>get a job >job includes 8 hours a day of socializing with

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>>35774521
>tfw surrounded by nice ass at work

this is torture, asking a girl out is too much for me

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>feel when miss working in fast food because of all the 16-18 yo qts everywhere

I make nearly 20 trump credits an hour at my new job but there are /////////LITERALLY///////// no qts

>>35775448
FUCKING THIS.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW MKKEK PANTS.
GOD DANM ALL THE NICE ASS

>>35774521
Get put in grill, All you have to say is what is needed and thank you and please. No socialization needed beyond that even stoners can do it.

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i work at taco bell atm, it's not bad, don't have to be too social, just have to say the same things over and over again and then do basic tasks like washing dishes and sweeping. i have a second job now working retail at a boutique thrift store and i have to be super social with all my coworkers and customers. i haven't started yet but i'm nervous af.

i feel like a normie faggot

>>35775575
Dude, Boutique THRIFT store.
STONERS AND HIPSTERS easy AF to socialize with will think autist and be super agreeable

Or old ladies. THere a pain even if normie as fuck.

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>>35775623
it's not the customers i'm worried about, i can interact with them okay thanks to taco bell, but mostly i'm worried about my coworkers. it's a small store and not that many employees. i feel like i will spill my fucking spaghetti hard and then everyone will know i'm a sperg.

>Enjoy socializing
>Just really bad at it

>>35775663
Mah, Play it off.
Tell them your High Functoning autistic.
THat will get like 98% of sphegetti thats not sexual assult forgivin.
Works for me.

>>35774521
>Have job
>Spend 8 hours in the office with colleagues
>Spend the evening with them since we all live together, dinner at 1900 is effectively compulsory
>Barely ever even get away on weekends

Fuck my life

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>>35775712
>just tell them you're autistic

>>35775720
Seriously.
You will get so much fucking LEEWAY
It's great.

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>>35775809
fine anon, i will just tell everyone i am self diagnosed autistic, might even net me some pussy so i can finally lose my virginity and be a normie B-)

>>35775854
Nah, You have to play it off.
I was diagnosed in Jr high.
Shit like that.

>>35775809

I've done it and it works, kind of like that weaboo nigger and his gaijin smash. But then you're stuck with being autistic. At least before they just thought you were really dumb or #rood. They will foreverially treat you even more differently.

>>35775854
Leave off the self diagnosed part unless you're an MD who specializes in psychiatry. Also you don't have autism, you are autistic. Normalfags can't understand the difference but pedantic autists get pissed off about it. It's a good chance to lecture, making them think you really are autistic. Ask the black girl if she considers herself black or a person who suffers from blackness. People react one of two ways, both are equally entertaining.

>>35775947
yes, but a good differently not a OMG HE Creepy differently

>online job as an English tutor
>spend 4-6 hours teaching middle aged Chinese men how to pronounce everyday words

it's fairly comfy, but there are a lot of weird rules regarding talking about religion and I have to call Taiwan China or else I get fired

>>35776085
are.. are.. you hireing...
Do you make enough to live?

I'm thinking of getting a shit part-time job at a grocery store near my place just to get w/ some cuties.

>>35776113
it's my 2nd job, and yeah they're always hiring

just look up iTutorgroup, it's kinda shitty at first and the UI of the teaching program sucks fucking ass, but it's legit.

your pay is based on what the students rate you, so be prepared to make anywhere from 8 to 35 an hour lmao

I'm in the midrange so a 45 minute class nets me around 19-25 usd

>>35776223
>iTutorgroup
LIke legit annon
NO pyrimade scheme
If i can find a work from home my life will be compleate.

>>35776259
look it up on Glassdoor my dude, it's legit. the management is hilariously awful, but it pays so whatever. be prepared to work at really weird hours and weekends though, you have to revolve your schedule around chinatime

>>35776281
Works for me.
If i can make it pay rent and not work fastfood any more no price is to high.

Besides my anal virginity.

>>35776304
What if the Donald offered you 300k for it?

>>35776304
If you end up liking it, save up and get a TEFL or esl degree online and you can make more cash as a private tutor, that's my first job. it's not a bad life.

>>35776346
Does Melanie get to watch?