist shitlord

>>35777004
>having people to invite to your wedding
In my dreams where I magically attain a girlfriend I still cant imagine how I could possible propose to her or how she would introduce me to her family. Immersion immediately shutters
>tfw hopeless even in your own fantasies

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>play online blackjack
>make a nice play
>girl compliments me
>leave immediately