>anon, I have to let you know something. I stopped taking

>>35741874
>but I got a vasectomy before we ever met. heres the paperwork. You've been cheating on me?! get the fuck out of my house! I'm so glad I gave that ultimatum that I'd never get married, cause at least I don't have to get divorced now. Go and stay go.

>>35741874
b-but i'm gay - you cant get pregnant with an asshole

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But I wear a condom that I bought myself and carry with me at all times to ensure no holes will be poked in them.

>>35741874
But you wanted to wait til were married, remember? How did you get pregnant?

>>35741874
>stopped taking my birth control a few months ago
>it finally happened

It would only take me one cycle to impregnate a fertile woman.

>>35741874

If a girl pulled this on me I would wife her immediately. Hottest fucking thing ever, to know a girl wants your seed to flourish.

>>35742037
Girls forcing me to be a dad is my biggest fetish.

>>35741874
>F F F F F F4LCON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

>>35741874
and then i wake up and remember she decided i wasnt worth being with anymore

There was once a girl who told me that I got her pregnant. Ironically enough, she was also the only girl I've used a condom on.

>>35742154
>>35742037
>mfw someone did this to me
>fucking roestie 3/10
>flew to italy
>never recognized the kid
>feels good
Believe me, you dont want this, even if its the women of your dreams.

>>35741976
>Carry with me at all times
>He doesn't know about microtears

>>35742224
>doesnt know that micropenises can go thru microtears

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>>35741874
Bruh dont post things like this. My ex left me because I couldn't have kids

b-but you said you were female (male)

>>35742266
bruh that sucks, but, arent you happy for her? I mean, she now has the kids she ever wanted with chad :)
Mr and Mrs Thundercock

>>35742321
No I'm not happy. I find myself thinking and wishing extremely bad things to happen to her and her unborn child

>>35742304
You were mistaken. It's a male (female).

>>35742266
I know a guy who married a single mom and didn't have kids because he cant. You can always get one of your brothers to give you their sperm.

>>35741874
But your pic is a guy, op.

>>35742450
>It's a male (female).
I know, because I'm a patrician.

>>35742554
I'm not a cuck I'll never take care of another man's kid. Either I find a woman who doesn't want any or I'll just have to die alone

>>35741874
No, I faked it. You're just not that hot and your hole is too loose. I was trying to spare your feelings.

>>35742223
>Flew to italy
Nice one normie

>>35741874
I'd totally marry her instantly if a girl did that. Not that I have an impregnation kink, I just think it's really sweet that they want me to have a family with them.

>>35741874
jokes on you, i've been using a fake dick this whole time. Like i'd ever let a filthy female defile me. HAH

>>35742154
This porn is so rare