ITT: Our weekly highlights >tfw sneezed in class and 2 (!!)

>>35758777
Today as I walked past a girl and her friend she smiled at me and made eye contact. I think she thought I was someone else because why would she smile at me!? I didn't even know her! It gave me an adrenaline rush and took my breath away when it happened.

>>35758777
I always hated that shit.

I let a fedex driver to go at a busy intersection, and he put his arm out of his truck and pointed at me Sammy Davis Jr style. I felt so fucking cool.

>>35758964
Was he black? Because that makes it 10 times cooler

I posted a picture of myself and a girl called me even though I had bags under my eyes from staying up until 5 in the morning two days in a row

>>35759019
>called me
On the phone? Called you something?

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>>35758777
This is what I call a highlight.

>>35759045
Called me cute forgot to add the word due to autism

>>35759001
Yeah he was a cool-ass black guy

Got bored halfway through a fap and went on to play videogames.

>>35758777
Grill bullied friend for my number
Got a surprise text from a girl for the first time ever


Feelsgoodman

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>>35758777
>tfw every time i sneeze, i get told to shut the fuck up