Can a femanon here please be my internet gf? I will buy you things

>>35772021
>I will buy you things and give you money
If you're just gonna buy one, you might as well get one of the higher quality whores from reddit

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>>35772021
I'll be your internet gf but you don't have to buy me things. I'll talk to you and whatnot.
no lewd things though

>>35772043
Fuck off, you're probably a trap or something trying to hide your cock.

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>>35772066
I'm a real female but fine then, suit yourself.

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>>35772021 (OP)

Damn, i'm starving.
I'll be your bf for the right price. =)

I was talking to a girl from here yesterday, but she was nuts. The entire conversation was awkward.

save yourself the trouble.

>>35772043
not op but that's fine with me, contact?

>>35772214
I feel like this is about me.

Where are the other "nutso" femanons who get rejected even by robots? You are my true sisters.

>>35772214
what did she say? does she watch alex jones?

You must beat up my enemy first, can you do that?

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>>35772088
dont make me laugh faggot

>>35772088
OP here, that wasn't me.
Please respond.

>>35772214
Awkward is better than no contact with a single qt female for over a decade

>>35772297
is he a big guy?

>>35772088
>>35772221
p-please respond, i can get a throw-away email, i don't care if there's no lewd

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>>35772333
Trips of truth.
Trips beats dubs. Go be normie somewhere else
Such is life on /r9k/

>>35772507
post it then. im a different fembot

>>35772584
[email protected]

>>35772555
Love clockwork orange, just came here to say that.

Also op buying a random femanon stuff won't stave off loniless.

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>>35772703
alright, i sent an email. hopefully it works out

Any fembots just want to be my friend?

>>35773060
holy shit snakes drink water....

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>>35773060
>>35773408

HOLY SHIT

origilabloomey

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>>35772021
Get an Azn gf over the web

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3719762/Love-struck-Dutchman-flew-5-000-miles-meet-Chinese-woman-met-online-hospitalised-waiting-10-days-airport-no-never-did-turn-up.html

>>35773388
if it's just friends you want, why not anyone?

>>35773473
Because I already have male internet friends and girls are cool

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>>35773388
>>35773498

My email is [email protected]

>>35772335
Well, post your contact OP.

>>35773863
I-I posted mine...

>>35773936
I emailed you and didn't get a response.

>>35772703
can someone explain why people make these ugly auto-generated throwaway email accounts? just make an alternate gmail that you use to hand out to strangers, easy

>>35774343
? Theres nothing there

>>35774427
[email protected]

>>35774427
>>35774343
Try it again anon?
>>35773640

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Thanks bakas

>tfw you don't even have the money to buy an e-gf

Got it senpai thanks!

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Tfw successful new social connection thanks to r9k