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You and everyone on the planet has just been given a superpower.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Your power
>What will you do with your newfound superpower?
>Does your power suit you?
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>>35757657
Nightmare empowerment. Fucking awesome.
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>>35757657
Lake Monster Physiology
Power to use the ability of Lake Monster.

So I can turn into lake monsters.

I can finally get my tree-fiddy now.
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Empathic Power Augmentation a la The Hulk

Get mad = Get strong. That wouldn't be a good idea for me but I guess it's not a good idea for Bruce Banner either.
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Esoteric Cosmic Manipulation
I'm gonna become the Gandalf of this new world. I'll also use abilities to rape cute girls.
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>>35757657
HOLY SHIT

I HIT THE GOLDMINE

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Empowerment
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>>35757657
Plant manipulation
Achieve control of Africa using various tribes by becoming a pseudo God
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Armenian Deity Physiology

destroy the normie scum and the jews with my newfound god-tier powers
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Present_Manipulation
not bad
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Failure Embodiment ;-;
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Cropper

ultimate superpower
strong as steel
can conduct electricity
manipulate metals
create metalic elements
sharpe my own body as a knife
metallic aura protect me from shoots and explosions
fire just make me stronger(cant melt steel beans)
cant be poisoned cause manipulation of alkaline levels and iron in blood

fight me niggers
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Pillar_Projection

>able to make a normie-proof fortress of solitude anywhere
>can easily crush, stab, and/or blast away most intruders
>access to infinite crystal dildos at any time

suits me well
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Definitely liquid metal body.
>Cut normies/transform into normies for disguise
>Kill all stand-above politicians just for lulz and fame
>Launch all nukes and destroy the planet
>Fly though entire galaxy on your own, find another planet with sentient lifeforms
>Repeat the cycle
Seriously, this is the most patrician shite ever.
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I finally find out whose been eating my leftovers
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>User can create, shape and manipulate an energy that can delete anything it touches.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Null_Energy_Manipulation
I can delete my betaness and shitty personality
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>>35757657
Divine Communication
so i can influence tzeench into making me into daemon?
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>>35757657
>Osteokinetic Creature Creation

HOLY SHIT! i get to create creatures out of bones, that's fucking dope
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>>35757657
>War Embodiment
>The user of this power can become the embodiment of war. The user can cause war, utterly obliterate the enemy with destruction and devastating means. The user controls rage, inflicts pain, and can make others' lives miserable by rendering them homeless or taking away their loved ones.

Pretty fucking OP. But doesnt suit me at all. Literally the opposite of me.
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me>>35758091

i wanna have a fight between you fuckers
>>35758180
>>35757878
>>35757867
>>35757815
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Name_Severing

Breddy good
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>>35758240
>IMPLYING YOU WON'T GET PAST MY TREE-FIDDY MIND GAMES
THAT TREE FIDDY IS MINE, ANON.
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Nature Transmutation
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>>35758240
Probably either Sephirot or War
My money would be on Sephirot
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>>35758272
>TRANSFORMS INTO GIANT SKELETON

get good
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Enhanced Staff Proficiency | Superpower Wiki | Fandom powered by Wikia

I thought it was awesome until I read the thread.
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Darkness

I hold solar farms at ransom. If I'm feeling particularly naughty, I'd black out the sun. It's not useful for much else considering night vision goggles exist.

It doesn't really suit me, because I'm not edgy enough to be come a lord of shadows and despite the fact I enjoy nightwalks, it's no use if I can't see where the fuck I'm going.
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not my power, just a reroll

but ho...ly... shit...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Manipulation

I'm pretty lucky already, so this would probably be just an extension of that.
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>>35757657
>The power to grant others the power of regeneration. Sub-power of Regeneration Manipulation. Variation of Power Bestowal. Opposite to Healing Erasure.

._. but i hate people
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>>35757657
>Fire transformation
>Burn all normies
>Not really tho..... I m usually not violent
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>mortality
>The condition to be more vulnerable to injuries than others. Opposite to Immortality and Invulnerability.

I do exactly the same as what I do now

it suits me since im a robot. everyone that got a real power is a normalfag and needs to get out
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>>35757657
Multiple lives which includes ressurection.
The suffering will never end!!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trick_Arrows
I'd just become world class archer. Too bad this one isn't really a "power", but a result of training
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>>35758565
have fun with that, anon

yftvg
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>>35758583
>sent away for 20 years to train
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This is fucking bullshit.

