Make sure to untwist your balls if one is higher than another.

>>35769399
Nice dip you meme but nuts are supposed to hang uneven so they don't knock together when you run.

Nice dubs.

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>>35769399
im skeptical

but curious

Is this a new meme now anon

>>35769399
do not listen to this moron

>>35769399
>Twisting something that is already untwisted
Alright Anon

>>35769415
Thats how they get uneven, but they can lose circulation if one is too much lower than the other. You need to periodically un-twist the higher one.

>>35769399
adding this bait to my collection

speaking of this, how often do you guys pee per day?

IM PANICKING HOW THE FUCK DO I UNTWIST IT
IVE BEEN TRYING FOR 15 MINUTES AND ITS JUST RED NOW AND HURTS REALLY BADLY

>>35769399
Fucking OP making me check my nuts and shit

>>35769399
how do I untwist them properly?

>this OP will lead people to actually damaging their testicle

Fucking hilarious desu senpai.

you know OP is going to make one poor idiot fall for this shit if he keeps posting this every day.

>>35769399
Going in for an ultrasound on one of my swollen testicles this week, think i can fix this myself? it's been causing me a lot of discomfort for awhile now.

my balls never physically dropped
the sack is still wrinkled and stiff like a kids would be

This freaked me out because my one testicle is WAY bigger than other, it always has been.

Thanks for the reminder OP. Forgot about my weekly un-twisting. Has saved me on a couple of occasions

You evil fuck

>>35769549
do you think people are this stupid dude

i've been on this earth more than 25 years and i've never untwisted shit and i've never had problems. don't spout anecdotal medical advice as if it's scientifically proven.

>>35770190
Have you tried examining your balls while you're in a warm environment? Sacs tend to change with temperature.

>>35769399
This is like the 2008-era /b/ threads where anons posted cool science experiments to try at home that would result in red-hot exploding metal shrapnels and chlorine gas

>>35770253
He's trying to cause a testicle torsion

>>35770191
Dude. That's the #1 sign for ball cancer.

You need to get that looked at. Not even goofin.

I could have just saved your life.

Instructions not clear. Tied my testicles in a knot. Send help.

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>>35770095

You're not getting enough grip on the business. Head on down hardware store and pick yourself up a pair of channel locks. Apply moderate pressure and righty tight lefty loosey.

>>35770191
I knew a guy who had one huge ball, it was so big it pretty much ate his other one.

don't listen to this fuck

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>not just stretching balls so it untwists

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>>35769399
You made me check my balls I'll give you that op

Why do my balls move on their own?

>>35769399
having your balls twisted hurts like shit
source: experience :(:(:(:(

>>35769399
holy fuck

you're evil, op

>>35770699
To keep warm

>>35770699
It's a combination of changing temperatures/conditions and you'll see that they move with your pulse.

Unfortunately, one of my testicles has started protruding a bit. The left one just sticks out to the side and my scrotum sort of contracts, making my left one look like he's jutting out or bulging out to the left. It's like this most of the time - when I shit, when I masturbate, when I wake up. Sometimes it seems to "relax" and then just hangs down loosely like normal, but it's still slightly elevated compared to the right one even when loose. It'll sometimes hurt too randomly, or when I masturbate.

I went to my doctor and asked her about it and she referred me to a urologist. I had my nuts scanned but they said nothing was wrong and said it could be because of a cyst or some shit but I don't know. Anybody else experience this?

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>not twisting your balls completely off and replacing them with a newer model twice a year
people don't actually not do this do they?

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I know this is bait, but to anyone who believes this...
One of your nuts is supposed to hang lower than the other you retards. If they didn't they would rub against each other and become irritated and uncomfortable.

>>35770539
I knew a guy whose 2 testicles conjoined into one super ball. Doctors said it actually increased his fertility.

>>35771227
i called my mom into the bathroom when i was 12 to see if she knew anything about one testicle hanging lower than the other because i thought something was wrong with them

>>35771346
what happened next

comment

>>35771315
Literally HOW?
restrdytfgkl

>>35771445
*show her what they look like*
"uh idk anon"
*calls dad in*
*dad is fucking clueless as he is about many other things*

never figured out what it was until like a year ago

>>35769399
Dude you will know without a doubt if you have Testicular Torsion it hurts like a motherfucker to the point of absurdity.
>>35770095
Are you an idiot, go to the hospital right now.

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>>35771315
>2 testicles conjoined into one super ball.
fuck, that made me laugh hard.
that's not possible....

>>35770699
THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!!

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Same, I cant believe how high I let my ball get. I should've known something was wrong but I had no idea it would just twist up naturally and that there was something wrong.

>>35769399
Twisting is not something that happens to everyone.

Btw, when you actually get a twisted cord, you'll know it. You'll know it because you'll be rolling on the floor crying and screaming.

One of my balls has gone hard and lumpy. What should I do?

>>35770191
that's called cancer bro

>>35769399
If you have sudden excruciating testicular pain + swelling, then call an ambulance because it might be testicular torsion. Otherwise, you can lose it. But if there's no pain it's never going to be this

Does anyone else ever thing about how impractical human penises are? Since I can wear pants it's not so bad, but if I was naked and running around in the forest this thing would get scraped and cut up on EVERYTHING. Do you think man only developed beyond animal stages so he could protect his dick?

>>35769549
that would cause testicalular torsion you dumb fuck

>>35774187
That's why you have foreskin and big bushy pubes you dumb fag.

The fuck OP? Is this fake? I know this isn't completely fake because I've heard of this before but I heard it's like how girls have one boob lower than the other?

>>35774211
That wouldn't help that much. The human penis is impractically sized. Look at gorillas or something. They have tiny little dicks. I have an average as fuck penis (maybe 6.5" hard) and it still slaps around and gets caught on things when I am naked.

>>35769399
If someone falls for this they deserve it, seeing as how you learn about testicular torsion in middle school. If there's middle schooler here, or an idiot, they deserve it, because they should get off my board.

I may post this in the future.

>>35770315
I made some pretty cool crystals with those

>>35774187
Thats why theyre rather small when unerect.

>>35774223
Well human beings managed with it for quite some time and so did our ancestors so it can't be that bad once you get used to never wearing clothes/underwear

Until I was 14, one of my balls would change size and sometimes disappear completely. Turned out the channel they drop through hadn't closed completely and sometimes it would tuck up in there. The size change was due to liquid coming down through the channel and inflating the testicle.

>>35769399
this thread is trigger me

>>35770699
that's the baby moving

>>35771978
>>35774589
I lost. Top kek here

You've got to give credit to OP. He sewed the seeds of doubt in my mind to begin with. I advise that he take this bait to /b/ where it can do the most damage. Godspeed, and return here with results.

>>35770253
dude, stop, if someone is retarded enough to do it then let them do it, let life sort itself out

>>35770191
Don't freak out too much anon, it could be cancer so definitely get it checked out, but I have the same and it turned out to be Hydrocele. If it's been like that for a long ass time it's unlikely ot be cancer.

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>>35775847
>i want all dumb people to die
Fucking normie

>>35769399
Happened to someone I know recently. Testicular torsion is serious shit. He required emergency surgery to untwist the spermatic cord. Dude couldn't go to work for two weeks.

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>>35769399
> tfw diagnosed with epididimitis

Anyone else like to close their eyes, feel themselves beginning to fall and imagine how nice it'd be to just drop dead? Haha

>>35769399
DO NOT LISTEN TO OP
He is trying to make you fuck up your ballsack and cause you serious pain

not like i get to use them anyway