>two days ago >be at disneyland with friendgroup for a

>>35760354
fucking chad piece of shit get off my board

>>35760384
first time i kissed a girl anon

i even told her that and she thought it was cute

nowhere near chad

>>35760354
Why come to our board to brag about what we wI'll never have happen to us chad. Leave now or we will gouge you with our frozen entrails.

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>>35760354
holy shit dawg, how do I subscribe to this ebic blog, I gotta have more

>>35760354
This sounds fake, but you know, I hope it's real for your sake, OP.

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>>35760477
I promise you it's real

Watch out she's not a government agent. This literally happened to me.

Is this.....the fabled teenage love?

Cool, OP. What is does she look like?

>>35760523
Explain? Like a Chris Hansen type?

>>35760507
>emojis
>been thinking about you a lot
Reading another guys texts to girls always makes me sick.

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>>35760354

For the sake of my sanity I'll pretend this is fake.

>>35760584
Is that not normal? Should I be more... disinterested

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>>35760354
Yay OP!
Keep going for it!
Do get off this board, though. Not because "ree chad" but because it will be good for you

>>35760705
Just to whatever comes naturally and adapt depending on how she reacts. It may be normal it may not be I'm just saying that guys always say lame shit in private messages with girls

>>35760507
extremely shallow and uninteresting

it doesn't matter OP, if it makes you happy, just go for it. beware that she doesn't manipulate you in some surreptitious awful way. this never happens irl

>>35760579
No, my dad did some work for the FBI but he's not a citizen, and as I understand it they wanted to surveilance him and see that he wasn't doing anything wrong or that like, he wasn't selling secrets or just blabbing about stuff he shouldn't. That's my guess at least, obviously I didn't get much information.

Well I lived with my dad at the time and not long after into my life this girl basically forcibly inserts herself, kind of like OP situation. Turned out she was FBI and I believe used me as the chance to surveilance my dad and get easy access to his personal belongings and information, like getting onto his computers. I guess when they concluded he was clean, she broke up with me and sort of candidly told me what I needed to hear, that what we had wasn't real and that she was a government employee. I thought she was being funny or like, had gone schizo or bipolar or something, till she showed me her badge.

>>35760802
Oh my lord. I'm so sorry, Anon. I can't imagine the shit you've had to deal with because of that
fuck our government. Seriously. Fuck em

>>35760885
Well it wasn't like something that ruined my life, it was just really weird and shocking and I felt used. Mostly it's just made me a little paranoid and suspicious now.

This is adorable.

NOW NORMAN GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

F U C K
Does she has red hair anon, please,please anon tell me she's doesnt.

>>35760802
that's so bizarre.

>>35760923
Brunette. She's not from California, if that helps.

>>35760802
>Tfw no government assigned girlfriend

I was born in the wrong century lads

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>>35760354

>tfw this wiII never happen to you.

>>35760354
Just so you know this happens to only 1 in 5,000,000 men. Count your blessings, kiddo.

Also, fuck off underaged.

>>35760961
Assigned I don't think is the right term here since from what I understand it wasn't like she was ordered to fake being my gf. It sounded like she was tasked with surveilancing my dad and getting the info she did, and she decided it would be easier to do so by doing what she did. Like she could easily just get on my dad's computer and search his things without any effort or trouble, if she was already spending time in the house.

You can leave now.
You were never a Robot to begin with.
Just a teenager experiencing young love right on cue, you fucking normalfaggot.

>>35760630
This
literally ruining my already bad mood

>>35760802

Did she at least give you the SUCC?

>>35761132
We had a full relationship so yeah, she was my first everything. She moved in with us and was sharing my room.

>>35761132
Imagine your tax dollars going to a girl to suck off a neet to appease him while she tries to get his dad's information for """"national security purposes"""" and it turns out he was clean the whole time.

>>35760354
>A chad with bad self esteem
Holy shit this board has everything, the fact she approached you means you have Chad tier attractiveness.

This shit literally only happens to people who are younger than 14.

Leave this board now.

Disneyland for a friend's birthday. What the fuck are you, 12? Gtfo of this board

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>>35761166

Money well worth spent lad

>>35760354
Congrats you have a slut potential gf lol good job OP I bet she is at Disney right now sucking face and dick with someone else

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>>35760354
that story is cute. you sound young. also disneyland.

if she's as young as you or younger, then scenarios like this are plausible.

but i'd say you're not a robot. be careful friend and fly free.

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>>35761236
He turned 20, actually

and we went and saw Power Rangers yesterday as well lol

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>>35760354

>girl walks past, turns around, and says "Hey you! You're, um, you're really cute!" and starts walking again

>says "Would it be weird if I kissed you right now?"

>first fucking day of meeting she's kissing you

lol

enjoy the ride OP, you're in for one, I promise you this

>>35760354
Your friend probably paid a hooker to make your birthday more enjoyable.
Just you wait, in a few days, she will stop texting you and will go after some black Tyrone dick.

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>There is a cute and thick latina maid in the apartment complex
>She seems to get enthusiastic when she sees me and always says hi and smiles and often waves her hands.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO. Afraid to make a conversation but I do want to know her name.

>>35763280

It doesn't mean shit you faggot. She already dances to Mexican Chads and fucks them on a daily basis.

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>>35763327
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? TAKE IT BACK!

>>35760354
congrats dude you found love!

>>35760354
Show us your handsome face you handsome bastard!

>>35760507
>>35760354
Why are you on this board, OP? Flee, flee now before we drag you down with us. Misery loves company, and you don't need us.

Please, go, not because I hate you, but because you can be free of this place finally.

>Talking about kids and kissing a guy she met 30 minutes ago

She's either mentally ill or already pregnant with another guy's kid and needs to move fast on you in order to make you think it's yours and get you to raise it.

Keep your wits about you.

>>35763280
Next time you see her just be like
>hi! I'm anon.
Shake her hand, and she'll say her name. Then talk about the weather. Based on that and on subsequent encounters, you can eventually ask her what day she has off and if she'd like to get lunch. Don't take her to a Mexican restaurant though.

>>35760507
Have a go at it OP, but don't get too invested and prepare to get cucked by chad at any moment. Stay safe man.

>>35763441
I think she was trying to bring up some kind of relationship type subject, because prior to that we were only talking about movies and music and the like.

That being said, she probably is fucked up. She said she's in therapy, and her twitter has a link to a blog where she posts about her depression. I didn't know what to think when I saw that, considering how outgoing she seemed.

>>35760354
Why is she asking about kids when you only knew her for an hour? Be careful or she'll cut your dick off one day.

>>35763582

A lot of people with depression are the most outgoing. Lots of comedians and actors. They get less questions about "are you ok?" when they're outgoing, after all.

Although if she's too outgoing, she might be bipolar. Like, why is she still hanging out in Disneyland the next day?

>>35763582
Anon turn back, never come here again. You're ascending to normiehood like a lost soul in Purgatory going to Heaven. You won't need this place anymore.

>>35763739
Oh, I said it somewhere else. She's not from here, she's on a trip.

>>35760354
Congratulations, you did it. We are all so proud. Now get the fuck out of here you normie scum.

>>35763789

She's going to go back home and then you're going to get cucked.

>>35760354
weell that depends...
who old r u?