>hope aura
>The user can generate aura of hope that can amplify/induce belief on beings inside their aura and gain power from the emotions

Ok cool, at this point I'm thinking I become a leader of some kind, get into politics and my y-you to's become empowering instead of make me a laughing stock. Then I see this:

>Limitations
>User must be able to feel/experience hope

I've never read the lantern comics but it seems anytime I see their powers listed they fucking suck. As if the writer was trying to imagine a world where the heroes can't do shit.
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oh well guys..

no idea what i'd do with it. i'll see what i can do.
yeah, it suits me.
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>>35758701
>>possess almost all powers in existence
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>>35757657
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Depletion
nice, i'm overpowered
what would i do? throw a coin, the coin decides wether i'm a hero or a villain
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Manipulation

using my newfound power I cause everyone in this thread to get a girlfriend withing 3 months

bless you, friends
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality

mmmh... i'm really unlucky today
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>>35758854
thank you anon

but what if i already have a gf?
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>Psychic Wave Manipulation
>convince my oneitis to fuck me
>quite a bit, I'm a skeleton with an above average intelligence
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication

Literally fucking Muhammad
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>>35758864
dude...thats the equivalent of winning the lottery....in a world were anyone can have superpowers, you are the one unlucky guy to be normal
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>>35758865
you will get a better one
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>>35758911
impossible

asfd
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>>35757657

What the fuck am I even supposed to do with a worthiness enchantment?
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>Mental Disorder Manipulation

Hoo, boy. That'll work quite well here in the South where conspiracy shits run rampant.

I'd start by instilling agoraphobia in the population. If I can swap multiple disorders proportionate to the exact number of disorders each person already possesses, then I'd mix it up with chronic depression or PTSD in hopes that most of the affected population would voluntarily remove itself from the gene pool.
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity

Well, Im immortal.
Im immune to everyone in this thread.
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>Pyrokinetic Surfing
Meh, at least people will get out of my way when I'm in a rush
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>Atomic manipulation

So I'm basically a minor god.
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Location_Swapping
item swapping , could be pretty OP if used right
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>Defense Mode

I'm even a robot in a fantasy world.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Adaptation

Heh... sorry, kid. You picked the wrong opponent.
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>>35757657

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Creature_Creation

I can make sentinent creatures out of sand.
I will do nothing with this power because I don't even like going to the beach

Fucking NO.
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Oh
Ohoho yes
>metal dust manipulation
>can make fluid armor for myself that would also allow me to fly, like Magneto with his helmet
>can make weapons
>can penetrate enemies' flesh and control them or just kill them from the inside out
>could toss thermite and burning magnesium at foes
>carry around a grinder to make more metal shavings
I'd be unstoppable
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>Embodiment of doubt
>"STOP! BEFORE YOU STRIKE ME DOWN...THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
>leave while they doubt themselves
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>>35757657
Hair Empowerment

I'm bald you fucking shit.
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stench_Removal

>everyone on the planet gets a superpower
>my one and only superpower is Stench Removal
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>>35759310
>kills you anyway
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>omniverse destruction
>get to destroy the entire universe as well as any alternate realities with universes within them

I can literally destroy reality whenever I want to.
I AM A GOD
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>>35758985
start with yourself, political retard
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Kinetic_Abilities

Rolled this, what now?
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trap_Manipulation

Fucking hell, I'm doomed
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>>35759425
Pick one, I guess, or roll again
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Excitement_Inducement

Already imagined this power. I would probably make people excited at parties and after a hard day of work. Also use it to get pussy, of course. And get a TV show where I make them feel excited live.
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>>35757657
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Happiness_Inducement

I actually could do with that one just now. Been so long since I laughed, or was happy.
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Stay back, here comes the winner
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Selective_Invisibility
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>supernatural ugliness

This is a joke, right?
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Ok this wasn't my first roll but fuCKING SEX SPECIALIST

I'M BASICALLY JUST A FUCKING HOOKER LMAO

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Specialist?useskin=oasis
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>>35759590
>SEX SPECIALIST
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>Earth Magic
Going to create a golem and open up yellowstone bet none of you nerds can stop me.
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>>35759590
I also didn't notice this before but it lists FUCKING DANNY SEXBANG AS A KNOWN POSSESSER OF THIS ABILITY
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>>35757657
Nether Manipulation
Basically you're all fucked
I control darkness and the realms of the living and dead
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Existence Declaration
Amazing
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>Mitosis Manipulation

