>Hey Anon, I was wondering if.... *frantically minimizes

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I have a reflex already. Just move mouse down-right and minimize all windows when I hear door to my room open. Picrel is my desktop.

>>35758961

Need a hand, Anon?

>>35758961
>be 14 year old me
>on family computer in the basement looking at porn
>hear footsteps starting down the stairs
>oh shit, time to close out
>click the X
>shitty ass computer freezes
>oh fuck
>footsteps getting closer to the bottom
>mash the X as fast as I can
>constantly glancing over my shoulder, paranoid
>the page just won't fucking close
>footsteps reach the bottom stair
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>the page finally closes
>mom rounds the corner and heads in my direction
>jesus fucking christ thank fu--
>out of the corner of my eye spot the google search toolbar on the browser
>something is still entered there
>HOT TEEN PORN
>YOUCOULDHAVEPREVENTEDTHIS.EXE
>the world is about to end
>mom is almost behind me
>no time to delete it
>"hey anon..."
>enter full panic mode
>lean my hand awkwardly against the screen to cover the box
>mom instantly gives me a weird look
>"anon?"
>yeah?
>flailing desperately to select and delete the text under my hand without looking and without being too obvious
>"what are you doing?"
>uh, what?
>"is there something under there I shouldn't see?"
>this is it, I'm fucked
>dejectedly remove my hand
>look at the screen
>somehow I was able to delete the search
>breathe the biggest silent sigh of release
>"oh... okay."
>gives me another weird look and leaves without even asking me the question she came down for
In retrospect I'm sure it was pretty obvious what I was doing, but the fact that the proof wasn't there at the moment was what saved my ass. Came pretty close to a premature heart attack there.

>>35759118
I always just turned the monitor off.

"Huh, I guess it crashed."

>>35759380
I used to do this until I realized I was doing it too much.

>>35759118
Keep a second tab open on a random subreddit. It looks plausible you're there.

Alternatively, start a game and tab out and quickly go in when someone walks in.

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>he doesn't have a reflex action that triggers to press start+d as soon as he hears his bedroom door opening

When I still lived with my parents I had a habit of pressing Windows+D every time I heard someone approach my room.

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>in the shower for 30 minutes
>on the toilet for 30 minutes

haha we know what you're doing...no I was just depressed thinking about everything in life

>>35759588
I prefer Windows key+L
I just tell people I do it so they know they have my attention

>>35758961
I still do it even when not looking at porn

>>35759482
I doubt reddit existed when OP was 14.

And if he's still worried about people catching him watching porn on his comp then he should move the fuck out

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>he didn't establish boundaries with his family

>>35758961
>he doesn't look the door when he's in his room

>>35758961
>>*frantically minimizes all windows*
ctrl + M and ctrl + L, thank me later.

>>35761309
Meant windows key + M and windows key + L

Oh well

this is why every time i fap now for years i've always stacked a giant object in front of my door on top of locking it, like my dresser or a giant shelf with weights on it

i used to live without a lock because my mom who is a huge christian took it off because she got annoyed at how often i locked my door (was fapping often) and one day when i was 13 she walked right in with my computer screen pointed straight at her with shemale porn playing and i had my legs against my bed hung over my head as i was cumming on my face

she pretended nothing happened and tried having a conversation with me as i was scrambling to my senses but really i just kinda sat there in shock while she talked with a normal tone, she didn't even close the door just walked away and told me to hurry up

i didn't leave my room for a few days

she walked in again one day right when i was cumming but it was dark and she didn't seem to notice so i had a conversation with her and she left

she walked in again when i was naked on top my bed really into it right as i was cumming with my imagination and my eyes closed and i opened them and she asked me if my cold was better and walked over and handed me medicine and walked away nonchalantly

another time she caught the reflection of porn in my glasses while she was talking to me across the room and told me i shouldn't look at that stuff, i was confused for awhile at how she could have known then i realized

i started masturbating in the bathroom because i got tired of it and one day my mom took some device that unlocked the door and she came barging in when i was completely naked and cumming once again and told me to hurry up because my sister needs to use the shower, once again leaving the door open as she left

>>35761518
Wow
What the hell

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>>35760093
This is actually what I do, though.