>people are nothing more than a game to me >spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
Nothing personal, roaches.
Heh.
we DESERVE asian gfs NOW NOW NOW
>>35750688
My neighbour is an asian cutie. I thought I had a chnace when I saw her move in until I saw her invite a chad over multiple times. I've heard them have loud sex.
>>35750573
You sound like my roommate. He thinks he's super clever or something.
>>35750573
>tfw you'll never have a cruel robot bf emotionally fuck with you and break your heart for his own entertainment
>>35750573
If this true, teach me OP.
>>35750812
This!!
Originafewk
>>35750573
Pls abuse me OP
>>35750959
>>35750831
>>35750812
>>35750878
All OP
origami
>>35750573
you sound like an enabler, its ok cause i do the same. I get a kick outta busting ppl's bubbles
Do you have any stories to tell about your manipulation and/or mindgames?
I have one
It's a story of revenge
This happened when I was 13 years old
>Be me, a 6th grade student
>I am a social outcast and nobody talks to me
>Chad and Stacy call me a weirdo and a loser
>However, that doesn't bother me because I enjoy being alone and reading books
>One day, I'm sitting in class with Stacy and Chad
>Stacy sys something like "I'm so strong haha"
>Chad always wants to show everyone that he's the strongest so he replies "no, I'm stronger".
>I realise that this is my time to strike
>Tell Chad that Stacy is actually stronger than him
>He gets mad
>Tells me that he is much stronger
>I turn around to Stacy and assure her that she is stronger than CHad
>He gets mad
>Keeps screeching and telling us how strong he is
>I ask him "Can you prove it somehow?"
>I know that he's into wrestling and martial arts
>He gets up, comes up to Stacy and grabs her by her arm
>A few seconds later, he does something and BREAKS HER FUCKING ARM
Yes, he actually broke her arm
>Stacy sits there for a second and then start screaming and crying
>A few seconds later she runs out of the class
>Chads sits down
>His face is all red
>Our classmates start entering the room
She stayed at home for a week and couldn't write or eat properly for nearly a month
>>35750988
You just don't understand women. He sounds alpha to me, he can hurt me all he wants
Not OP, but I found myself a new toy a few weeks ago.
She's 16 years old and she's basically the perfect target. She posts on Facebook about how she tried to kill herself, she's autistic and homeschooled, she has no friends, and absolutely 0 experience with other guys.
I'm slowly making her think that I like her. She's already infatuated with me, keeps talking about how handsome I am. I'm going to meet up with her and we'll start "dating", I'll pretend I love her, I'll defile her body in every way possible, then one day I'll just block her everywhere without giving an explanation.
Just thinking about how she finally thinks she's found happiness, only to have it all ripped away. And she'll be so embarrassed that I used her like the slut she is. Maybe she'll even kill herself. I'm preparing for the possibility that she kills herself by keeping our chats perfectly legal, not asking for nudes etc., just in case it gets investigated when she commits suicide.
>>35750959
I want to toy with you some more first, roach. Ha
>>35751032
Dude, you're literally insane. Post more stories if you have any.
>>35751118
This is now a cringe thread.
oregano
>>35751118
Are you cute OP? Pls let me fall in love with you
>>35750573
I read Machiavelli one time and now I think I'm a super smart super cool manipulator but I'm actually just an autist with an inflated ego and plots as transparent as glass
>>35751185
You'll never know, roach.
Now bow to me.
>>35751233
Even if I'll never get to know you
I'll still treasure this moment of degradation
>>35751154
Sure thing, mate
I have another story for you
This one happened when I was 15 or 16
>Be me, a 9th grade student
>I want to see if it is possible to make a girl like me
>Pick a target in my class
>She is a 7.5/10 girl
>A get her number and start texting
>Ask questions like "What's our math homework?" or "How's it going"
>Eventually, I start discussing personal things with her
>Make laugh by sending her jokes I found on the internet(She doesn't know that)
By that point, it was obvious that she likes me
>Fast forward a few months, I call her and tell her that I want to ask her out
>She goes crazy
>Says yes
>The next day, I meet her in class and tell her that this whole thing is a mistake and we should forget about it
>Then, I tell her that I don;t have any feelings for
>She starts crying
>I stand there, trying to hide my inner satisfaction
She remained sad for a while and all of her friends hated me. Graduating from high school was great because it allowed me to mess around with new people.
>>35751233
You can't hurt smartman like that.
