How do I give myself Autism I have a little already but

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>>35770105
eat a ton of raw salmon from the river, no joke, the heavy metals in the fish will fuck up your brain and give you autism, if not that then eat a ton of butter

go all in on animu/mangu
any gaming you do should focus mostly on Roguelike and Bullet Hell variants
start nurturing a mental fantasy world and populate it with proto tulpae

there's probably many more avenues to follow, but these are solid bets

Hang out with autists online. They will tell you that you have autism, when you do not. They will ask you if you have it on repeat until you snap.. and then they will tell you that you have it some more.

>>35770105
I can share mine with you

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>>35770105
You have to learn how to weaponize it. It takes practice, but you just realize how insane most people actually are, and you just play off it. What if, you were sane, and everyone else was just insane.. in the sense that only an insane person could maneuver the mundane social realities required to make it in this world.

Hope that helped

>>35770105
Get vaccinated a few times

>>35770105
get your hands on as many vaccines as you can, inject all of them

I hear the polio ones are very potent

hai-

etsu batsu?

>>35770299
think I found a proto autist

teach me

You're already on your way

>>35770181
I think the bigger fish the better try swordfish if you want high levels of mercury.

claim that your sensitivity to bright lights comes from your autism and not because you don't go outside you neet fuck

>>35770105
Autism is one of those things you can fake until you make it

>>35770299
O
MAI
GOD

Anyone else feel like their parents have known you have autism this whole time but keep it a secret so you can live as normal a life as possible?

wtf? go fuck yourself OP

>>35771490
My parents keep nagging me to get checked for autism lmao

They just want to shift the blame to something

>>35771330
>>35770105
>>35770181
hell just crack open a thermometer and go to town.

Give yourself vaccines, that will do the trick. -Alex Jones

>jokes on them i was only pretending to be autistic

>>35770299
hai wooie!

>>35770105
Keep coming here you'll get it eventually

>>35770105
post in /r9k/ every day and you will be more autistic

>>35770105
just go into sperglord mode

>>35770105
>how do I cultivate autism
You're in the right place friendo.