>be me >conservative fembot >questioning if im a lesbian

the first step is posting tits

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it's alright op, girls can love girls

>>35756151
Whats wrong with liking girls more then guys ?

Have you tried looking at my dick? It's pretty nice looking, it'll keep you straight.

>>35756151
I mean I don't get how anyone is attracted to males in the first place

You're just an INTP attracted to feminity, big deal
Find an ENFJ guy

Liking guys is gay, you aren't a fucking faggot, are you?

>>35756198
what makes an enfj guy so special?
>>35756225
im a girl

>>35756261

Lusting after guys is always gay you disgusting fag.

>>35756195
But cocks, anon

>>35756261
>what makes an enfj guy so special?
If you're INTP, you basically have a disposition of "REEEEE" towards motherly figures and feminity

Looking on the childish side of the type, they're very selfish and absorbed in the idea of disassociation

Usually guys are INTPs and it's easier to live neglecting feelings and being stoic, cause that's manly

ENFJ is essentially a sort of reverse INTP, in that they suck at impartial reasoning on its own but a sense of presense and caring fills that void present in people who neglect themselves.

Basically if you're hard as nails you want to be coddled a bit, and ExFJ types are the ones who are professionals at doing so (while needing your help on the rational calm side of things)

Women in general embody a bit of the Fe charm and validation INTPs need in their lives, but the default disposition is to neglect it instead of imbrace. (Like accepting it compromises your character)

So it feels guilty wanting it, so I imagine most INTP females are lesbian cause they don't give a shit about what society dictates as the norm and girls are hot

That's supposing you are INTP, but if you're on this site I suppose it's likely

>>35756151
Become bisexual master race.

>>35756151
date feminine guys because you are attracted to femininity

>>35756363
it's not that easy

gay/ weak guys are not attractive. Guys who are good at finding out what's worth caring about and capable of motivating others to do something are your go to.

The types that are secretly a bit too invested in things and want everything to turn out great for everyone.

Not "oooo look at these nice shoes" loose wrist feminity.

>>35756343
i see. thanks for the descriptive answer. yes, im an intp.

>>35756151
By falling in love with a Conservative robot.

Bby, I can talk for hours about free market economics, the importance of strong social institutions in our communities, and the need for limited government.

Please love me. I'm so lonely.

OP, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being lesbian. If I was a chick, I would be lesbian too. Way less STDs, girls are way cuter, no chance of pregnancy, no chads. Just be lesbian if you want to. Or like both, there's nothing wrong with that either.

1. realize how comical sex is with a girl
2. realize how dysfunctional a relationship would be with another girl (there's studies to show how prone to beating the snot out of each other lesbos are)
3. realize how fruitless the relationship would be (no babbies)
4. realize how some dyke isn't going to be able to protect you from an assailant if you needed her to.

>>35756151
Stop being a faggot and you will like guys. Just that easy. No idea why you're asking robots this.

>gets called attractive
>feminine but manly at the same time
>works out often
>very conservative
>KHV

Yet you're still not my girlfriend. If you're attracted to women (because of femininity) but don't want someone weak, I'd be fairly ideal.

>>35756429
The alternative is other INTP guys/ girls

INFJ guys are just meek shitty manipulators who can run circles around you through the means of bullshit and shaming you. They can talk about topics which mutually interest you both, but you don't want to get near an INFJ until they're at least 30 years old and have gotten their heads out their asses

ENFP guys will make you depressed. They are amazing friends, literally the worst partners for an impartial INTP.

INFP is okay, similar problem to INFJ. They're really beta though, and the way they go about feeling feels way too retarded/ childish

Other INTPs you basically stop feeling alone in the universe, and learn more about yourself as well

ENTP guys are also a good option for female INTP but the relationship won't go anywhere and it would just be a series of disappointing breakups/ get back togethers. Similar problem to ENFP; zero settling, zero momentum

ISTJ might work if you like talking

ISFJ would also work well if you can convince yourself to stop being lazy half the time

ESFJ, ENFJ, and ENTJ are all great, but needs reassuring from your end.

I forgot to mention ISTP. Guy or girl you'd get along well- if you want guiltless shameless lesbian sex, ISTP girl is your best fucking bet. No mixed feelings, straight to the point, good cuddling. A relationship is kinda pointless; ISTPs don't like talking as much as INTPs do.

>>35756541
i'm a guy but please chain me to a radiator and fuck my mouth for a year

>>35756151
But who took pic?

>>35756541
im attracted to masculinity but not in the chad kinda way
i just find women more physically appealing
i like masculine men and thicc women lol

>>35756577
>>35756605
thanks a lot anon
how did you learn all of that

>>35756651
>thanks a lot anon
>how did you learn all of that
Research, real life examples, muh own feelings

Jungian Typology, MBTI, Socionics

Fun stuff to read into, especially this thing: http://falconnl.github.io/TypeSquare/

>>35756413
Well anon it depends on what you'll look like in a skirt and where you live for me to consider fucking your mouth

>>35756838
did it cure her?

