I'm gonna go hang out on a bridge looking sad and peering

They'll think you're a weirdo, and you'd confirm it by talking to 'em.
Life isn't a movie.

>>35760147
>Life isn't a movie.
Yes it is, it literally just came out in theatres.

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>>35760227
fucking kek'd good one anon

>>35760355
you are way too easy to impress anon

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>>35759905
i unironically used to think this way when i was younger.

i still can't remove the last vestiges out of my mind, it's like a recalcitrant tumor.

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>>35761331
well I am very dumb.

If anything you will just have a couple black 7th graders watching and hoping you jump off so they can loot your corpse.

One time I was standing on an overpass of a highway because it looked cool for the cars to pass underneath me and a bunch of strangers came up to me b/co they thought I was going to commit suicide.

>>35759905
That would be an excellent idea, but meh, nobody will give a fuck about me because I'm not good looking. If I was really committing suicide by jumping off a bridge, (which I'll never do because eternally afraid of deep waters) I think I would've been dead already. Unless you're a good looking chick, a kid, or very rarely an attractive man, nobody will give a fuck.

Nobody gives a fuck about men, in the eyes of society we have no feelings.

no that won't happen. nobody will say anything to you.

>>35762381
We are your friends anon. We love you.

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>going outside
>showing everyone how autistic you are
I don't like your chances senpai.

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>>35759905
That's a nice IRL wojak you have