I had a dream last night, robots.
>at Wendy's
>there's this girl there
>8/10
>she's at the counter, ordering
>swipes her card, it comes up with some error message, assume it was declined
>I hop up with my card in hand
>she swipes hers again, transaction goes through
>I turn and sit back down, embarrassed and defeated
>she decides to come sit with me
>we talk
>end up back at my place
>talk for a bit longer
>she tells me her name is Rizzia
>mustbeitalian.jpeg
>pretty sure nobody on earth has that name
>we get frisky, fuck, sleep together
>it was wonderful
>wake up next to her
>think "boy am I gonna have a story for r9k"
>we tool around my place a bit
>I wake up alone
>realize it was all a dream and that she doesn't exist and that I'm still a sad lonely virgin
>>35758995
>>I hop up with my card in hand
How nice of you :)
>>35758995
>an 8/10
There's your problem... if you're not willing to date anything lower than that then that's the reason you're a virgin.
Don't be a hypocrite, don't be bashing girls because they only want Chad when you think the same way they do.
You want Stacy
They want Chad
Deal with it, boi
On the bright side, you got a story for r9k
>>35759104
That's just the girl that was in the dream, it's not like that's the only girl I'd go for
>tfw had a dream where I autism walked