>>35756863
She hasn't munched a rug since.

>>35756838

In all seriousness why the fuck did they do that to her? Was it genuinely "no doter of mine will be lesbian. I do shambok on her" or what?

Because jesus fucking christ, unless it was actually acting as a spotter for some sort of cartel murder then I feel bad for her.

>>35756151
don't
being a lesbian is god tier easymode
no having to deal with chads or annoying robots, just pure love and titties

as a recovering lesbian, there's no "quick fix"- don't try shit like sissy hypno, it'll just make things even weirder.
Find a bf you can also care about as a dear friend, make him your reason for getting better. Remember that little house full of your happy children off on the horizon one day and it will keep you from straying.

>>35757647
OP here. In all seriousness, two girls cannot fuck. It's like having two left feet, two keys and no lock, etc. It's incomplete to me even though I'm so turned on by women.

>>35757649
Are you serious?
What made you want to "recover"?

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look at sexually suggestive stuff

>>35757668
>What made you want to "recover"?
The pointlessness of lesbianism, and the fact that I was not very nice to other girls.

Get correctively raped

>>35757822
>associate dick with trauma
That sounds like it'll reeeeeeeeaaaaaally help, professor Einstein

>>35757695
how is it pointless? i think lesbian relationships are degenerate but sex is okay. im just glad im bi and not really lesbian

>>35757839
>sex without relationships
Holy shit, please put yourself in the garbage and have somebody take the garbage out to the curb to be collected.

>>35757834
By a woman

>>35756151
have you tried dick ?
lesbian doesnt exist , just so you know .

>>35757856
i dont care about lesbian sex but i wouldnt have hetero sex until im in a real long term relationship

>>35757866
>violent dyke rape
That's far too erotic.

>>35757921
It sounds less like you're bisexual and more like you're a heterosexual who happens to be hedonistic and sadistic enough to use other women as objects to rub one out on, as if they were a chair leg.
And I thought being a lesbian was bad.

>>35757975
if im straight, how would i get off to girls? i dont use girls

>>35758015
>if im straight, how would i get off to girls?
the same way dudes who use Pipedream extreme 20 pounds of pussy & ass can use one of those dismembered asses without a dismemberment fetish.
It's like you're prison gay, but instead of having only the same sex to bone you just consider wanton promiscuity with women to not count- a loophole where you smash your loop against those holes without being a technical whore.

Practice with dog

>>35756151
typical roastie trying to change themselves just to satisfy their pathological need to fit into their small village housewife stereotype

>>35758098
Oh, you'd be mad no matter what- you old so-and-so.

>>35756151
damn this bitch has disgusting fat thighs, like what the fuck does she eat? bread sandwiches eight meals a day?

>>35758057
lesbian sex isnt real anon
idg why you are bitter
im not prison gay either

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>>35756151
I'm sure you will find a solution. Asking a board of closeted men was a smart choice.

>>35756413
Until the guys who are good at that meet enough terrible people and stop caring about whether other people get what they want. If anything they actively sabotage shit for these people.

>>35758191
Because if I ever did falter and go lesbian you would really hurt my feelings.
Then I'd have to smash your fucking head against a wall.

>>35756493
that's because most lesbians are drunken surly short little men with vaginas and big chips on their shoulder, when a cutie with daddy issues falls into their trap they know it's only a matter of time until they come to their senses and leave them. So they just beat the shit out of the person until they agree to stay.

>>35756577
i think you put a bit too much stock in this meme meyers briggs bullshit.

Embrace bisexuality. You can lick a pussy now and still marry a man later.

>>35757620
it's almost like black people are barbaric in their own societies

>>35758216
Oh, you're female. Anyway, I would make it known that I don't have feelings for women. You couldn't fight me.

Women for fucking
Men for marrying

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>>35756151
Darwinism, is this you?

>>35756151
Trap threads
Fucking original

>>35757620

Niggers gonna nog
original

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Lesbianism is hallal.
Have fun inshallah

>>35758521
fuck you
im christian

>>35756151
Have threesomes. Lots of them. As you equate pleasure with penetration, over time you will become more attracted to cock.

Simple reprogram.

>>35758975
Whats wrong with you? You sure aren't Christian if your that rude everytime somebody tells a joke if u want to fuck women go ahead u don't need god permission

just kill yourself honestly

>fembot meme again
>conservative female meme
>lesbians exist meme

kys OP and anyone who fell for this

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>>35759059
Don't fucking do this

Threesomes are super degenerate and make you human garbage.

Femanon, just pray some, watch some straight porn, and talk to some nice and cute guys