>oneitis asks what I had for dinner >It's always the

>>35748997
say you had takeout sushi

if american say deep fried sushi

escargoyle and couscous

>what did you have for dinner anon?

just grabbed some kfc (or whatever fast food restaurant you like)

>>35749018
this is solid advice desu~~~~~~~~~~~

Either that or just tell her the truth and say you were feeling lazy and had a tv dinner and an orange

Everyone does that occasionally and at least you've got the orange so you seem less autistic than many

>>35748997
>grilled a porkchop and asparagus
If you don't know how, put the grill on medium heat, put pork on, flip every 5 minutes. After 10 minutes (2 flips) put asparagus on. Wait 5 more minutes and your food's done!
>inb4 no seasoning
I'm just giving him something basic

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>>35748997
You have girls asking what you had for dinner? You fake robots are fucking faggots. I never talk to girls, fuck you faggot, eat shit