>be lonely >drive suspiciously on purpose >get pulled

>>35745450
How do you drive suspiciously? I smoke and drive and don't want to be caught for acting "suspiciously"

>be lonely
>go to grocery store
>buy some bread or whatever
>"That'll be 12,99$"
>gently touch cashiers girls hands while I give her the change
>finally touched a real person in a long time

it felt kind of nice?

>>35745567
drive really slow through residential areas, do many laps of the block so that people notice you.

For fucks sake dont you people have girlfriends?

>>35745616
No
Original original hahaha

>>35745616
>>>r9k

>be lonely
>bought a manikin
>put a wig on it and installed pockets for heating pads
>can finally sleep with a woman next to me in bed

it felt kind of nice?

>>35745567
If you're not really deliberate and decisive in your actions, they'll think you're being suspicious. Be sure to tell other drivers and pedestrians your intended actions before doing anything.

>>35745450
>be lonely
>go to omegle
>spend one hour of just scrolling through all the cocks and bots
>finally see a real girl
>"wave pls"
>she waves
>immediately pull out my cock and start jerking furiously, she disconnects
>finally a real human bean saw my penis

it felt kind of dissapointing?

>>35745567
I was driving behind a slow truck and my side of the road had 3 lanes which were all empty so I could have gone past easily

>>35745883
This is literally my sexual life, over 50 girls saw my cum and at least have show me tits.
So fucking many hours in that shit.