>Finally obtain gf >sexy time >penis wont stay fully

>>35756328
stop watching so much porn anon

stop watching pron and adjust your diet. eat more tomatoes and eat less beans

>>35756328

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVXzT_RBxFk

>>35756328
you're gay. penis is repelled by vagina.

First time nervousness. Practice will help. Practice jerking off with a condom on. Practice putting on a condom fast and smooth. Take a viagra or cialis first.

>>35756381
I'm only 21, should I really be taking viagra or cialis? HOW DO I SNAP THE CYCLE OF NERVOUSNESS

d00d it's fine, it's normal for that to happen for the first time.

keep trying it'll work eventually and then you'll never have the problem again, guaranteed.

source: happened to me

>>35756554
Take a pill if you have to. It'll stop being an issue once you do it, probably just nerves cause first time. Though honestly I do have trouble sometimes but for some reason it's only when I fuck ugly girls. Like when I'm drunk I can't get off and just go soft but if I'm sober I get off in like 30 seconds. Probably for the best tbqh famalam.

>>35756328
Completely normal, you have to be relaxed. It helps if the girl is your gf.
I tried to insert it inside this girl, failed all 4 times we tried in a week. Needless to say she is not my gf and that I moved across the country in hope not to see her again.
The feeling of wanting to die goes away after a few months.

>>35756946
Jesus, I have to live like this for months?

Well...gas station pill it is

>>35756365
kek/10

made me kek

>>35757097
protip: those things are very questionable, anon

don't blow your heart up accidentally in the quest for vagina it isn't worth it

think of all the digital vaginas you'll miss out on dude

>>35756328
This happened to me when I drank.

>>35757426
Would be a fitting end for me tbqhf. Or any robot

>>35757519
"anon's eyes closed slowly as he reflected on all the hot tiddies he will miss out on due to his heart exploding. his QTGF is literally already in the supple arms of another man. as anon draws his final breath, he laments only one thing: he wasted his finer years shit posting on a frog obsessed image board"


don't let this be your final paragraph, anon

>>35756328
Serves you right for trying to become a normal

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35757825
we should always strive to help our brothers egress into normalcy, this is the wrong attitude

>>35756328

>go to insert penis

If you inserted it you aren't a virgin anymore.

>>35758044
Where's your reading comp. He said he tried to put it in and it was too soft to penetrate.

>>35758044
The whole point of this post is because i didnt fag

OKAY so i had a couple seconds of penetration the first and second time but i barely even thrusted. ;___; doesnt count familia

>>35756328
Stop watching porn. Literally 1 week of no porn will fix your dick. Don't jack off for that week either.

>>35758139

>>go to insert penis

It's more of a neutral thing, he could've put it in

As he said in the spoiler tag>>35758192

>>35758213
I tried this, thought id be good for yesterday night and i wasnt.... thats why i made the thread.

OP have you tried watching porn with her to get your willy into drive gear then pounding until it sounds like someone slapping meat cuts together? your dick has stage fright it's fine

I had the same problem the first few times I tried to have sex. The secret is to stop masturbating and ignore all porn for at least 3 days.

>>35758569
>watch porn together
Next time i guess we'll try this. Havent watched any in like a week and some change.

Where do you get Viagra?

>>35757825
you smell like a wannabe robot, anon, explain yourself. this isn't a meme board

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>>35759185
IVE BEEN FOUND OUT.

I actually am monitoring this thread because similar issues

>>35759309
begone, outlander

>>35758635
be careful not to make an implication you're more into the porn than the hole you're parking your dick in, that will cause fights

Been there done that

>>35756328
You have stage fright after building up to this moment for so long. The more comfortable you get with her, the easier it will get.

>>35759381
thank you for finishing the foe, anonymous

>>35759522
just doing my part to keep the gene pool clean

>>35756328
Stop thinking about sex and just do it fag

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>finally obtain gf
>notice my attraction to basketball americans

send help, at least college basketball is almost over

>>35760265
do you mean you're attracted to actual basketball or basketball players

don't mince words anon

>>35760265
...w-wait... Men or women?

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>>35756328
Jelqing breh. Believe in the Jelq

Omg this is me. Finally meet a girl.
The same thing happened the first time then we try again 2 weeks later and the same fucking thing happens. I never saw her again after that. The next two weeks after that i wanted to jump off a bridge. Its been 3 weeks now since this happened. Thank you for making this thread iam not the only fuck up in this world

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>>35762575
Mann this feeling is absolutely terrible. Or never wanted to off myself more than after this.

Hopefully it's over soon

>>35762632
Thanks, its definitely the worst feeling ive had since i can ever remember.

Almost a month has past and ive mostly gotten over it but sometimes i still have those feels

>>35762849
Have you tried again since with a different grill?

Also, have you fapped since?

I literally haven't thought about sex or my dick since.

>>35756328
Stop watching porn Fagget that's causing your problems

This happened to a buddy of mine OP, the doctors all reccomended that he kill himself. As there was no cure for his impotence at such a young age. He's dead now.

>>35756328
>asking robots about sex

>>35763022
And they said western medicine doesnt work, hah!