>can rapidly heal wounds
>live for as long or as short as I want
>can literally give people cancer
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons
I'm gonna turn my hand into a sword and the other hand to a grapple and stab the shit out of you guys.
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>>35759799
Try doing that once I manipulate your Nether. You're fookin ded m8
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>>35757657
Fucking amazing. I could be like that dude in xmen, if i can learn to control radio active waves. Technically it opens up doors for more amazing mutations
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>>35759425
>>35759525

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Magic

I'm Tumblr now.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Really edgy. But i cant die
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Yeah.... ultimate mode.
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I am become feminist
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hearing_Manipulation
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>Trap creation

I'm set for life lads. boipuccini for ever.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Godhood

Kanye West: I am a God
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Blood Manipulation

Does that mean i can finally cut myself without feeling ashamed? GREAT, I'LL GRAB MY STUFF!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Presence?useskin=oasis
>The power to be in the past, present and future at the same time.

I'd pretty much just fuck around for all of infinity with this. Use it for really incosequential things like playing video games at the height of their popularity (and after I get bored of that ruin entire universe timelines)
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Creation

waifus of your dreams become reality for all of r9k
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>>35757657
Modified Soul.
I can finally be the little girl with the strenght of a 1000 strongmen.
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Almighty Object

Time to end the world
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>>35757657
>Your power
>What will you do with your newfound superpower?
Become a minor super villian and join a villain team composed of angry robots
>Does your power suit you?
Yeah. Actually wanted this when I was a kiddo.
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Blood manipulation
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Horse_Physiology

Dunno how to feel about this ... Wanking my huge horsecock would be fun i guess ...
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>>35757657

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

Get fucked son.
I'll summon an army of Purple Aki's.
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>>35757657

REALLY NIGGA?
A FUCKING SNAKE FOX?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nguruvilu_Physiology
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Immortality

I can't die
I can't be killed

I have unlimited time to do whatever I want.
Music, Science, Political upheaval, anything.

I don't however have the power to do it quickly.

I might piss someone off and get trapped in a cell for eternity so I can't go too crazy.

I also wouldn't enjoy myself if I didn't have the basics like food and shelter, so I need to stay on top of that.

Personality wise this doesn't suit me, but goal wise obviously it would.
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>>35757657
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Detection
Guess I am normie now.
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>ambition manipulation

Stay inside anon
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>Divine Element Manipulation
>The user can create, shape and manipulate holy elements that's highly effective against the supernatural, such as demons and/or angels.

It doesn't suit me, so basically I'd be a real life Constantine? Fair enough.
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So fucking useless.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Tracking
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>>35757657
>Your power
Fire Mimicry
>What will you do with your newfound superpower?
Nothing I guess, unless I suddenly decide murder is okay
>Does your power suit you?
I'm an angry dumb asshole, so sure.
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>>35761715
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Tracking
You could work for the government or become a detective.
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>>35761715
Tried it again and got this:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pregnancy_Perception

I never win. Fuck life
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>>35761715
You could get rich by doing paternity tests
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>>35757657
Omnidirectional Heat Waves

"User can release massive amounts of heat in every direction at once for almost unlimited scales. This power allows the user to dispatch many foes at once and destroy large areas like cities/villages."

I'm fucked. I use it accidentally once. Probably killing a bunch of people.

I get taken by the government and used as a assassination tool/ human bomb.

This does not suit me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quintessence_Force
I guess I don't have to pay anything on my electric bill.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Perception
wow. actually something good.
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>>35757657
Omni-Communication

"The user can communicate with anything and everything, including people, plants, animals, insects, microbes, the dead, non-living/inorganic matter, inanimate objects, machines, nature, abstract/conceptual forces, etc."

Christ you can do a lot of stuff with that. Literally speak with abstract forces. The information I can gain would be incredible.
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>>35757657
>currency generation
>The user can create any form of currency into existence, ranging from coins/metals/jewels to notes of any country/state/world making them virtually the richest person in the world regardless if someone has more than them.

rich as fuck
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>>35761527
At least it's a mystical creature, for whatever it's worth.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penguin_Physiology
>pictured, my combat form
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I AM D E U S
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fortitude_Weakening
>The ability to make substances susceptible to warping, bending or breaking.

