Straight guy here with a homolusting twink friend. Same age,

one of the normiest things i've read here in a while

Cool.


Now post his picture.

>your straight friend will never fondle you

Nice fantasy but I couldn't ruin a friendship like that.

>>35770036

There's a reason why I come to this site: anonymity. Let's just say if he didn't honestly look like a girl I would have never even considered letting him gag on my dick.

>>35769978
you're not straight, I know this is just a shitty bait thread fishing for replies, but I feel like some faggots honestly beleive that
if you like men then you're not straight. it doesn't matter how long their hair is, it doesn't matter how wide their hips are, it doesn't matter what they look like or how they act, they have a cock. You'll be putting your genitals in a man's asshole. Think about that.

>>35770097

Nah, I'm straight. Like I've said, kid looks more feminine than most girls nowadays. I would never fucking go near his asshole, but a mouth is a mouth, ya know?

>>35769978
dont make me fap

>>35770092
You're still gay though.

>>35770195

Right as i lifted his head from my cum-splattered cock dripping with his saliva, I kissed his lips with a hot breath and whispered gently, "if only you'd been born with a vagina I'd put a baby in you."

>rigidly defined sexualities
>people actually believe in them
>people actually murder over them

really climaxes the synapses

>>35770245
Moar
>>35770259
Fuck off leftypol

>>35770245
>if only you'd been born with a vagina I'd put a baby in you
tfw no cute bf to try and make pregnant every night

Im very straight but i really want a twink friend who lusts after me.

Someone who idolizes me to dump all my sexual frustrations into.

>>35770245
You're the real life PoLGBT.

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>>35770744

you're already making me horny.

>>35770771
>no twink who idolizes you to have forceful sex with
>someone whos always there for me to rape and cuddle with
I love women, but I like the idea of indulging in a twink's lust for me. Having a cute friend with a crush on me, who would satisfy my urges. Truly a guilty pleasure.

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>>35770965

>giving your striaght friend a blowjob because he is stressed out
>make him cum a lot in my mouth because of sexual frustration

hnnng

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>hang out all day as friends.
>play vidya, watch TV, smoke a bowl, just like normal dudes
>at night he becomes your adorable twink bottom
>cuddle, kiss, do lewd stuff in the same bed

This is legit like the perfect relationship.

Fuck this tranny meme, It's all a lie. They don't want you annon. They are after chad.

>>35771005
Its lonely, i cant help but what to fuck something.
And affection is affection.. I could just pretend hes female

>>35771036
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
I'm neither a tyranny nor chad by the way.

>>35771068
I don't support those abominations, they never felt attracted to me. I'm sick of everyone pandering to them.

>>35770092
fake and gay. noice

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>>35771065

well... if you wanna exchange steams or something. I'd love to help you finish sometimes.

Why do I have a boner?
Why am I so fucking gay?

I am straight, but i really would sometimes be the girl who's getting all her holes stuffed by ccoks.

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>>35771191
[email protected]

I could use the help

>>35769978
>put the wig on him
did he bring a wig with him or something?

Bumping for homo lust stories.

Honestly my loneliness is getting to me to the point where I've tried fapping with traps/sissies. I've fapped to traps since Bailey Jay's line trap days but I've never sought them out. Now I go on omegle and fap with qt sissy/traps often. There are plenty that pass and having a big dick helps. I love it when they lust after it

I just want to fuck an ass sideways, cum inside him as many times as i can in an evening, just abuse his asspussy and pretend hes my gf for the night, is that really so much to ask?

>>35771991
tfw not handsome enough to use cam on omegle

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>>35771991
>>35772037
>tfw not cute enough to turn curious men into full blown homos

>>35772093
yeah thats the problem.
If he looks too much like I guy, i cant go for it.

Has to
>have feminine features
>be some what skinny
>shorter than me (i'm 6'2'')
>with a feminine penis

doesnt have to be a trap, but if he looks girlish enough i might consider..

>>35772093
try me

originali

>>35771501

Brought it. After ejaculating down into his belly, I realized that we were past the point of no return. I asked him if his asshole was shaved and smooth and he said yes. I reached under the mattress, slipped on a rubber, and forced him to put on a pair of my sister's old leggings. My dick was now hard again and I bit through the leggings and tore a hole for easy access to the boipucci. Then I told him to squat down on my cock and it shot up into his fartbox like a soldier standing at attention on the shores of Normandy. As he moaned, I reached over and started caressing his now swollen cock with some lube.

>>35772093
idk, if you have a cute ass it might not matter.

we could just, dim the lights a bit, lube up and see where our imaginations take us~

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>>35772150
>>35772175

I'm 6ft, very skinny, i don't think my ass is too bad but I have a big dick. Silky smooth though.

>>35772242
This is it, I don't think it's that bad.

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>>35772319
google is not convinced

>>35772396
what are you saying? this means the image is an original?

