>H-hi, Anon. Has anyone ever told you that you're a p-pretty big guy? I'm into big guys. Want to go to the movies this Saturday? You don't get to bring friends! Tee-hee!
What do?
>>35763934
for you
orangutan
>>35763934
>"I'll go, but only for you"
>mfw I crash the car with no survivors on the way to the movies
>>35763934
If I pull that wig off, will you die?
If I say no, will you die?
>>35764142
It would be emotionally painful