So I weaken shit.
Cool I guess.
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>>35757657
>Multiple lives
ONE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH
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>>35762129
Lot of possibility there
>trapped in jail or kidnapped? Just weaken the door/bars until you can bend it/them with your bare hands
>your captors pursue you? Turn their bones to jelly
>heavy object falling towards someone? Liquefy it.
>communist uprising building statues to their idols in your local park? Touch it and watch it crumble
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>>35757657
Archangel Physiology
What the fuck, I wanted to be able to shit out eggplants.
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>>35757657
>Effect Field Projection

So I can cast a field of whatever size I want, wherever I want. And I can give it any effect I can think of.

This is really OP, I can pretty much do whatever I want
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

bow to me
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>>35761527
jealous of your Enhanced Bite
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amphibian_Manipulation

I AM THE FROG KING
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>>35757657
>Demonic ice breath
>The ability to generate from within oneself demonic ice and release them from the mouth. Sub-power of Demonic Ice Manipulation. Variation of Ice Breath. Opposite to Hell-Fire Breath.
I'd probably use it to cool down stuff, maybe I'd be a superhero if I could find a way to use the power accordingly.
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment

I can become all the bacteria in the world? I don't even understand this one.
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>>35757657
Defunct physiology
Become an immortal clockwork monk living in the mountains, carving out a castle of stone.
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soulmate_Connection
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Ears

this is gay
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JACKPOT
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Separation
Goodbye crippling depression and anxiety.
Chaddom ahoy!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Wing_Manifestation
2edgy4me
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Positive Embodiment.
This is the most ironic thing I've seen in a while.
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>>35757657
I got solar vision what the fuck is this shit, i can basically look trought any sun in the galaxy. I guess i could have gotten something lamer, but i want something that i can kill people with
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Object immortality
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Immortality
I don't know desu
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>Supernatural Survivability

So I guess I won't be killing myself anytime soon. Fuck this gay earth
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Air Walking: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Walking

Like flying, but shitty.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Border_Manipulation

idk what to do with this power. any ideas?

it sounds cool, so i guess i would look cool doing it
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>>35757657
Doubt Manipulation.

I guess I will use it to make people question there reality and do some research of there own.
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Artistic creation. With my autistic powers anything i can draw will come to life. But would they be as shitty as my drawings. This is either useful or useless.
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i got hydro kinesis woo
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>>35757657
>hidebehind physiology
>play vidya and fap, sometimes transform into hidebehind for lulz
>no i don't know what the fuck is that thing supposed to be
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Negation

Honestly I'd probably just use it to gimp everyone on the road that pisses me off and shut down their engines.
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rope sliding...
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>>35757657
>Precise Strike
sucker punch all the bullies
I am short and thin. so kinda suits me I guess.
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>>35759688
>>35762911

>Mfw I survive at ground zero
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> life absorption
> kill anyone i feel like
> yeah as a neet i'm a drain on society anyways
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythical_Plane_Lordship?useskin=oasis

Holy shit. I'm on the level of biblical gods
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience
I honestly don't know what to do with it. Probably win all Noble prizes and a Fields medal, become a god or something else.

It does suit me perfectly since I'm a mathfag.
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Supernatural intelligence

I'd continue shitposting and playing vidya
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shapeshifting
I could look anyway I want.
I guess it suits me so I could change anyway I feel
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Use my powers to give every robot a qtgf

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Red_String_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
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>>35757657
Wait, does everyone get a superpower randomly chosen for each person, or do we all get the same one?
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>>35757657
Fight me fuckers.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Slicing


I also got this from a second roll
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement
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>>35763462
become a qt gril and live life on easy mode!
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Finally become A E S T H E T I C
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poetry_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
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>Xenopsychic Reality Warping
>The user can alter the fabric of reality via the thoughts and imagination of others, rather then themselves. Using their thoughts, they can bring whatever they were thinking at the time to life.
Even in this superpower life, I will still be cucked.
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>>35763600
you must be legit autistic
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Godhood

Does this mean I can make myself a cute gf and a pile of money? that's all i'd really need.
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>>35757657
Power warping
you're all BTFO
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warping
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment
At last, being an unwashed NEET neckbeard has paid off.

