>"Anon, I put you on a 1000 calorie a day diet. I want

>>35769228
can you give me a blowie too?

>>35769228
Am i a big guy?
Am i a big guy?
Am i a big guy?
Am i a big guy?

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>doesn't account for my accidental 2000 calorie sessions

i hate it when doctors are too simplistic. I bet he was the dumbest doctor in his med school.

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B-but I'm still starving after 1000 calories of tendies!

>>35769228
Lmao i take speed every 6 hours
Literally haven't eaten in 3 days

>>35769228
But then I'll weigh around 108 pounds.

>>35769514
That sounds like a problem

>>35769547
Probably
Dropped from 230 to 211 and I'm looking better than ever tho

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>"OOOOOOOOOWWWWIIEEE MUH LEGS."

i havent eaten over 500 calories a day in over 8 years so i have a perfect qt femboy body

Dr. Now is the ultimate shitlord

>>35769228
I love food, and I am chunky, and changing my diet is going be annoying, but god damn I can't imagine weighing as much as a small Japanese car

>>35769630
>500 calories a day for 8 years

You would be dead by now m8

HOW DO I STARVE 100 POUNDS OFF.

IF I STOP EATING AND JUST DRINK WATER HOW LONG FOR THE FAT TO MELT?

>>35769612
PUT YOUR ARMS IN JAMES

>>35769739
You're going to fucking die from malnutrition and starvation. Eat less, eat healthier, exercise and count your calories like an autistic scientist.

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>>35769612
>ORDER ME CHINESE, FRIED RICE
>I don't know about the rice though
>THAT'S WHAT I WANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>But rice is on that paper that we're not suppos...
>IT'S FRIED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>THAT'S WHAT I WANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>MY HEAD HURTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35769514
Dr. Now really should be giving these people amphetamine salts. Contestants on The Biggest Loser were often given adderrall behind the scenes and they made insane progress. When you've over 600lbs, what does your patient have to lose, a meth addiction definitely seems better than slowly dying to obesity

>>35769778
Amputate both of your legs.

>>35769612
>>35769888

Who is this supervilian in the making

>>35769888
HOW YOU GONNA GIMME ONE LIL EGG ROLL

>>35769514
I used to do this. Never lost any muscle mass but would shed weight like crazy. I want to do them again.

>>35769919
Source?

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>>35769228
Sure thing, just hook me up with some stimulants, preferably adderall.

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>>35770145
It's should be no surprise that obese people lose weight when given amphetamines. Nor should it be a surprise that a network owned reality gameshow would spend a tiny amount of money on prescription drugs to bolster their success stories

>>35770216
Cool. Ungrateful cunts though.

>>35769919
>a meth addiction definitely seems better than slowly dying to obesity
Now you can slowly die curled up on the floor scratching your skin off!

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>>35769612

MUH

L
E
G
S

>>35769739
Drink Black Coffee, eat a can of Tuna and an apple each day with 1 gallon of water + start smoking 1-2 cigarettes a day.

You would lose like 100 lbs in 2 months

>>35770430
to be fair, a meth addiction was an exaggeration. The side effects / withdrawal of a moderate dose of prescription amphetamines are nowhere near as harmful as being over 600lbs. (then again, they might no get amphetamines because it could increase heartrate and these landwhales hearts are already working overtime as is)

>>35769228

I'm lucky if I eat 1000 calories normally. This isn't due to being poor I just rarely eat. I can usually go a whole day or more with one small meal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo

Christ in Heaven

>>35770479
What is that yellow shit? Candida? How is it not systematic yet?

>>35769228
That guys voice.

He seems really weird. He comes across as dumb at first glance but is actually a genius.

>>35769269
He makes them stay in a hospital and have all their food monitored. Then their dumb fucking relatives sneak food to them.

>>35770661

He is Iranian, that is why he sounds kinda weird. Dr. Now is a world-renowned doctor, not some shitter they pulled off the street to host TLC's latest reality freak show.

>>35770121
that shit made me fucking mad. how the fuck do you cry about being overweight and then want to eat the entire world in one sitting?

>>35770216
fatbot here. can confirm that stimulants and opioids are fucking great for weight loss.

>>35770484
You got it senpai. We weight loss now. Thanks. Hopefully I don't die.

>>35771251
I was given cymbalta or whatever it's called once found myself not hungry and not craving anything, I just spend the day learning about programming.

>>35772409
>I just spend the day learning about programming.
depression has gotten pretty bad for me. had a couple of vicadins yesterday and I just sat at my computer with some music and started organizing stuff. I really should go and get tested for ADHD so I can bring my attention span and appetite back down to normal.

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>>35769228
>tfw doctor now is becoming a meme

>>35769228
50 lbs x 3600 calories/lb = 180000 calories
180000 calories/30 days = 6000 calories/day

So you're assuming my TDEE is 7000 calories.

Most TDEE calculators would put that in the 1125 lb range, at 50% BF. Since most people at that obscenely grotesque weight do NOT have that low of BF %, I'm pretty sure we're talking about a 1200-1400 lb person.

So yeah that's impossible. Unless you're talking about a specific example.

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>>35769228
>"We....we....might have...ch...cheated a litt-"
>[doctor] I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EXCUSES, THE SCALES TELL ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

>>35769228
Fuck you doc theres no way I'm gonna eat that much.

Ive been eating less than that on average for 3 months and havent lost 50 pounds wtf

WHY DOES THIS SITE CARE ABOUT THIS FUCKING SHOW SO MUCH ALL OF A SUDDEN

It's so annoying seeing this reality show garbage on the front page.

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>>35769228
Wonder what he'd say if he sees all the fatbots on this board
>I read it in his voice everytime

>>35769919
Vyvanse is fda approved to treat binge eating disorder

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>>35769228
>doctor who helps obese people lose weight is obese himself

>>35773411
These people are literally over 600lbs with tons of fat to support them.
You are probably nowhere near 300lbs.
Your metabolism slows to a crawl if you eat less than 1000 calories a day anyway.