TFW finally stepped inside a Starbucks. I started walking manually

>I started walking manually
you might as well have been carrying a sign that said "I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA", tough break kiddo

Starbucks is the worst of all food chains. Not comfy at all, and the worst of normies is always there.

>>35739832
I went into a starbucks once because I was with my normie friend and they had 2 giant sonic paintings on the wall, is this normal?

>>35739832
>started walking manually

I do this everywhere

It's so fucking loud in these places. I wish they had the food prep area behind walls like normal places. I have a common biblical name and live in the south, yet they misspell it. This can only mean fuck you in a that stupid normalfag passive aggressive way.
Fuck starcucks.

>>35739832
What does walking manually mean

>>35739832
order a vanilla latte and throw it at them

>>35739832
Same, went in cause i was with a normalfag classmate during power outage and we lived quite close.

Decided to green text it
>Normalfag friend calls stacy so we can wait for the power to come back on together
>hold back inner ree
>he tells her to meet us at starbucks
>"come on anon, we're going to starbucks"
>think of what i have in my wallet
>my wallet only has $10 in it
>start making plans in my head
>what if i have to order coffee?
>i do not know the names of coffees
>i only drink cheap market coffee that is just "coffee"
>oshitshitshit.jpg
>i see the huge starbucks logo and name
>i no longer have time to think
>robot powers kick in
>become super genius 300+ IQ for 20 seconds
>Enter the devil's den
>It's packed due to power outage
>analysing everything thanks to robot powers
>think i must be quite looking obvious
>guy with a trench coat and a backpack
>i hold my backpack cooly
>keep holding it with 1 hand to look cool
>make sure walking is super model-like as well
>keep on analysing

>TFW I had an interview at a Starbucks
>TFW I heard people around me chuckling

>>35740341
Cont.


>every computer there was a mac
>not even kidding
>INNERREEESTARTSBUILDINGUP
>We go to the balcony area
>Open chill air i breathe to keep inner robot cool
>"Anon since this place is too crowdy let's go to somewhere else"
>instantly agree
>one more dash through the main room and i'm safe
>Grab backpack again
>make sure not to bump anything since i cannot pay for anything
>robot powers had worn out
>hand holding backpack feeling super weird
>walking is weird
>my inner robot was coming out
>start walking faster
>start thinking someone might call me a live bomb cause of coat
>slow down
>super awkward walking
>make it out

Starbucks never again>>35740341

>>35740298

You are now aware of your tongue. You are also breathing manually. Enjoy.

lads how the fuck do you stop walking manually? been like this for a while now

>>35740369
I don't get it,
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