Hi robots, what's the best masturbation technique?

Place your penis inside of the moist vagina of a woman that you find attractive. Then, gyrate back and forth, pretending that her vagina is your hand. Continue to completion.

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>>35746012
Weed+MDMA+Viagra, onaholes, fleshlight/fleshlight launch + VR Goggles and a 2k rig that can run WSS at 4K 120 FPS with commissioned models and voice acting load files of your favorite waifus.

>>35746012
Being masturbated by a woman who loves you.

>>35746012

My best orgasms were after two or three bowls and having not masturbated for a few days beforehand.

>>35746012
>buy island
>selectivly breed indigenous peoples to have incredibly short lifespans, mature incredibly quick
>makes genetic alterations quicker
>genetically engineer lines of whatever girl you've ever dreamt of. 8ft amazon, 400 lb landwhale, ultra-thin anime waifu, FF cup monster or girl with hips / ass 2x shoulder width
sure they only live 4 years, but you only need 2 minutes