That kid thread? >That gay kid who wears a trenchcoat to

>>35741423
Be friends with him. Trust me, he'll let you live if you defend him and earn his trust. I'm currently doing that with one right now. He's already told me he'll text me when the day comes.

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>>35741423
>That kid who has ratty, grey hair and wears fake leather jackets everyday.

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>that wierd nerdy skeleton kid who fucked his hot younger sister somehow and they both were open about it

He actually made more friends after admitting to then before he did

>that kid that couldn't speak english after 6 years of studying

>That kid who wore a suit and briefcase every day

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>That kid who wore fedoras but didn't know it was for losers and thought he was actually cool
>That one kid who thinks he's a vampire
>That one super catholic girl who you find out is a complete freak.

>>35741503
This. In high school I was cool with all the potential shooters so I would've made it had the day come. Unfortunately it never did.

>>35741423
>that kid who brought weed to school and got caught

>that one kid who would lay outside the school with all the emo chicks.

>>35742102
How do you wear a briefcase?

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>>35742388
>>35742061
>that one kid who drew autistic shit on mspaint

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>>35742310
B-but fedoras ARE cool
R-right anon?

>>35742325
It might actually happen for me. He even asked if I wanted to help join in on shooting if I'm forced to go on the day he goes. Wish me luck in the next few years

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>>35742477
fuck did you just say?

>that one kid who would always vape in class

>that kid who did cocaine in the bathroom

> that kid who drew swastika is everywhere

>that kid who got drunk off Listerine

>that kid you ended up on the roof

> that kid who stood up and wet himself in front of the entire class because the teacher didn't let him go to the bathroom

>that one kid who was super poor and tried to act like he had shit

>>35741423
>tfw I wore a black woolen trench coat to high school
oh god I am so happy I am almost a normie now

>that one girl who was always obsessed with horses: constantly drawing horses, talking about horses, going horseback riding at country clubs every weekend
>that asshole asian who slept through his classes, always got A's, got into an ivy league, and made sure you knew about it
>that one football player who was secretly a weeaboo

>that kid who openly bashed feminism to everybody, even if they didn't care

>That kid who got suspended on the first day

>>35742950
>almost a normie
What is missing for you to be a normie? When can I REE you out of here? :)

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>that kid who has 9/10 looks and dresses really good so you assume has a perfect life and you ignore him out of jealousy until he ends up killing himself because he couldn't bear the loneliness anymore

>That kid that thinks he good at sports
>That one kid that is so skinny it is cringe worthy

That kid who sells candy like drugs at school

>that retarded kid that thinks he's a genius that literally wrote "work smarter, not worse" on your paper

FUCK that kid

>>35743694

I have an autistic in my class just like This. There are a lot of cringy stories of him. Should I share?

>>35742461
wheres his neck?

>That kid who constantly drew dicks on your schoolwork

>>35743694
>>35743830

N-no please

Origeniali

>that kid that never showed up again
>that kid who talked to computers
>that kid who ran away from school but was caught

>That kid who was caught anally masturbating in class

>That girl who was caught masturbating class

>That kid who stuck his hand in somebody else's pants during sex ed

>>35743830
Yes please, anon.

Oriririganals

>That kid who masturbated in the gym showers

>>35743656

That was me. I made about $200 in middle school from that.

>>35744045
I was the last one

>that kid who wore cosplay to school

>that kid who was severely retarded but went to normal classes and no one said anything

That teacher who looked like Snape

>That Kid who shit on the floor

>That kid who was diagnosed with autism then lost all his friends

>>35742950
There's no going back from being that autistic. Did you wear glasses/sunglasses indoors? A hat?

