fem"bots", what's stopping you from riding Chad's

Chads don't like fat unhygienic girls.

>>35756245
Sauce? #-#"originol

No sex drive. No point in going out just to fuck

>>35756474
you'd be surprised


also you can fix hygene ez

>>35756245
Casual sex is boring when I can get it at any time.

>>35756490
asexual?
I recently realized I was this (thanks tumblr)

>>35756245
What makes you think Chad has no standards?
He can have anything he wants, he is no different from Stacy, you know?

Also, I just want a caring bf, not sex...

>>35756474
literally take a bath
>chads dont like fat girls
if you happen to be the closest girl around for a quick fuck they'll probably have no problem with your blubber rolls

>>35756721
just get a beta robot as an emotional bf so you can cry to his shoulder about your dad issues while you have sex with your sexual bf aka chad

>>35756721
All Chad wants from you is sex
All your "caring" bf ultimately wants from you is sex

Might as well fuck Chad

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>>35756811
>the average """""fembot""""" rationalizing her hypergamy

>>35756245
I severely resent most women. But i do feel bad for the overweight, unattractive, social outcast women, they have it just as bad if not worse due to the fact that women are largely valued for there outer appearance which certain women lack. With that being said i've seen some incredibly ugly women who haven't had problems finding a bf.
>be me in highschool
>300lb freckled ginger female
>Has 2 boyfriends who constantly fighting for her honor

>>35756879
To clarify im not the 300lb freckled femal
It was something i just witnessed

>>35756721
>Also, I just want a Chad bf
Fix'd

I have a boyfriend I love and I'm not interested in cheating

>>35756945
you'd cheat in a heartbeat if some Chad showed you his abs

Everybody told me I had to date my best friend five years ago so I did what they said.
It's been around five years and everybody tells me I gotta marry him, so if he asks I'll just do that.
If I was unfaithful he'd blow my brains all over a wall.

I hate men and I never want to date one ever again.

>>35756245

Chad doesn't want to fuck a fembot unless he's drunk and they're a last resort.

>>35757487
You think that doesn't already happen every day?

>>35757534

Depends on how attractive you are. If you're ugly, probably not.

>>35756503
Was a side effect from medication for a long time.
Now.. bored of fucking. It's just dangerous in the disease sense and makes me feel more lonely. Want a boyfriend not an annoying horny shit head.

>>35757487
Nah, I don't even like abs, I'm more attracted to feminine features.

>>35756739
>if you happen to be the closest girl around for a quick fuck they'll probably have no problem with your blubber rolls

Chad here; can confirm.

>>35756245

There is really nothing attractive about a typical "Chad". I do not like muscles on guys, nor arrogant attitudes. I tend to prefer lankier guys

>>35757523
Why do you hate men? Why wouldn't you date me?

>>35757634
>chad with long hair

>>35756474
I daresay the first post is indeed the best post

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>>35756474
>mfw fembots would immediately go chad the second they could

>>35757704
Chad implies strong, traditional masculine features. My idea of a perfect guy is much different than any kind of Chad. Also long hair on guys is gross, it's medium length that's good. Too far down the neck gets a bit much

>>35757610
Well, lucky for you that I just happened to stumble across this thread then.

>>35757670
Sounds like sour grapes, honestly

>>35757670
T. Fat ugly bitch

>>35757760

It's not, the idea that girls like "muscles" is purely a male fantasy. They don't. Besides, it's honestly not hard to get muscular guys to sleep with you, you should know that most guys will fuck pretty much anyone.

>>35757809
I like muscular guys though... :(

>>35757760
Not really. Guys always seem to think women are attracted to the beefiest, most ripped guys there are but in reality that just isn't true. Yeah, nobody wants a slob, being fit to a degree is definitely appreciated but muscleguys aren't hot. Whenever I see a generic Chad I instantly think of a cow for some reason. Like a dumb animal

>>35756245
Lol nothing "fembots" here are full of shit.

>>35757862
That's rude as fuck. I've met a dumb beef headed Chad, but you know what? He was fully aware of being a dumbass, it made him sad and insecure.
The poor bastard was struggling to read at a high school level in college- it's not like the stupid choose their shortcomings any more than the crippled or ugly you evil little bitch.
It's a bigger hamper on their lives than your fat ass is on your life, which you could just fucking walk off.
Short sighted, heartless cunt.

>>35757699
Can't trust any of you. I don't want to waste my time seeing if you're an exception.

>>35757912
>I don't want to waste my time seeing if you're an exception.
So I'll shorten my lifespan by a considerable percentage as an old unloved crone! That sounds like a satisfying life to lead!

>>35757910
I'm not saying they're worse off for being muscular. Obviously there's no real correlation between physical strength and intelligence. It's just a first impression type thing. I also think i'ts funny when robots try to act all high and mighty when you're doing the exact thing I'm doing. Don't be so vain

>>35757943
Anon don't you understand she wants a passionate Chad.

