>talk to weeb online friend >we say we find each other

>>35765317
then suck my dick instead. how bow dah

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>>35765317
I bet he looks like a dork

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>>35765317
>joke about cosplaying as my weeb friend's waifu for him
>he jokes about dressing up as mine
>we both accidentally send nudes to each other
>fap over discord to the same doujins

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>>35765654
Sounds pretty rad, anon.

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>tfw no one will ever find me cute
>tfw we will never cosplay and suck each other's dicks

STOP POSTING WITH PICTURES OF CUTE ANIME CHILDREN it doesn't make you less creepy

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>>35765338
Did you honest to fucking god just say how bow dah.

>>35765772
will you be my internet bf

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>>35765685
having lewd weeb friends is rad indeed!
it's so much better to erp that knows exactly what you look like

>>35765759
im sure you look super adorable anon!

>>35765772
will you be my husband

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>>35765867
>im sure you look super adorable anon!
I wish you were right

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>>35765928
Makeup and the right clothes can make anything look adorable.

>>35765685
Seriously you are the worst fucking tripfag on this board. Stop being a faggot and treating r9k like it's fucking Reddit.

You aren't going to get upvotes if people notice your user name. There is absolutely no reason to do it yet your faggotry keeps persisting.

Kill yourself, sincerely.

>>35765916
only if you marry me!

>>35765928
>guys never believe me when i say i think they're cute
>it just makes them all insecure and shy and more cute

>>35765317
>tfw unironically feel like posting dick on these "straight crush" threads only to tease faggots

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>>35765928
i know im right! id let you cosplay with me any day!

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I don't know why I'm getting so many (you)'s

>>35765968
I've tried basic clothing and basic makeup but it didn't change much.

>>35765994
>tfw no one of those insecure cute boys
I'm only an ugly robot

>>35766028
Thanks anyways, cute boat poster

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>>35765983
If he's the worst tripfag, why am I always happy to see him post in threads?
Answer: because Sharpie is my waifu

>>35765654
how do u both accidentally send nudes to each other

>>35766087
cause you have bad taste

>>35766081
>I've tried basic clothing and basic makeup but it didn't change much
Have you tried getting a second opinion?

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>>35766081
i still believe in you though!

>>35766091
it's actually really simple with discord, i just drag a picture of my butt into it instead of what i originally meant

>>35766087
Because you're also a faggot who needs to go back?

This isn't a video game advice board and like I said, he isn't getting upvotes for his fucking posts.

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>>35765983
Calm down, dear anon. There's no reason to be upset. I usually only post in gay/porn threads anyway, so you shouldn't even notice me in the more robot-centric ones.

>>35766087
Aww, I'm flattered, anon.

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>>35766163
Why do you even have nudes on your computer? I don't normally slut shame, but you robots are just...

>>35766173
That doesn't give an excuse to be a rampant retard. You have no reason to tripfag.

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>>35766157
>Have you tried getting a second opinion?
I've gotten several, none of which were good.

>>35766163
You too

>>35766173
why have a trio anyway?

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>>35766203
because i like to show my cute body off to my weeb friends sometime!

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>>35765338
*open mouth*

>>35765654
I want to cosplay with you two!

>>35765759
I bet you're a cute anon

>>35765772
But I'm an anime girl inside!

>>35766087
>ywn suck shapie's small dick
feels bad

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>>35766210
I don't, but eh, I like having it.

>>35766225
I don't know. I originally used it to identify myself apart from other anons because there was a ton of us talking to someone specifically, and I just kept it from there.

If it makes you feel any better, I only use it here.

>>35766250
How lewd!

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>>35766247
I'll show off your cute corpse to your friends if you don't stop being such a whore.

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>>35766250
do you wanna crossplay as 2hus together?

>>35766318
rude desu

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>tfw cute slutty boy on the inside
>tall, lanky, average man on the outside

Suffering, pure suffering.

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>>35766444
There, there, dear anon. Others know your pain. Make the best of your situation as you can, and know that you being you is more than enough.

Also, nice trips.

>>35766444
>Suffering, pure suffering.
I know your suffering anon
Also nice trips

>>35766573
>>35766578
I'm just hoping that I find a nice 6'1 man who wants to cuddle me and treat me like a slut at thr same time. Those trips are a nice consolation though.

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>>35766444
>tfw tall, lanky, man on the inside
>tall, lanky, man on the outside
it's ok i guess

>>35766573
Never seen this picture of riven before

>>35766654
Go on HRT and become the slut you were born to be. I might take you

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>>35766654
I believe you will, if you go out and look for them, dear anon.

Good luck!

>>35766671
It's from Tales of Valoran, anon. It's on-going comic series about League, with Riven being a constant reoccurring character.

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>>35766368
That sound lovely! Which 2hu can I be?

>>35766677
I don't think I'm trans or anything, I just wanna be a cute boy.

>>35766721
>Rubyposter

Marry me, okay?

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All of you need to stop

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>>35766721
it's up to you! id wanna cosplay as marisa or patchy or komeji, maybe momiji! im not that picky!

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>>35766795
Ok :3

>>35766835
So many cute options, I'd let you choose for me!

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>>35767011
You could be the Alice to my Marisa! There's so many things we could cosplay, I can't make up my mind!

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>>35767181
Sound lovely! Please stay by my side ok, crossplaying can be embarrassing

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>>35767461
It's embarrassing at first, but you'll get used to it! I'll stay by your side, really close to you!

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>>35767619
o-ok, please don't stop holding my hand

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>>35765317
>take bus to uni
>cuteboy always rides at the same time as me
>long hair and totally feminine
>always end up imagining myself sucking his dick
>too shy to introduce myself so I just imagine and try to avoid eye contact
/r9k/ has made me unironically gay

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>>35767777
I won't let go of your hand! I'll give you a big hug and make sure we're the cutest crossplayers!
Also nice quads!

>>35767780
>/r9k/ has made me unironically gay
As opposed to being ironically gay?

>>35768377
>As opposed to being ironically gay?
exactly

>>35768429
What would that even mean?

>>35768448
lewd posting with no intention of actually doing anything is ironically gay, wanting to suck a dick of someone you know irl is unironically gay, know the difference senpai