I'll control bacteria to weaken or kill those who are detrimental to society (Putin, Bannon, and Trump come to mind), and I'll guide their evolution to produce strains which can digest waste and live symbiotically with algae or whatever to produce fuel and solve our dependence on dirty power, and to help crops grow in arid or inhospitable regions plagued by food insecurity.
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>Mystic Object

Basically I have become a wizard. A-all that training was worth it haha
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>>35763743
Just think about a world where everyone has the useless superpower, like the ability to hear cheese aging.
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>>35757657
>Consumption mimicry

>tfw everyone would say I suck dick if I was acting like a jerk
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Multiverse Destruction

Everyone BTFO!!!
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Omnireplication, my clone army will take over this world.
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Alien physiology
>can turn into an alien
>basically get any power
Pretty dope. I can change my looks into a really cool creature as well as do whatever really.
Fits me, as I'm generally the outcast of the outcasts. Alien works pretty well.
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Wing Manifestation

I'm a fucking angel
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>>35758425
Night vision won't work In absolute darkness.

Thermal, on the other hand.

Also, I didn't read it. But you could probably get a pair of thermal vision goggles, go into a location, black out the entire place and proceed to wreck havoc.
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>>35763883
still beat by>>35763798
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>get healing factor nullification
>literally only useful to fuck up niggas with healing factor
>no one in thread rolled healing factor

Guess I'll just go jerk off.
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Disgusting Aura
>The ability to project an aura of grossness and disgust.

Oh, so nothing's changed then.
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rainbow generation...

fuck
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I got water walking

>become a world renowned fisherman
>might even live at sea with this power
>can escape to sea whenever I want without having to swim
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>>35757657
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Limb_Generation
This is a cool power, but it could easily be used to make dicks, I think.
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Molecular Reconstruction

Do whatever the fuck I want. Basically can take a pile of shit and make anything I want as long as I know how

Suits me well
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>>35757657
You know I was going to complain but,

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Wing_Manifestation?useskin=oasis

Still, this is only useful for looking like a badass.

The superpower I want is organic manipulation.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Foreign_Material_Manipulation

What the fuck is this? Can one of you nerds explain what I can do with this dumb power?
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Creation
Am going to make a planet for me and fuck off from earth, then when earth get too fucked up am gonna sell planets, i'll be rich as fuck man
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suffering_Empowerment

This will work out well
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>>35764300
Sounds like at your most powerful, you have complete control over everything that is not your body. Including taking apart and rearranging. Otherwise, best you can do is fight angels, demons, and take control over meteorites.
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi-Weapon_Wielding
Not only am I a failure in life, I'm a failure in fantasy too
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>>35764300
>able to create and control matter that does not exist in this universe.
Who's the real nerd? You can't do anything, because there is no matter that doesn't exist in this universe in this universe. Fuck you. I'm not a nerd.
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>>35764300
It's one of those meme powers where the only limit is your imagination, sounds like a hassle.
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>get vaewolf physiology as super power
>literally gayest super power imaginable
>literally edgy vampire tween dream werewolf faggot abomination
>only one thing left to do now
> find silver stake and end miserable existence
>tfw even life with super power I am a worthless cuck
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>>35757657

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Patience_Manipulation

Well fuck, how the fuck would I even take advantage of something as stupid as this?
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>>35764431
Force others to wait so patiently for anything that they do nothing for extended periods of time.

Force others to be so impatient they fail at anything they do and or lose interest immediately.
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Interstellar Travel (Space Travel)

I would fucking zoom through space and find huge meteoroids made of diamond and become rich. I will be free!

It suits me super well.
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>The user can forcibly remove possessing entities (ghosts, demons, etc.) from the body, object or the location they are possessing/haunting.

Who wants to trade?
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>>35763798
what kind of bullshit is that!?
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>Mental assimilation
You gonna get Reiped
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>imperceptibly
>steal anything and everything I want
>maybe cope a feel of some hot dudes idk
>suits p good I just want free stuff and I have anxiety
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>>35757657
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Whip_Generation

it's ok i guess
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Energy_Manipulation

Im basically god now.


User can create, shape and manipulate the physical energies, ie. natural energies that may exist in potential, kinetic, thermal, electrical, chemical, nuclear, or various other forms.
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>>35757657
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lie_Manipulation

No fucking clue what I can do with this, seems like a useless as fuck superpower.

Unless I can make people believe the lies they tell me, so I can ask a grill if she loves me, and she'll lie and say yes, then believe it?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lens_Manipulation
yay now I can open a lens repair shop
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Freeze vision

Would freeze any girl I wanted, somehow get them home, wait for them to thaw out and warm up, and fuck the living shit out of them.

Would also freeze some normie scum from time-to-time

Would freeze chad's and stacy's

Pic related
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>>35757657
>Self-Disintegration
>return to nothingness
>suits me to a T
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Healing?useskin=oasis

All the gains and vampires are mine!!!!!!!!!!
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