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>>35756245
>ugly
>hate normies and chads
>unable to ''cheat'' on the idea of my oneitis
>prefer 2D
>asexual
>kind of gay

>>35757943
Do us both a favour and find a girl that's better than me.

>>35757967
I said I hate men. Chad is a man

>>35757514
>peer pressure made you get a boyfriend
>peer pressure made you accept marriage
>peer pressure is probably going to make you have a kid or two
Can you think for yourself or what?

>>35756245
He doesnt wann my puss ):

>>35757752

Lucky ? Huh?

>>35758014
>make decisions for self
>everybody gets pissed as hell
>usually outcome is worse than the group consensus outcome
>the only positive aspect is being able to puff up your chest and declare that while you fucked up, you fucked up in "your way"

>>35758013
you'd hatefuck Chad then. Even SJW lesbian feminists want to ride Chad

>>35757952
well, we can because we are robots, unlike females that can not be robots, all im saying is that you should get the fuck out of this board you roastie scum

>>35758187
Not her but I'm a chad-hater and I harbor no lust for Chad.

>>35758437
What a chad to you anon?

>>35757747
It's not like any robot wouldn't fuck Stacy the second he could. We're just not dumb enough to want a relationship with her though.

>>35758452
A popular normie with good looks and an outgoing personality. I don't think chad-dom can be limited to jocks, but a lot of them have a muscular physique.

>>35758517
I suppose that's fair to say..

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Posted this story before, but
>One-sided awful "relationship" with Chad as a high school freshman
>Pop out baby girl 9 months later
>Want to give her up for adoption but parents ask to raise her
>She thinks I'm her big sister
>Go off to college
>She's super qt but I just don't feel maternal instinct when I see her, it's more like a cute puppy or kitten

Life is weird. Thank you for reading I guess. I hope you have a good day.

>>35758590
No offense but why would you put yourself through pregnancy and birth for nothing? You're a person, not a brood sow.

>>35758670

Parents are super religious and hate abortion. Pretty common here in the midwest.

>>35758670
>You're a person, not a brood sow.
>being this reddit

>>35758590
What happened to Chad?

Bloxx

>>35758700
Fuck, I'm sorry anon. May I ask what it was like? The pregnancy and birth?

>>35756245
Chad doesnt want me. :(

>>35758721
Sorry, I'm antinatalist and tokophobic. I can't wrap my head around anything like that.

>>35758723

I heard he's a senior at this expensive overrated private college in our state. Hasn't attempted contact or anything.

I'm extremely immature and don't deal well with sexual situations of any kind :D

>>35758734

Pregnancy:
>Super constipated
>No puking like you see in movies at least
>Clumsy/always bumping into things since my mental concept of myself didn't include the bump
>Lots of strawberry-banana smoothies
>Lots of side-eyes and tsk tsking from rando busybody ladies.
>Guys still looked me up and down and tried chatting me up, did not expect that

Birth:
>Super painful but epidural
>She came out in 3.5 hours, nice of her
>You actually have to push out all the nasty placenta and goo after the baby is out

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>>35756245

Chad can only have sex with so many girls a week. The ugly girls can't fit into his schedule. And they refuse to settle with a beta male.

>>35758847
I have nightmares about giving birth.

>>35758847
>Guys still looked me up and down and tried chatting me up, did not expect that

Well if you're already pregnant you can't get pregnant again so maybe they think you'll let them fucc no condom.

>>35758847
c -sections for the win!!!!!!!!

also i drank lots of chocolate milkshakes. and raisin bran / banana nut crunch cereal. good times. kinda. boy was 9lbs 15 oz and is now like 5'2 at 9. he's going to become a super tall 6'5 HANDSOME chad. how does it feel small boy anon losers. RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35758891

I kinda waffle back and forth on the issue. Like, the childfree thing doesn't seem as cool as it used to and part of me is glad the genes are going on, you know?

Hypothetically, would you want a kid if there was zero pain?

>>35758962

I asked about one and they said they hurt worse. Maybe they were lying though. I've heard they're really trying to roll back elective ones.

Congrats on your son, btw.

>>35756245
>implying they aren't riding Chad rn

>>35759084

some of them aren't good enough for chad. chad already has 15 girlfriends. these girls get angry so they become lesbians.

>>35757523
feminism.jpeg

>>35757670
imsaltythatchadwontfuckmebutiwillstillneverdatearobot.jpeg

>>35759070
I would adopt a kid, yeah. No pain and no pregnancy. I have severe gender dysphoria and tokophobia but I don't want to rule out having kids because my partner wants them.

>>35759091
Chads are sex addicts, they'll fuck anything with two holes. I remember many of the jocks in my HS would have ugly gfs. There was no ugly guy with a gf.

>>35758127
He's facelessly hitting on you on an anonymous imageboard

never change /r9k/

>>35757943
This is the same life many robots live and even want to live

>>35758127
he's asexual you're asexual....do I really need to explain further

>>35758150
That's better than being in a loveless marriage and eventually having children with someone you grow to resent

>>35757773

Sorry she's not Ciara, anon.

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>>35758150
I hope you burn you stupid fucking roastie.