Who else lazy stupid idiot who's probably gonna flunk out

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>>35749547
In what ways are you lazy and stupid?

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>>35749631
Last semester would take a while so I'll just go with what has me feeling down from this semester

>be put on academic probation because got a D in literally all my classes last semester
>do well up until early february
>have no friends at college I'm going to so pretty lonely
>friends on steam from highschool are only people I talk to except for a call from my mom on sunday who thinks I'm doing great
>they start to constantly block me I guess because I'm messaging too much and one of them says I'm annoying
>feel especially lonely so get high on benadryl because I heard that was fun on here
>do like 800 mg
>I think I nearly died or something. I was about to go beg my neighbor to take me to the ER but I passed out
>fucked up for a couple of weeks and now behind in all my classes
>finally kind of caught up on classes but failing 2 classes now
>in one of the classes I'm taking teacher allows me to redo a essay I missed over spring break
>completely neglected all work over spring break
>not only did I not do essay but I missed a homework essay in a class I was doing well in and now have a D

Now what has me really down...
>today realize I have to write an essay for a class that I have to take because academic probation
>its on having a meeting with a academic advisor
>teacher warned us multiple times over the past month to set up an appointment but I completely forgot
>cant get an appointment until next tuesday so thats another essay down the drain in a class I'm failing
>want to just fucking kill my useless self

>>35749547
Well at least you get weeded out now and weren't give false hope.

>majored in political science
>graduated with honors
>didn't network
>didn't do an internship
>didn't prepare myself for grad school
>literally a complete fucking waste of time despite applying myself.

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>>35750026
>majored in political science

>>35750135
Hey, I wrote a lot of papers. That's apparently a lot more than you can do.

What was your declared major?

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>>35750026
I'm trying to major in something useful though and I'm actually doing decent in the class that I'm in for it. I'm just fucking up on every level in every other way.

I kind of hope Trump declares war or something so I can put my education on hold and join the military so I can actually become a bit more disciplined and know what I want in life more.

>>35750184
>>35750230
me

Also you're right I hate writing papers so much.

Informatics, which from my university makes like 55,000 on average out of college so if I can just get my fucking act together maybe I can have an ok future.

I'm a lazy and stupid idiot who DID flunk out of college.

>>35750297
Op here. Can you explain what happened after? How did your parents react? WHat are you doing now?

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>>35749547
bumperino afoh;dfagohia;oihewqgwe;oih

>got a 90% on first differential equations test
I-U think I'm gonna make it

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>>35751279
thats good to hear anon

>pic related me

>>35751149
Yellow. Easy. It is the only way to manipulate people in the long term.

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>>35751149
Blue

I would get so much fucking pussy from girls thinking I'm literally superman.

>>35751149
Pink so I can pretend I'm the reincarnation of Jesus and start a new major world religion

>>35749547
Yes, have a report due by midnight which I haven't even started yet

about to drop out, filling out the form as we speak. i'm almost free, I can feel it

>>35752782
What do you plan on doing?

fdgsadgdsads

>>35753046
it's time to get a job, travel by motorcycle for a bit and form a new music project, see what happens

>>35753068
How do I do that? I hate college but if I dropped out and did that theres no way my dad would support me. How would I get enough money to eat and put a roof over my head?

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>>35749547
>tfw dropeed out 3 times already
probably will start over later this year

>>35749547
>Majored in Chem
>Did good in Chem
>Shit at trig so got poor grades in math
>Couldn't write an essay for English to save my life
>Dropped out
>Owe 20 grand
>Spent last year laying in bed posting shit on 4chan

All levels of education are free here, people are pushed heavily into doing at least upper high school or a vocational degree yet I dropped out of high school and two vocational schools so far

There is nothing I want to do and I know I can just live on government benefits so why bother?

>>35753829
WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND HOW DO I BECOME A CITIZEN OF THIS GLORIOUS NATION

>>35753221
like I said, i'm getting a job. as long as I work more than 3 days a week I can stay for now. of course a long term plan is needed.

luckily I had already gotten my rider's license a few years ago, before enrolling, as well as a bike so that's a financial breather right now. it increases your action radius a lot so there's a bigger chance of finding a proper job.

>>35749547

Hopefully, not me. Still, reporting to duty, sir.