>be 22 >no gf >make a tinder account and get a few matches

Send her my way, friend. That's what I'm all about.

Don't put your dick in crazy Anon.

>>35740994
you are dead as fuck. ask her what she did with the bodies and promptly have the police lock her away

>>35741137
She's all yours

It was fun and kinda exhilarating at first but now its soul crushing and anxiety inducing, kinda like being circled by sharks at times

I do see a few yandere threads on here but the fantasy is better than the reality

Lmao
>falling for the schizophrenic girl meme
ya did it to yourself

>>35741172
I've learned that the hard way

>>35741221
She was in a state of sleep when she said about the murders and denied them when I confronted her but I know she did it

I don't see anyway out of this that isn't putting my family in danger. I'm hoping she gets back together with her ex who's been messaging her

This is the one situation where getting ducked is the best case scenario

Buy a gun, barricade all your windows and get reinforced doors so she'll make a shitload of noise and wake you up if she tries breaking in at night, get a fire sprinkler system, carry your gun concealed and wear concealed body armor at all times, etc. Break up with her and end her when she tries something.

>>35741348
I can't really do that in my country plus I don't have the money

If it ends badly I think I'll just have to tell my family everything so we can move somewhere unknown to her

Idk what she'd try to do to me since she's done a very diverse number of sinister things, some of them very calculated and long game

She's like a real life cartman

>>35741514
was getting your dick sucked worth it?

I love tinder stories. Plz post more. I have one.

> Coworker tries tinder
> Meet a girl once
> Doesn't say much about it.
> 6 month later he get a message from her saying she's pregegenant and is going to keep the baby.
> He is now a father

>>35741537
You'd be surprised at how many ways I've tried to justify the relationship

I guess it's a delusional coping mechanism since I know I'm royally fucked

Sometimes things between us are okay for long enough that I forget how much of a terrible person she actually is

>>35741609
>friend meets guy from tinder
>profile says he's 21
>turns out to be 41 fresh out of jail
>justifies it by saying he still feels 21 since he had 20 years stolen from him in jail
>asks what he went to jail for
>it was for murder
>guy follows her around in his car afterwards

>>35740994
is she hot? origimaru

>>35742158
6-7 I'd say
She is insecure and doesn't feel comfortable being girly but if she wore nicer clothes she'd maybe rise a point

She does have very nice lady parts at least

>>35741805
Even 40 yo prisoners get dates

REEEEE

It's easy, anon. If you want to avoid batshit people doing batshit things, you make them feel bad for you.

You have to be such a beta little bitch that she leaves YOU and pities you. Problemo solved.

>>35743122
This might work
She does have a lot of anger for people who play the victim and is a sociopath who doesn't feel empathy so it might not work out so well

>>35740994
Okay friend, what you're going to do is you're going to become a bit more distant each day, slowly drifting apart and then when she begins to notice, just say that you've been feeling really depressed as of late and you just cry at night etc.

You have to make her think you're a pathetic worm in order for her not to destroy your ass.

If that doesn't work then say goodbye to your house

>>35740994
you get out now. I thought I could fix crazy and now I'm 4 years in and she'll kill herself if I leave