>Watch Full House >Every single person in that show has

That's why they're on the show faggot

>yfw the average 6/10 beta male from the 1980's would be considered a 9/10 today

>>35746938

James Franco and Christian Bale have weak chins but they're also famous so FUCK YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING MONGOLOID

>but the show was in the 90s durr

No shit but even the beta dad character has a much stronger chin than I do FUCK

Strong facial features don't mean that much. I have about the sharpest cheekbones I know of and a pretty strong jawline and it doesn't do anything for me.

>>35746904

That show is god awful and almost depressingly unfunny.

What is wrong with you, anon?

>>35747209
do you look like a randomized vidya character?

>>35747246
kek pretty much. I had a shaved head for a while and people kept telling me I look like a movie villain.

>>35746904

Yeah well I have legit deformed jaws despite jaw surgery so everywhere I go I have the pleasure of being in awe at how well balanced and developed normal people are.

In a nightclub I feel like I'm surrounded by supermen.

Women hate me for anything except friendship. No surprise.

>>35747297
Post pics, I need to see an irl bond villain

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>>35747371
Sorry for the shit quality, this is the only one I could find. I've got some resting bitchface, so that didn't make me any less villainous.
This was about two years ago, and I've been growing my hair out since.

You act like it's far-fetched that EVERYONE has a strong jaw line. The show revolves around a FAMILY, it'd be weird if half of them didn't have a strong jawline. Genetics and all that

>>35747647
I can hear you monologuing about the disgusting nature of humanity and it being the reason you build your doomsday machine.
also
>this chad tier fuck is a robot
No chance in the world for the rest of us

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what a horrible show.
if you want a comfy sitcom that still has some respectability, watch the early seasons of Malcolm in the Middle. True master race.

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>>35747692
>joey
>part of the family

>>35747743
Was he not? Shit IDK. I know there was that stupid cunt Kimmy but I thought everyone else was related

>>35747647

Only on /r9k/ could someone fuck up life having a face like that.

>>35747801

There were lots of people who weren't part of the family and they looked like Stacys and Chads you dense fuck

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>>35747647
Pls assassinate all the chads

>>35747841
Well shit I know that not everyone in the show was part of the family dumbass. I'm saying that the main focus of the show was on a family. Of COURSE they're all gonna have similar jawlines, they're related, it'd be weird as fuck if one family member didnt

>>35747647
Are you a neo nazi? You look like a neo nazi

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>>35747695
>>35747841
More than looks being a robot is inside us guys.
Here is a quick one I snapped of old reliable and me. We're all in this alone together.

>>35747915
>god tier face that looks like it could break fists
>the sadness in the eyes
Even in the bodies of chad we are not free from this suffering

>>35747883
kek that's exactly why I grew my hair out. I loved having a shaved head but people were either giving me the bird or asking how they could help build the fourth Reich.

>>35747949
>asking how they could help build the fourth reich
>not gassing the norman

>>35747942
>>35747915

You guys are both retarded. Literally the only reason I come her is I'm short and ugly with a deformed face and a bunch of health problems.

>>35747971
So you're entirely capable of interacting with other human beings and can easily talk to women? You're a fully and completely socially developed person with zero insecurities? You slay puss daily and work at wendies making 8 million an hour?

>>35747915

I'm going to use your picture for a tinder experiment motherfucker

>>35747866

>it'd be weird as fuck if one family member didnt

No its not you fucking retard. There's people who don't get the desirable genetics from their family whether its height, eyes, teeth, jawline, hairline etc. It wouldn't be fucking weird because its more common than you think. Fucking brainlet.

>>35748011

I interact with people every day. I work with people. I make lots of money.

I'm short and ugly with health problems so no I don't slay puss daily.

When I get home I rest on the couch by necessity and have nothing to do but post on here.

If I was good looking like that I'd just make a Tinder account and have girls on phone order.

yes, actors in general look better than the average person

looks are important for everyone, nobody likes a ugly person unless they are exceptionally talented or charismatic. as sad and cynical as that sounds, its true

>>35748062

Dude it was a TV show.

>OMG EVERYONE ON A TV SHOW IS GOOD LOOKING!

Have you watched an episode of Supernatural? Those guys are both 6'+ ultraChads.

That's what sells. Name 10 big box office movies recently that weren't loaded with Chad and Tyrone actors.

Chads run the world.

