>turning 28 >parents ask me what I want >ok... >you're

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>>35739538

>sun is out on my birthday
>mom sets up cameras
>kids run out of sandbox
>families making phone calls
>dad already set up big black monolith
>he painted a huge plank of wood
>we start chimping out
>this is the best birthday ever

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I guess this is a post you could technically make?

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>>35739600

>dad sets up loudspeakers
>space odyssey musician bellowing out
>I start hammering at all these bones
>doing it like I'm moving in slow motion
>police show up
>they fuck up my moment
>their sirens ruin everything just as i throw the bone up in the air

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>>35739638

>dad takes off his cheetah mask
>all these distant relatives start getting out their monkey suits
>police approaching us
>I'm still in chimp mode
>everything from this point on is improv

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>>35739679

>screaming in chimp mode
>not even thinking about space odyssey anymore
>dad telling me to stop it's over now
>I launch at him screaming
>clawing his face
>moms screaming
>police threaten to shoot
>chimpout.exe
>resist arrest
>biting and screaming
>they take me down with a gunshot
>that night black lives matter tear down an entire neighbourhood in my name.

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>>35739602

Shore is kiddo