>start watching a movie
>less than 2 minutes in feel the urge to pause to check 4chan
>I could sit here and watch a linear movie for 3 hours
>or browse a million threads while listening to a podcast and playing a video game
>4chan servers are down
>suddenly realize I am doing nothing with my life
>4chan comes back up
>forget about it
>>35762230
>I could play a brand new game
>or keep playing the same grindy shitfest and advance a bit and feel like I've achieved something
>>35762230
You can watch my linear dick, cuck
>>35762189
>Start watching a movie/series.
>Absolutely no interest for any of the characters or the story
>Haven't watched a movie outside of the cinema for years.
I only go to the cinema cause my mother wants to go.
>feel like i have better things to do
>look around to find something to do
>can't continue to post
>watching some tv show
>inevitably a love interest and romance subplot arrives
>it always takes over 50% of the show
>wondering why i have to watch this shit when the universe is at stake or the characters are fighting for their lives or whatever
>Watching a dude try to get a girl is literally the least interesting plotline of all time ever and it's in 99% of movies and tv shows
Im sure it's not even because im a Robot, it's just fucking boring who cares this much about romance.
>>35762427
It's because the jews want to degrade sexuality
4chan keeps me from suicide