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>>35744230
>be me
>middle school
>super autistic toes to my school let's call him aut short for autistic
>the kid is a general nucicence saying autistic shit like I'm a mathematical genius
>is actually just stupid
>he thinks he's a smart because his shit parents told him autism is a disease that scientists can't explain and makes you extremely smart
>says this constantly
First story 6th grade
>go into class
>announcements come up
This month is the annual book fair
>to sum it up it's a competition between 20 normie super safe books and a lgbt one is thrown in every year and you can vote for books and gay suit like that but each book has a winner but the winning book winner not only gets the book they voted for but also some gay goodie basket with school wear i.e. the schools hoodies and gay toys
>autistic kid is fucking crazy for this
>WH-WH-WH-WHICH BOOK DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?
>only thing he talks abouts for the month is the BOOK fair
>day comes to announce winners
>he's not on the list
Wh-why dident I win
>aut there's a lot of people who voted I mean-
WHHHHHYYYY I FOLLOWED DA RULLES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>actually rees
>he's on the floor spinning and crying and going full autism
>security comes along with hard wranglers
>tosses around like a fish while being carried away
>every compition after the book fair and others he was on the winners list.

>>35741423
>That kid who masturbates in English class
>That professor who got the kid masturbating and drag him out of the class without his pants
>That kid who lost his knew cap during lunch
>That bunch of kids who got pregnant and had to bring their kids to school
>That typical skinny faggot of the class that nobody bullies because they see him as pet
>That kid who freak out during a math exam and threw his pens for him teacher
>That diabetic kid who sold his lunch to other kids

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>>35745164
7th grade

>he was in a bad mood that day
>This was math class btw
>in math he always got everything wrong
>teacher gave him As for "doing his best"
>unfair as fuck I struggled to pad that class and I was aged smarter than him
>anyway he got an answer wrong on our enter sheet(what you do at the beginning of class)
>goes complete fucking nigger ape mode
NOOO ITS WRITE REEEEE
>class next door laughs after hearing him
STOP IT ITS NOT FUNNY AGAGHAGAHHHHH
>teacher doesn't call tard wranglers aut crys for 3 min but gets back to work
>still aut is in a bad mood and asks to call mom
>The teacher asked why
So my mom can get me a frostie from Wendy's
>Teacher says his mom wouldn't like that very much
>let's him call anyway
>mom dosent want to
>argues with mom for 20 min
>gets very aggressive
NOOO I WANT THE FROSTIEEEEEE
>stomps feet
>mom screams and the whole class hears
>THATS IT YOUR GROWNDED AND YOU WONT WATCH ARUTHR AND YOU WONT PLAY MINECRAFT FOR A WEEK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tard strength engaged
>slams and breaks phone
>teacher/ aut just calm down ok.
SHE SAID I CANT PLAY MIIIIIINNCRAAAAAAAAFT
>try not to laugh
I WANT TO DIE I WISH I WOULD DIE
>trys to kill him self by FUCKING HOLDING HIS BREATH
>aut that's enough
>pretends to clapse
>tard wranglers we're called and took him away and still spazing like a fish out of water

Pic is what he looked like when angry

>That kid he said gay all the time

>>35742972
>that one football player who was secretly a weeaboo

holy shit why is this one so true

>kid I went to school with
>not really autistic, but was prime cringe
>he's a furry, and tries to pass off his terrible soft core furry porn drawings as "art" on Normiebook
>also shares the lamest, crustiest old normie memes ever
>is also a massive weaboo, we had to give a presentation in class about a career we wanted, mfw he says he wants to be a fucking ramen chef in Japan
>also strangely obsessed with ddr, could dance along to most of the songs very well despite being short and skinnyfat
>straight (I think) but acted super queer all the time
Nobody liked telling him to piss off because he was actually a pretty nice kid (and a total crybaby) but nobody could stand the onslaught of utter cringe that inevitably followed him everywhere

>>35741503
>wanting to live
Fucking normie

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>>35741423
apparently I was that kid when I was in HS
>awkward kid that had no friends
>really into reading about school shootings and terrorist attacks
>make friends with person with that mutual interest
>bond over sharing articles and watching videos etc
>two weeks later called to the principal because I was an "anonymous concerned" student tipped in that I was "planning on shooting up the school"
>eventually off the hook but my new "friend" avoids me from that point on
>never share my feelings on controversial topics again