>22 >virgin >last time i held hands with a girl was

>>35771484
Find a woman and shag her senseless

>>35771592
>find a woman
how and why and where
when
>shag
microdick
>senseless
unlikely

>>35771484
>>35771484
I paid one of my good friends 265 dollars to blow me and swallow.

Too expensive desu, worth maybe 150.

We still hang out, nothing has changed. Only now she has a nintendo switch and I got a blow job

>>35771642
>friends
implying i have those

>>35771670
Okay okay okay, just skip the friend part, get a tinder and in your bio post you're paying people for oral.

Get a Hooker, if you can afford it.

>>35771716
could work but like
>paying for it
i don't want some slut to do it for some cash.

>>35771733
YOU DON'T HAVE MANY OPTIONS HERE DO YA

TAKE THE PUSSY YOU CAN GET

>>35771484
git gud at life lmao

>>35771605
>how and why and where
just yolo it anon kun. Find qt or a below 5 and just yolo it. You'll never see her again anyways might aswell.
>microdick.
she cant do anything when its in. Just make sure she doesnt see your dick before its inside her. Sure she'll laugh but hey a hole's a goal

>unlikely
i think so too

>>35771801
Oops for got the >where
idk anon kun probably where you work. If neet go to a coffee shop and find a qt or below 5

>>35771484
>held hands with a girl
How the fuck would that even happen? That sounds fake.

>>35771761
He is right anon kun.

>>35771484
>Held hands

fuck off normie

>>35771824
>>35771894


he cut off her hands first