>applying for student exchange in Japan >know for a fact

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>>35751459
>know for a fact that only PUA chads will do this exchange
you might be suprised

i lived with a "chad" for a semester as an exchange student in the netherlands.

this was a guy who you met and immediately you were like "oh god this fucking guy." probably like 6'3", looked like he played 9 sports and took steroids for each of them, exclusively wore clothing to show off his muscles, acted like he was the shit, etc. he was actually very nice and fairly charismatic, which enhanced the chad factor.

this motherfucker banged a grand total of one girl the entire time we were there and not for a want of trying.

i have never seen a guy strike out so many fucking times. usually they would lol at his shitty dutch and make fun of him for being american. most of the time they would just kind of humor him and visibly want him to leave. this happened at pubs, clubs, you name it. i went to all of this shit with him because what else was i going to do?

the ONLY time he got his dick wet was with an objectively unattractive club slut who spoke like 5 words of english. everything else he did was limited to making out with girls on dancefloors and not getting much further than that.

it turns out that being chad still involves a massive amount of rejection because chad literally tries to bang everyone and somehow not everyone is into that all the time.

what i'm trying to say is that you shouldn't assume chad will be banging gaijin chasers all night
if he is, ask him to show you his tricks. real chads are quite nice and would be happy to "help a bro out"

> be cool to chad
> became bros
> ask him to hook you up as a more experienced bro
> ego boost over 9000
> ???
> get laid

>>35751574
i don't want casual sex

i just want a loving gf. i honestly couldn't imagine fucking some woman i've just met.

>>35751624
omg shut up, its just your delusional virgin brain talking, of course i wanna fuck random girls

you can get laid, so your are lying to yourself "i didnt want to get laid anyway"

listen to advices

Go for it man, if Chad brings chicks home you can have a 3 way with them, its not gay as long as your balls don't touch.

>>35751730
no, it would take a lot for me to actually fuck someone i wasn't close to. i'd much rather it gradually builds up in a relationship

my automatic reaction to a girl grinding on me or kissing me for instance, is to move the fuck away. both of which have happened to me before. i'm just too autistic for casual sex and my personality is too shitty for a relationship

>>35751624
>gf
>loving
This board is 18+ :^)

>>35751459
Your only competition there will be beta jap manlets, it is very easy to get laid there even if you're no Chad. Also you can chalk up any autism or social awkwardness to cultural differences.

>>35751774
Then why the fuck are you jealous of Chad doing something you don't even want to do yourself?

>ANON IS THAT YOU? How've you been bro, still playing video games? Some things never change. I've been doing great anon, Me and Stacy are getting married! You should come to our wedding anon, Stacy has a qt nerdy NEET cousin I can set you up with anon ;^) she's kinda strange but she is sore on the eyes lmao. Anyways good seeing you brosiff. What's your number anon?

Chad is a nice guy, he just wants to help a bro out and be your friend. Let Chad enrich you and share his potential harem anon.

>>35751624
then what the fuck, who cares
you will not find your asian gf on a short exchange program to japan. you probably recognize this.

chad probably will not even bang a whole lot of random japanese girls but even if he does, so what? you say you have no interest in that sort of thing so... great for him, i guess? like, if you don't want to sleep with random japanese girls then it makes zero sense to be jealous of chad for doing that. is your issue that you are just morally disgusted by the concept of anyone, anywhere, having casual sex? just make sure you've got somewhere to go if you get sexiled

>>35751807
because it reminds me of what a dysfunctional impotent sack of shit i am.
hell, it took me until age 18 to properly get hugs from girls without squirming or trying to push them away

>>35751459
I miss Robin

>>35751893
it's hard to explain, i think it also has a lot to do me viewing it as an extremely private thing, and i want to avoid being around other people doing it
the impotency aspect as well.

The first mistake is going to Japan you fucking pussy ass bitch.

>>35751926
if your roommate is banging a girl there is pretty much no reason for you to be anywhere nearby

>>35752000
sometimes roomates fuck in front of other people from what i've heard

>>35751574

Nice fake post. Sounds like a good Disney channel movie.

>>35751574
I knew a Chadbot in college just like this. 6'2" lacrosse player, looked like a more handsome Mark Wahlberg. I don't remember him scoring a single time.

>>35752069
holy shit you autist this only happens in porn. maybe once in a blue moon a roommate pair might be degenerate enough to do this, but most normal people don't like to have sex while other people are just there hanging out.

if your roommate is going to bang someone it's on him to tell you to get the fuck out ahead of time.

>>35752095
how is any of that fake sounding. i literally experienced it.

"chad can't get laid by dutch women" would be a really weird disney movie

>>35752140
>literally only happens in porn
my friend complains that he catches his roommates fucking often and doesn't have anywhere to go because it often happens after midnight

>>35752172
this is why i said earlier to have somewhere you can go if you get kicked out due to sex

catching people banging is not the same thing as "i'm hanging out in a room and suddenly my roommate is balls deep in a girl"

post ur face and ill tell you ur chances of gettin laid
u can block out ur eyes if u want

>>35751871
this tbqh senpai. Chads r nice ppl, that's why they're so popular ;)