It's time for you to be vanquished
I am the light you cannot see, bound to be better than thee
>>35751370
>got a gf
Not so fast, normalfag scum
Pepe and I have fused in order to kick your ass, prepare for death, but remember that our abilities are now off the charts, and stand no chance of surviving.
>>35751432
As-Salam-u-Alaikum, my friend
I'm sorry, but I can't let you do this.
Prepare to meet Allah.
>>35751468
The triumverate has been engaged, I, lineman, have arrived, completing the trio that will erase your existence. Any last words?
>>35751493
>Any last words?
Dodge this, infidel.
>>35751549
I, Lightning man, have come to help out the triumverate. At light speed, I came in to pull them out of the way of your attack at the last second. I have trained for thousands of years under the Electricity God, Archdeacon Michael Pence, and have gained the ability to move faster than the speed of time. My electric attacks can travel across dimensions and planes and hit you from all angles. Prepare to get shocked!
This is why I love the real /r9k/.
You virgin fucks bring the light to this normalcancer board
>>35751605
My friend, there is no need for violence. We can embrace Allah's wisdom together.
This is literally the most autistic thread I've ever seen in my 8 years on 4chan
>>35751657
I am above him, I am the creator of all your thoughts and actions, I control everything. What you did to smartman back there, cannot be forgiven, you will be erased from existence and everyone and everything's collective memories and conscious. My mouth is already dripping with your blood, it's too late for you, look at your severed neck.
>>35751743
My friend, you are lying. Nobody is above Allah, He is the only God there is. The sooner you accept the better. You will be able to move on with your life and find peace when you finally accept Allah into your life.
>>35751789
It is over. I, Lord of the abyss, the anticreator, the only person who can oppose the Creator of the Cosmos, have come in order to suck you down into the fiery dark abyss, say goodbye to the feeling of comfort and happiness forever, you are doomed to torment for eternity. It's too late for you, the black flames and smoke are already encircling you as I drag you down before your eyes, you can barely see me anymore because I am travelling at a speed incomprehensible to the human mind. You can only see my afterimage because I allow you to, because I willed it.
>>35751847
Why are you always so angry and full of hatred? Come, we can eat kebabs and discuss religion. There is no reason for us to fight, brother.
>>35751880
It's too late, I've already possessed you and made you tie a handkerchief around your mouth, suffocating you since you have no nose. Then, out of extra precaution, made you slit your throat with your own knife. You were a fool to challenge the order of the underworld :]
>>35751632
>>35751725
This is the only place you can get the real deal my guys :}}}
>>35752006
That was a hologram, my infidel child.
>>35752006
Alright, I'm going home. I've tried to befriend you but it all falied.
This is so sad.
>>35750573
please teach me your ways, sensei
I have seen this thread so many times.
You are the most insecure fuck here. Trying to post about how you don't care in a circle jerk type thread.
Saddest thing here next to trap threads.
>>35752067
>>35752070
Dopplegangers mean nothing to me, I shall now sick the most evil creature from the darkest depths of hell on thee, it doesn't matter how many clones you have, they're all about to get shredded >:{
>>35750573
i remember this copypasta
>>35752154
Your anger means nothing to me, the slayer of normies for centuries, You are just a speck of dust, a flash in the pan to I, I who have ended billions.
>>35752279
Anger? I barely raised an eyebrow.
Tell me oh slayer one of your stories of slaying someone who is not an actual complete autist. 'Cos so far you sound like... well... an autist.
>>35752502
My name is many, yours is none
Live a couple thousand more years and maybe you'll understand
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to keep me tame
>>35751370
>I spend months of my time to be a dick to a teenage girl once
Wow, great job Machiavelli!
>>35752527
That has to be the dumbest thing I read this month.
>>35752581
Your opinion doesn't matter, you're in my world now. Prepare for the end!
>>35752545
oh well would you look at that pic, heh.
>>35750573
ITT: Clueless faggots who aren't self aware enough to realize that they aren't as intelligent as they think they are, and are just incredible asshats
pic related it's Jozar, leader of the beta uprising and voice of r9k
>>35750573
>tfw I've used these same methods to succesfully red pill all my relatives and friend
So how was your childhood?
>>35752626
Oh my god you are such a lame fag. Are you copying this from some pseudo-satanistic page for 13 years old?
>>35752636
Man it's just a shitty story sorry to break it up to you. And your shitty atempt st ridicule won't make it better.
>>35752662
Hear hear.
I though there would be good stories here. The only one passable (and barely) was then chad-breaking-stacy one and I think OP dedinitely changed the story a bit.