>>35748076
>he thinks looking good makes you less violently autistic
you're a failed normie faggot who will never know what its like to look at a happy couple and not only know you'll never have that, but not even be able to comprehend how a relationship works. Kill yourself midget boy

>>35747915
>>35747647

im sure youre just trolling us like that sushibro meathead

kys

>>35748107

I actually do empathize with legit autists. I know one and he's awkward/weird as fuck.

It's a real mental disability.

>>35748135
>social signaling here
Fuck off muh I know one, its a serious thing this isn't facebook norman reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35748225

I have no idea what you're talking about. Real autism is a real problem/disability.

Most people on here who claim they have "autism" are just anxious or depressed or have given up on life because they're lazy.

If someone has REAL autism then I do sympathize, because they will have as difficult a time as being short and ugly like me in many ways.

>>35748281
>fug those weirdos who claim to have """"autism"""
>they are just lazy sad losers
>unlike me for I am the epitome of robot and like a autismlord
Nice reddit spacing nigger.
>roma street sign captcha
degenerates like you belong on a cross

>>35748329

I don't believe in "robots" and I don't have autism.

I'm just short and ugly with a deformed face and a lot of medical problems.

>>35748436
So you don't belong here you normie fuck, get fucking out.
I bet you're not even a virgin you raging nigger

>>35748461

I'm a wizard. Do you think this is an "autism speaks" website? Do you know what it's like to be short, ugly, ethnic, and have lived most of your life in chronic pain?

>>35748489
>ethnic
lol nigger
others yes, slipped disc and chrons, ugly mug and 5'3"

>>35748549

Well then yeah you got fucked too. What do you win? What do I win? Nothing.

>>35748572
I win being fucking right, fuck off and die reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35748581

You really need to find a better way to channel your anger.

>>35748630
>implying theres an end to the ree
>implying theres an outlet better than here

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>>35748111
I guess I should be flattered you cocksucker.
>>35748107
Honestly I'm pretty well adjusted. I just share a lot of interests with you and like seeing the sort of weapons grade autism you can't find anywhere else,.
>>35748436
Strong facial features are just facial features is what i came into this thread to say though man. If all you do is post on 4chan then it doesn't matter if you're ugly or not.

>>35748549

Get an inversion table. In the meantime you should be able to get some hydrocodone or oxycodone from the doc. I have a couple of fucked discs hitting my spinal cord and 3 bulging discs in my lower back. Painkillers are like the only reason to live.

>>35748678

Go fuck yourself. I hate people like you.

>It's just facial features man, no big deal

Meanwhile I've had my jaws sawed/disassembled/reassembled once and I need another 3-4 procedures to just look average.

Seriously go fuck yourself

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>>35748017
nothing gets the ladies like a noose in the background

>>35747647
>>35747915

You do look a bit cockeyed but I still have a hard time believing you fit in here. You could easily do male modeling if you wanted for easy money.

>>35748719
Sorry man, what do you want me to do about it? I didn't do shit other than be born. I'm just saying that motivation to do anything is worth ten times more than anything else. If you're a boring lazy bastard you're still a boring lazy bastard if you look decent.
>>35748843
Jesus fucking christ I can't even fit in on r9k. Kek maybe man. But I'm 6' and like 120 lbs. so they'd really have to be after the holocaust victim look.

>>35749032
>If you're a boring lazy bastard you're still a boring lazy bastard if you look decent.

Doesn't matter. If you're good looking you can still have anything you want in life. Just make a Tinder and you can have all the girls you want.

All I get is rejection.

>>35749085
>anything you want in life
>all the girls you want
If all you want is poon then you're in for some shit anyway man. I don't have a tinder account, and I haven't dealt with girls in a long time. Getting action is nice but let me tell you, the amount of dumb horse shit you have to deal with skyrockets.
>>35748017
kek just saw this one. You'll have to tell me how it turns out.

>>35748678

You sound like the type of person who overexaggerates their problems

>Week old friend stops talking to you
>WAHHH no one wants to talk to me
>Friends with benefits doesn't want to be your gf
>WAHHH no girls like me foreve alone

Kill yourself

>>35747647
Yo Niko

>>35747647
Legit Agent 47's autistic brother.

>>35747915
have you tried talking to a girl once, chad?