>>35772319
>i'm 5'4"
>small dick

well there goes my chances

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>>35772396
kek
>>35769978
>STRAIGHT guy
see pic attached to this post

>>35772319
>but I have a big dick.
I'm 6 and a half inches, girthy. so i guess its not meant to be.
Nice ass though. id fuck it

>>35772319
I'd eat that ass

>>35769978
So you fucked a trap, more or less?

>>35772319
w-what kind of guys are you into

>>35772396
I never said I wasn't a man anon. I'm a very homosex man is all. Sorry if you wanted a girl or girl ( male)

>>35772416
O-oh sorry, I feel bad, if it helps any I wish I was that short and small. It wouldn't be so hard to find a bf.

>>35772446
I'm 7 inches, but it's not very thick. I wish it was smaller.

>>35772476
Talk guys can be cute too.
Ur cute anon

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>>35772450
That's lewd anon!

>>35772468
I can kinda switch so for a sub anything below 5'8 as for a dom (which is what I'm looking for atm) anything above 5'10, 5+ dick and not obese. I'm not overly picky.

>>35772494
N-no I'm not, I'm average at best.

I posted this tum tum shot in another thread but I actually like it so I'll post it again.

>>35772531
Stop it. Stop posting sexy pics. I can only get so erect. Discord?

>>35769978
>reach down to fondle his bulge
You're gay. Get over it and enjoy the lifestyle.

I long ago accepted that I would never pursue men, but if I found myself in a situation similar to yours I'd probably go for it. And part of that acceptance is me admitting I'm very slightly bi. You don't get to fuck men AND be straight, it just isn't how it works. The price of boipucci is being bi, you denialfags need to get that through your heads, can't have a dick and eat it too

>>35772543
I'm sorry! I'm not sexy anon, my face isn't very feminine or anything. I don't want you to be disappointed.

>>35772607
Discord?
Originolli

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>>35772543
>>35772624
She said no, bud.

Leave the lady be...

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>>35772624
F-fine! But don't get mad when you find out I'm not cute.

Paper#8816

>>35772664
>implying I'm into just cute looks and not how flustered you're getting right now

>>35772175
>try me
ok thanks

>tfw in closet
>tfw friends with a hot Chad and a good looking turbo-normie, both straight
>tfw homolust for them only increases with time
When is the best time to kill myself lads?

>>35773934
when you realise ur a faggot

>>35769978
>"I say "no homo tho" after he finishes."

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>>35770138
>close your eyes and pretend it's a girl's mouth
>cum without a problem
>close your eyes and pretend it's a girl's ass
>this crosses the line
You've already let a man suck you off, which is pretty gay no matter how you rationalize it. You might as well go all the way at this point.

>>35774091
>when you realise ur a faggot
after I was gay

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>had the dicc sucking dream again

dammit why did i have to be born ugly and unfuckable

>>35770138
You know i think youre right

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>moving in with a friend who soon
>he knows about my crossdressing hobbies and bisexuality
>tfw I start fantasizing about sucking him off and riding his dick
this is not good anons, we've been friends for years

>>35776865
moving in with a friend soon*

>>35769978
Can you people make this shit sound sincere for once?

>>35771029
That's all I want in life. I'm already 23... the clock is ticking. I've wasted so much time.

>>35772551

Why do you give a fuck what he calls himself? Why does sexuality have to be serious business, lets just be straight and suck dick, or gay and fuck bitches.

>>35772551
Many many gay and straight people don't think you can be bi...

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>mfw all this is just memes and I will never have friend to unleash my loads into

Just fuck his ass it isn't gay.

>>35771153
>boohoo everything is about me
Then gtfo out of the thread you whiny bitch

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Who here has actually fucked a cute?

>>35776964
lol i'm 33 and trust me IT GETS WORSE

stop waiting & go

>>35778083
Just once. I didn't want to use CL or Grindr because STDs. I figured a safe bet would be a site that catered to specific groups/fetishes only.

>scour pounced.org for a suitable mate (yes the degenerate furfag site)
>meet at his place
>huge house, cool roomies, they have paintings of themselves in the front hallway/staircase area
>he made dinner, we had 3 bottles of wine ( i drank 2 of them)
>go upstairs....
>his room is decorated with a few strands of christmas lights, synthesizers, bookcases with tons of books everywhere, queen size bed, small tv
>we watch some tv shoulder-to-shoulder for about 15 minutes
>"we don't have to do anything if you don't want to, anon..." he coos in my ear
>I stand up really fast and say "I've never before"
>He stands up to (much shorter than me) and says "so what do you want to do?"
>My heart explodes out of my chest and I forcefully kiss him
>he takes it but breaks away to push me onto the bed

That was in the Spring of 2012 and I think about it often.

>>35778694
Jesus Christ that's cute.
What did you do with him? Did you want to date him afterwards?

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>>35770012
>normiest

Wat?! Do you know what that word means?

>>35770097
An ass is an ass
Why would you give a shit about the stuff in front, if it looks like a girl from doggy style it's fine.