>my vagina when he describes my body type to his internet

I... Don't want to be with any titcows?

I'm attracted to bovines.

Cows are essential to the human race, protein rich beef, calcium from their milk, and durable waterproof leather hides. Be honored that someone is called you a cow. If they called you something like a fox, now then I'd be upset

>>35763708
>implying I care about your vagina
Ill just shove my fingers in and make it wet again.

why do you pretend to be capable of loyalty, empathy, or introspection? why do you swallow several gallons of ethnic semen a year and still think you're worth marriage? how did you laugh along with high school chad as he destroyed shy men and still look at yourself in the mirror?

>>35763774
>he still believes the calcium meme
That is debunked, I bet you also believe spinach is rich in iron or something like that
>protein
Literally less than wheat.
No wonder Americans are so fat.

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Cow fetishists have shit taste.

>>35763861
we may be fat, but at least we still have our wallets

>>35763708
It means you're a fatass with big tits. Lose weight you whore.

>>35763859
oh sorry i forgot I was a horrible creature of the night. Yes, I drink virgin tears and nothing arouses me more than watching football players pick on meek and miserable manlets.

shut the fuck up fat bitch

>>35763708

I feel sad for whoever ends up with such a humorless person as you

>>35763708
keking at this bait
but i know that the faggots are too desperate to not fall for it

>>35763708
I'd be more likely to describe your body type as "fertile and begging to be impregnated".