>>35749336
And you sound like the kind of person who goes on 4chan to bitch about their problems when half of the people here probably have it as bad or worse.
I'm just trying to tell you that girls aren't all they're cracked up to be. It's just the lizard brain telling you you need to find something to fuck. Odds are you'll enjoy skyrim more than actually talking to a girl if you stop obsessing over it. I know I enjoy vidya more than ladies most of the time. You don't have to talk to vidya in the morning.

>>35749559

Yeah yeah sure keep telling us how you're one of us because your life is just so "miserable". If anything, you're the little bitch here trying to act like you have it just as bad as us with your petty problems. Fucking loser.

>>35749652
Look man, you can hate on me all you want, idgaf, I take my own advice and sit around and play video games and I damn near enjoy my life. I never said my life was that miserable.
My point is crying about no gf isn't doing shit for you so why not just try to enjoy what you've got (a steady job, if single probably enough money to buy all the video games you want) or fucking kill yourself if you can't?
>>35749552
Yeah I can talk to girls fine, no really serious spaghetti, I just would rather not. I'm not incredibly interested in one night stands at the moment, and I'm not a very interesting person so anything more than that would take more effort than I'm willing to put in right now. So I live my life of junk food and video games and find it isn't that bad.

>>35749866

>crying about no gf isn't doing shit for you

What's with all these assumptions? Never once did I mention crying about not having a GF you fucking retard. I'm calling you out because you somehow think you're a robot despite having good facial features. That's like being rich and going to some starving hobo and telling him that you understand what they're going through. You then have the audacity to say that you're a hobo as well while man is starving. It isn't cute. It isn't hilarious. Its fucking pathetic and you should stop.

Anyone ever find a good website for ugly people to hang out on?

Feel like there's forums for everything but not that.

>>35749972
The only reason anyone in this thread has given that good facial features is helpful is to pick up chicks, so if that isn't your issue are your jimmies so rustled about anyway?
I can interact with people just fine, but I get no joy from it and so I live in isolation and go through the motions when I have to. How is that not legitimate? I like talking to people on here and I've been doing it for years, and as soon as I upload a pic people lose their shit.

>>35750163

That's not the only benefit of being good looking. You also can get to look in the mirror without being disturbed by how messed up your face is, strangers are nicer to you, people will trust you more, it's easier to keep friends and get invited places, and you have the constant reassurance that you are only alone by choice and will always have lots of options in life.

>>35750201
Basically it makes it easier to be social. I'm not really sure what you mean about lots of options. Maybe if you're really good looking. I might not be your average sperg, but I'm nothing special. Either way when you're an introvertit doesn't really matter. Except apparently to make the people you identify with distrust you.

>>35750201

Also you can go places without feeling inferior (eg. bars and clubs) and having people avoid you, girls and strangers will make eye contact on the street and even smile at you, people won't avoid you in public, and you get better job opportunities.

>>35750317

Stop playing down how good looking you are. It just makes those of us who are ugly feel even uglier. No one's ever told me I could be a model. Someone's told you that ITT.

>>35750364
I have strong bone structure but I'm downright emaciated. Probably why my face is so pronounced in the first place.
Either way, if I don't find social situations pleasant none of that really matters.
I can understand the job thing though. But I feel like looking alright is half as important as being well groomed. It would make a difference though.

>>35750585

I've weighed anywhere from 100 lb to 160 lb and my face looks like shit at every weight because I have deformed jaws.

Being ugly is a curse that haunts you every day of your life.

>>35750659
I get that man. And I am sorry you have to deal with it. But I really do think that a large part of life is what you make of it. And if you can't change something then you only hurt yourself by letting it fester.
I'm not trying to throw a lot of zen bullshit at you, but I guess that's kind of how it's turning out. Just trying to say that you have the decision to deal with a shit roll or let it deal with you. There isn't much I can do for you except tell you I'm pulling for you.

You guys need to let up on that dude who posted his pics. He looks like a mannequin and it's kinda awkward.

>>35750846

Well I get paid 220K a year and I would gladly give up my job 100% for life if it meant I could have a face like his.

>>35751034

With that much money you could be banging high class escorts regularly and buying lots of cocaine. Have you thought about that? Also you don't belong here.

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>>35750846
Thanks? On the upside this thread was unexpectedly great for my self esteem.
>>35751034
Hot damn I guess the grass is greener on the other side. idk about that chronic pain stuff but I'd be alright changing my face for fat stacks. mfw when I never have to worry about rent again.